Hef has found his 3rd skank


Apparently, Hef has three girlfriends again.

22-year-old Crystal Harris -- who has been photographed with the 82-year-old Playboy honcho claims that he has been dating her, along with 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

Harris, a San Diego State University psychology student, insists she never got a proper public introduction after Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson left the Playboy Mansion last year. (The Shannon sibs instead made all the headlines.)

But on an E! online message board over the holidays, Harris told fans that "Hef gave me permission to fill people in on the new updates as a voice from the mansion," according to New York's Daily News.

She insisted he isn't seeing anyone else, but added: "There are a couple that we have interest in ... As for now, it is just us three."

On her MySpace page, Harris describes herself as "a good girl, for the most part."

"I believe in opening your heart and letting your walls down, it is better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all," she says on her site, which features Disney characters, cute animals, inspirational quotes and plenty of pink.

Surely, Hef's ex, the newly engaged Wilkinson, wouldn't be surprised that he's juggling three babes again.

"I mean, Hef will always be Hef," Wilkinson told Us last year. "You can never change him. Hef will keep going on. He'll keep loving women, keep loving the big boobs and blondes."

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these bitches need to gtfo. they will never be Bridget Holly and Kendra

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	just_shoe_me 2009-01-06 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	she reminds me of Kendra. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	ineffort 2009-01-06 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	MTE. I could've sworn it was her. (Reply to this) (Parent)

(no subject) - mmmyesplease, 2009-01-06 06:29 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - frenchverbs, 2009-01-06 06:38 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - pandamore, 2009-01-06 06:55 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - xdecadentx, 2009-01-06 07:00 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - 7950, 2009-01-06 07:07 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - roxiblu, 2009-01-06 07:34 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - prettysighs, 2009-01-06 08:04 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - cinecat, 2009-01-06 08:44 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - coulditbesatan, 2009-01-06 08:49 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - ws0013, 2009-01-06 09:34 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - snnat17, 2009-01-07 05:07 am UTC (Expand)

	superhetoric 2009-01-06 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	i know those twins probably don't have enough personality to have desires or opinions but i don't understand how you can not get fucking sick and tired of dressing exactly like someone else at their age. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	blackbritt4eva 2009-01-06 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	or fuck the same guy. sorry, that's fucking disgusting. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

(no subject) - ljok_0, 2009-01-06 06:31 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - blackbritt4eva, 2009-01-06 06:36 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - superhetoric, 2009-01-06 06:37 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - ljok_0, 2009-01-06 06:40 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - superhetoric, 2009-01-06 06:32 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - rubyredmangos, 2009-01-06 06:40 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - superhetoric, 2009-01-06 06:42 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - rubyredmangos, 2009-01-06 06:45 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - foreverxromance, 2009-01-06 07:00 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - 7950, 2009-01-06 07:08 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - serendipitylust, 2009-01-06 08:34 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - pennyfeather, 2009-01-06 06:29 pm UTC (Expand)

	blackbritt4eva 2009-01-06 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	oh... not that i would really want this, but he could dip in some flavor once in awhile. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	spin_doctor 2009-01-06 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	lol srs (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jaimieheart 2009-01-06 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Twins.. Creepy. (Reply to this)

	orange_tide 2009-01-06 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	The new girls disappoint me so much. I mean, ugh. I wish Holly Kendra and Bridget didn't have to go. I loved them so much. :( (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oh__jewgirl 2009-01-07 04:15 am UTC (link)
	me too bb :( (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pennyfeather 2009-01-06 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	I CANNOT get over how gross it is for those twins to not only pose nude together, but have sex with an old, old man together. FOUL. (Reply to this)

	_brina 2009-01-06 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	I guess she is an upgrade over the twins. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	__scout 2009-01-07 12:25 am UTC (link)
	ia. i looked really quickly at the pic though and thought it was taylor momsen in the photo. i was really confused at first. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shaneworshipsu2 2009-01-06 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	... Ewwww. Shouldn't Hef be dead by now? Srsly. (Reply to this)

	votero 2009-01-06 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	i bet they eat each other out. the twins, i mean. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	sillycucumber 2009-01-06 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	... (Reply to this) (Parent)

(no subject) - ellie_andrews, 2009-01-06 09:26 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - ericasays, 2009-01-07 02:05 am UTC (Expand)

	pallasathena 2009-01-06 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	The new one looks oddly like an older Kendra, while the twins are still FUCKING UGLY. He must be going blind. (Reply to this)

	bizarrre 2009-01-06 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	she actually looks like kendra, but i bet she's not as "cool" and "sporty!" (Reply to this)

	slightly o/t dirrtymyke 2009-01-06 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	Housebunny was so fucking funny. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	Re: slightly o/t foreverxromance 2009-01-06 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	lol icon ~from the party to the after party, migrate~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

Re: slightly o/t - goz_pen, 2009-01-06 11:34 pm UTC (Expand)

Re: slightly o/t - dirrtymyke, 2009-01-07 09:18 am UTC (Expand)

	marefrigoris 2009-01-06 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	the things that his girlfriends have to do really make me sick to my stomach. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	enema_recipe 2009-01-06 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	Agreed. Also the fact that women my age and YOUNGER actually WANT to be his girlfriends. What in the hell is wrong with these people? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

(no subject) - marefrigoris, 2009-01-06 07:03 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - lilvietgyrl7, 2009-01-07 05:33 am UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - rhomea, 2009-01-06 07:27 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - marefrigoris, 2009-01-06 07:33 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - sabrina_bobina, 2009-01-06 07:33 pm UTC (Expand)

	ninjarina 2009-01-06 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	SDSU, LOL (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	redsaranwrap 2009-01-06 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	mte, lollll (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

(no subject) - ninjarina, 2009-01-06 11:33 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - penga, 2009-01-07 06:04 am UTC (Expand)

	metalheavy 2009-01-06 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	So do you think he makes the twins have incest sex together? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	__ohthedrama 2009-01-06 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	I doubt he makes them. They probably did it/still do it for attention. (Reply to this) (Parent)

(no subject) - superhetoric, 2009-01-06 06:37 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - hardcoresince3, 2009-01-06 06:40 pm UTC (Expand)

(no subject) - foreverxromance, 2009-01-06 06:51 pm UTC (Expand)

	goddamnhooligan 2009-01-06 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Hef and the bunnies never come to the Barnes & Noble I work at. I think my co-workers would molest them. (Reply to this)

	nicenessness 2009-01-06 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	downgrades y/y? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	foreverxromance 2009-01-06 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	big time Y (Reply to this) (Parent)

(no subject) - fresh1721, 2009-01-06 07:10 pm UTC (Expand)

	cheerupbaby9 2009-01-06 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	i just realized hes old and probably can tsee that well and that is why he thinks the twins are hot. (Reply to this)

	ljok_0 2009-01-06 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	i hope one of his son's takes over when he dies. that way at least if they date multiple girls it will be a little less creepy? most likely not though. (Reply to this)

	marefrigoris 2009-01-06 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Only replace blonde girls with the pedophile aspect and you have Hef. (Reply to this)

	ukbedeviled 2009-01-06 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Oh they are some rough looking broads. They better not take over GND (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nomoneyfun 2009-01-06 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	they really are. all of them. his eyesight must be shot to hell. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mysteriousseven 2009-01-06 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Thumbs down on the skank twins... (Reply to this)

	lovetogoss 2009-01-06 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	whatever happened to bridget? i know holly moved on to criss angel, kdub moved on to her football player.. and i know bridget has that new travel channel show, bridget's beaches... but does this mean she just decided to move out of the mansion bc the other two did, or does she have a new romantic interest, or did she decide to go back to her husband? its a mystery! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	retrostarfish 2009-01-06 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	I read an interview with them about a week ago where she said she was planning on moving out of the mansion "shortly after the new year," and that she's currently single. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	crclmomrub 2009-01-06 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	I hate those stupid twins. Not only are they fug, they insist on wearing the same outfits which is just ridiculous. (Reply to this)

	sporkier 2009-01-06 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	KENDRA 2.0 (Reply to this)

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