ohnotheydidnt: Aniston's Vanity Fair article scans

sultrydame (

sultrydame) wrote in

ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2005-08-04 20:14:00

Aniston's Vanity Fair article scans
This will save you $ and a trip to supermarket.

Source? These scans are already in other forums so don't know who did the scan.

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	verona 2005-08-05 03:26 am UTC (link)
	fanx (Reply to this)

	awful_sometimes 2005-08-05 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Do you know when the magazine comes out? My mom is freaking out to buy it and there's no way she's going to sit here and read it on the computer (though I would)... (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	sultrydame 2005-08-05 03:32 am UTC (link)
	I believe the VF magazine was supposed to be out on newstands everywhere tomorrow. These are already out in Los Angeles and NYC sine yesterday, I believe. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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lennox532, 2005-08-05 09:19 pm UTC (Expand)

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awful_sometimes, 2005-08-06 02:03 am UTC (Expand)

	itscrackbitch 2005-08-05 03:27 am UTC (link)
	she is so lame,i don't think i'd read that. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	sultrydame 2005-08-05 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Your icon's hilarious! Who's the guy in the icon and the eater? :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

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blacknoise, 2005-08-07 03:49 am UTC (Expand)

	side_streets 2005-08-05 03:27 am UTC (link)
	tl;dr (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	avada_kedavra 2005-08-05 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Seconded. I don't have the patience for that. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	kirili 2005-08-05 03:29 am UTC (link)
	where?! its. not there. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sultrydame 2005-08-05 03:30 am UTC (link)
	What do you mean? The scans are right there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	equalchameleon 2005-08-05 03:30 am UTC (link)
	thank youuuu (Reply to this)

	tigermilk 2005-08-05 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Oh my god, I just read this shit, and she doesn't even say whether or not he cheated, just that she "chooses to believe [her] husband" when he said he didn't. (Reply to this)

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	tropicalxlondon 2005-08-05 03:35 am UTC (link)
	hahaha like anyone really cares that much to sit around and type out that entire article (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	tropicalxlondon 2005-08-05 03:37 am UTC (link)
	i skimmed a page: "Billy Idol called-- he wants his look back" GOD that was a REAL QUOTE??! i saw that post in her earlier this week but i thought it was a false report. that makes her look pathetic and sad. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	breathesymphony 2005-08-05 03:39 am UTC (link)
	it was a joke she said when prodded about his "new look" and her sense of humor. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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anesthetics, 2005-08-05 11:17 am UTC (Expand)

	breathesymphony 2005-08-05 03:38 am UTC (link)
	wow. i admire jen more and more every single day. (Reply to this)

	so_she_screamed 2005-08-05 03:38 am UTC (link)
	thanks! poor jen :( (Reply to this)

	fucking_love 2005-08-05 03:44 am UTC (link)
	shiiiiiiiiiit, this just produces more scrolling time on my friends of list on livejournal, not actual hard earned money as I just wait for you sons(daughters) of bitches to post. (Reply to this)

	nun_with_a_gun 2005-08-05 03:44 am UTC (link)
	i need a fuckin summury i dont care enough to read all that shit! (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	xsofa_magoo 2005-08-05 06:31 am UTC (link)
	basically she is enjoying be alone, she cried twice during the interview, she is learning a lot about her self, she smokes Merit Cigarettes, she didn't like Brad Pitts idea to have him and Jolie in W Magazine. Or something. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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nun_with_a_gun, 2005-08-05 01:09 pm UTC (Expand)

She's still in Denial -

lennox532, 2005-08-05 09:43 pm UTC (Expand)

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jdark, 2005-08-17 03:55 pm UTC (Expand)

	seductivebunco 2005-08-05 03:44 am UTC (link)
	i think i'll still get it.. i admire jen so much (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pinkdlite 2005-08-05 04:09 am UTC (link)
	I do too! I do too! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nutmeggy 2005-08-05 03:48 am UTC (link)
	I think the only thing I got out of that was the amazement that Kimberly Stewart had the cahones to call Aniston homely. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	luvlorn 2005-08-05 04:18 am UTC (link)
	yeah I got a kick outta that shit. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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agirlnamedlucky, 2005-08-05 06:18 am UTC (Expand)

	xx_t_o_m_ 2005-08-05 03:49 am UTC (link)
	HAHA YOU THINK IM READING THAT SHIT lol im kidding but i'm really not. This board is just going to turn into the whole lolz team aniston team jolie! thing. (Reply to this)

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	me_and_jimmy 2005-08-05 04:03 am UTC (link)
	me too...I wouldn't have included so many irrelevent things just to make my page quota. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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lennox532, 2005-08-05 09:48 pm UTC (Expand)

	mipplet 2005-08-05 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Poor Jen. :( (Reply to this)

	kissliss 2005-08-05 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Boo fucking hoo. People get divorced every day. Eat some Ben & Jerry's and suck it up. She must have a movie coming out doesn't she? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	fucking_love 2005-08-05 03:55 am UTC (link)
	or maybe eat some Brad & Jenny's!!!! ..wait hold on, I have another call on the other line from "Bad joke"..be right back! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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aando, 2005-08-06 01:27 pm UTC (Expand)

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mipplet, 2005-08-05 01:38 pm UTC (Expand)

	fucking_love 2005-08-05 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Junior college members are totally bummed out about this post right now. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	oneintheyarbles 2005-08-05 04:02 am UTC (link)
	why? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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breathesymphony, 2005-08-05 04:49 am UTC (Expand)

	justlikeneon 2005-08-05 03:54 am UTC (link)
	that's one long article. (Reply to this)

	new_york_slave 2005-08-05 03:56 am UTC (link)
	that has to be like, the longest magazine article written in the history of the world. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dolledupx 2005-08-05 06:19 am UTC (link)
	SERIOUSLY. I looked at that shit, I'm like - this is a JOKE. Dude, are all the articles in Vanity Fair so horrendously long? I bet you she could have SO summed that up in 3 pages. 2 even. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	orbitalocularit 2005-08-05 03:58 am UTC (link)
	She's too fucking nice and polite in this article. Why even have a "revealing" write-up if the only think you're revealing is how totally awesome Brad Pitt is when he just scored a homer with Team Jolie. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

newyorkdoll
2005-08-05 01:11 pm UTC (link)

I agree. She kinda just let him keep smelling like a rose. I've never been a fan of Brad, and I knew him "oh pity me, Jennifer wants a divorce" bs wasn't real. He came out looking like the victim & I think it's funny but he emotionally left that marriage long before she did. I didn't expect her to bad mouth him, but, he deserves a lil shit-talking.

I'm sorry, being EMOTIONALLY involved with another woman, other than your wife, may not be physical cheating but it's still cheating.

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malevolencia, 2005-08-05 08:06 pm UTC (Expand)

	audreyshaped 2005-08-05 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Aw, I love her. I can't believe KIMBERLY STEWART called her homely. KIMBERLY-I'M-A-FUCKING-UGLY-DOG-STEWART. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	natzmeister 2005-08-05 04:11 am UTC (link)
	True, but then again she wasn't talking about herself. I know people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, but Jennifer Aniston (while not quite homely) isn't gorgeous by any means. Cute and pretty and fresh, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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me_and_jimmy
2005-08-05 04:02 am UTC (link)

I can't stand how this article is written. I'm not against Jen but I'm against this writer. They gear it to make Jen a victim and yet again they speculate and go on and on how Brad was seen with Angelina and how bad it looked and how Angelina is a freak who has been divorced twice and wears blood around her neck and so on (which was quite a pointless mention) this article tells us nothing, its STUPID

Jen divorced Brad, this was before pics of him and Angelina, this was a result of a marriage gone sour, nothing more.

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	natzmeister 2005-08-05 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Completely agreed. I thought it could've been a slightly more objective article. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)