Ky ([info]ky02121) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-12-02 13:37:00
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Can't- Keep- A- Man Aniston Loves Being Naked!

'Jennifer Aniston Is Always Half-Naked!'

A former bodyguard reveals all about Jen's love of revealing all...






 Jennifer Aniston is in great shape and knows it, according to a former bodyguard who claims the actress likes to parade around “half-naked” at home.

Apparently one of the perks of being part of the Friends star's entourage is being greeted by a scantily-clad Jen each morning.

"Jen is very free when it comes to showing off her body," the unnamed minder tells Star. 

"When she answers the door in the morning, she's wearing a mini camisole and underwear."

The loose-lipped bodyguard claims that Jennifer is known for wearing as little as possible whenever possible.

"She never covers up," the bodyguard continues. "Everyone is used to that. That's just Jen! She's always half-naked."

"When she's not in her underwear she's in a bikini." 

The bodyguard adds, "I can name all the moles on her body, that's how many times I've seen her undressed."

We're sure Jen - and current beau John Mayer -  will be reassured to know that her security team are paying such close attention to detail.

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[info]iamheartspants
2008-12-02 06:51 pm UTC (link)
i approve.

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[info]rosanjin
2008-12-02 06:52 pm UTC (link)
If I was Heidi Klum, I would walk down the street naked everyday.

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[info]cassie_epstein
2008-12-02 06:55 pm UTC (link)
I think her body is awful.

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(no subject) - [info]curiouslinh, 2008-12-02 06:56 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]hp_humper, 2008-12-02 06:56 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]cassie_epstein, 2008-12-02 06:57 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]hp_humper, 2008-12-02 06:59 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]cassie_epstein, 2008-12-02 07:02 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]bienenkiste, 2008-12-02 07:11 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]greencancer, 2008-12-02 07:13 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]velvet123, 2008-12-03 06:53 am UTC (Expand)

[info]cassie_epstein
2008-12-02 06:53 pm UTC (link)
If I had her shape and lived by myself I would parade around have naked too. Hell I parade the house half naked anyway.

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[info]evoluer
2008-12-02 09:34 pm UTC (link)
IAWTC so much!

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[info]bizarrre
2008-12-02 06:53 pm UTC (link)
I hate that GQ photoshoot, she was waay too skinny, almost mannish.

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[info]abouttoexpire
2008-12-02 06:53 pm UTC (link)
butterface

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[info]pitye
2008-12-02 06:53 pm UTC (link)
LOL @ the last sentence.

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[info]astormatsea
2008-12-02 06:54 pm UTC (link)
i can't bring myself to like her

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[info]envelope_clutch
2008-12-02 06:56 pm UTC (link)
neither can i

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(no subject) - [info]yunaresuka, 2008-12-02 06:59 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]witwicky
2008-12-02 06:54 pm UTC (link)
well she's at home...

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[info]ginandpotatoes
2008-12-02 07:04 pm UTC (link)
seriously !!!!!!!

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(no subject) - [info]apothecary06, 2008-12-02 10:18 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]curiouslinh
2008-12-02 06:55 pm UTC (link)
I'm the same way

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[info]unpeudezen
2008-12-02 06:56 pm UTC (link)
With that body, I'd walk around half naked all the time too.

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[info]aimee300
2008-12-02 06:57 pm UTC (link)
lol it's like that Friends episode

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[info]apothecary06
2008-12-02 10:19 pm UTC (link)
You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness?

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(no subject) - [info]benvolio87, 2008-12-02 10:21 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]xnotlikeyoux
2008-12-02 06:57 pm UTC (link)
I would too if i had her body!

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[info]putyohandsonme
2008-12-02 06:57 pm UTC (link)
She's a buttahead, but yea if I had her body from below the chin down I would walk around in as little as possible also.

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[info]bebryn
2008-12-02 06:58 pm UTC (link)
There's a woman who lives in the apartment across the rinky-dink driveway from me and she put a huge window in her bathroom to replace the small, normal one everyone gets that no one can see through and I always end up seeing more than I want to. There are also two little boys who live in the apartment behind me who always come around and lurk around the time she usually showers.

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[info]dolcetta
2008-12-02 09:13 pm UTC (link)
LMFAO

god i still cant get over your icon ~its genius tbqh~

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(no subject) - [info]bebryn, 2008-12-02 09:17 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]_quietriot_
2008-12-02 06:58 pm UTC (link)
well she has a really great figure.

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[info]readmywords
2008-12-02 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Even if this is true (which I don't care if it is one way or the other), it's just creepy and in bad taste to talk about that, mr. body guard.

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[info]afireinside27
2008-12-02 06:59 pm UTC (link)
i wish the two people in your icon walked around half naked all the time.

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ohi - [info]readmywords, 2008-12-02 07:02 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]afireinside27
2008-12-02 06:59 pm UTC (link)
i walk around my house half naked every morning tbh

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[info]_kajitsu
2008-12-02 07:06 pm UTC (link)
lbr, so do I.
However, I do not have her body. ):

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[info]adri278
2008-12-02 06:59 pm UTC (link)
O-kay...

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[info]accordion
2008-12-02 07:00 pm UTC (link)
That bodyguard sounds really creepy saying all that.

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[info]cell_ardore
2008-12-02 07:02 pm UTC (link)
lol comment twins

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(no subject) - [info]apothecary06, 2008-12-02 10:25 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]cell_ardore
2008-12-02 07:01 pm UTC (link)
creepy ex-bodyguard

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[info]ugly_jacket
2008-12-02 07:03 pm UTC (link)
my body is disgusting and i walk around half naked most of the time, if i looked like her i would not even bother. i dont see the big deal

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[info]ugly_jacket
2008-12-02 07:04 pm UTC (link)
*ALONE IN MY HOUSE not in public

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(no subject) - [info]shanny_w, 2008-12-02 07:07 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]steph313
2008-12-02 07:03 pm UTC (link)
I don't blame her. She's got a cute little figure. Rock it.

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[info]sicksexfix
2008-12-02 07:04 pm UTC (link)
who doesn't walk around half naked in their own home?

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[info]aprettywastex3
2008-12-02 07:04 pm UTC (link)
More power to her, I would go to work naked if it were allowed.
I love being naked.

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[info]antianeira
2008-12-02 07:04 pm UTC (link)
So she's not allowed to wear what she wants (or doesn't want) in her own house? Creepy bodyguard.

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