Why Should I Be Sad? ([info]whyshouldibesad) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-10-03 21:13:00
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Britney's 6-month sex ban


Britney Spears' parents have reportedly slapped a six-month sex ban on their daughter to prevent any bumps in the road on her way back to the top.

Fiercely protective Jamie and Lynne Spears feel that Britney's downfall was linked to the men in her life and want their daughter to refrain from any male contact for a while.

With two failed marriages, a relationship with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib and reports of a supposed sex tape, the troubled star's questionable taste in men has often come back to haunt her.

A friend tells Now, “Jamie and Lynne feel she’s so close to cracking the big time again that they don’t want anything to get in her way.

“They’re desperate to ensure that it won’t happen again. Their worst nightmare is that she gets involved with someone else who’s just trying to use her for her money or to further their own career.”

Britney's dad already has control over her financial assets until December - whether he can do the same with her sexual habits remains to be seen.

Womanizer


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[info]hekia
2008-10-04 01:27 am UTC (link)
Oh I hope she has a vibrator.

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[info]americandream17
2008-10-04 01:27 am UTC (link)
lol irl

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(no subject) - [info]fuckoffloverboy, 2008-10-04 01:29 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]shanny_w, 2008-10-04 01:37 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]obliviance, 2008-10-04 01:34 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]_mscaligurl_, 2008-10-04 02:12 am UTC (Expand)

[info]americandream17
2008-10-04 01:27 am UTC (link)
ohplease

daddy-o, you've got the swagger of a champion ~

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[info]lailaandmarvi
2008-10-04 01:28 am UTC (link)
Jordin Sparks approves.

It would be so awkward if my parents put a sex ban on me lol

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[info]_katttttt_
2008-10-04 01:43 am UTC (link)
lol I don't understand how it's possible. They can't with her every second. How awkward of them to announce it.

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(no subject) - [info]lailaandmarvi, 2008-10-04 01:47 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sarahzzz, 2008-10-04 08:36 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]triggered
2008-10-04 01:28 am UTC (link)
I don't know if I believe this but, lol if it is true.

It's a good idea though.

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[info]shanna
2008-10-04 01:28 am UTC (link)
didn't they allegedly do this ages ago?

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[info]jiai1
2008-10-04 01:43 am UTC (link)
ikr

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[info]acero_bragas
2008-10-04 01:28 am UTC (link)
PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE

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[info]teamdemi
2008-10-04 01:29 am UTC (link)
Because she's not an adult or anything.

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[info]superhetoric
2008-10-04 01:31 am UTC (link)
she is, but isn't she theoretically recovering from a mental illness? that's sort of a different situation.

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(no subject) - [info]valentinababy, 2008-10-04 01:39 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]superhetoric
2008-10-04 01:30 am UTC (link)
honestly going without sex for a little while after dealing with psychological issues like that is generally a good idea. it's hard to keep yourself calm and not be anxious all the time if you're worried about who you are or aren't fucking.

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[info]vanillllla
2008-10-04 01:30 am UTC (link)
i always forget about her vegas wedding

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[info]fuckoffloverboy
2008-10-04 01:31 am UTC (link)
I bet her favorite song right now is Touch of My Hand.

~Coz I just discovered, Imagination is taking over, in a day without a lover, the more I come to understand, the touch of my hand...~

I love this song. It's epic.

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[info]hekia
2008-10-04 01:33 am UTC (link)
Ha she's probably letting her dogs lick her vagina.. haha jk

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[info]ha
2008-10-04 01:31 am UTC (link)
"whether he can do the same with her sexual habits remains to be seen"

lmao

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[info]beta_perereca
2008-10-04 03:10 am UTC (link)
LOL.

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(no subject) - [info]loveis4losurs, 2008-10-04 11:40 am UTC (Expand)

[info]dorkster_mandy
2008-10-04 01:32 am UTC (link)
It's better for her to wait for a non-user/lowlife anyways.

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[info]fuckoffloverboy
2008-10-04 01:36 am UTC (link)
aka forever. I mean even the only rich guy she ever dated sold her out.

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[info]obliviance
2008-10-04 01:34 am UTC (link)
wouldn't that just bring her down more? idk idk

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[info]promisemewings
2008-10-04 01:51 am UTC (link)
I know, I know. It's like they're setting her up for an even BIGGER breakdown the second time around. :(

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[info]stellawuzadiver
2008-10-04 01:35 am UTC (link)
Just like that pre-marital sex band they slapped her with all those years ago, right? Hyuk-hyuk-hyuk.

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[info]krazyybeautiful
2008-10-04 01:36 am UTC (link)
remember when she was a ~virgin~ and lost it to justin?

sigh, those were the days. i thought they were gonna get married and have kids. :(

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[info]hekia
2008-10-04 04:45 am UTC (link)
she lost her virginity at 14 actually

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[info]neckbreakers
2008-10-04 01:37 am UTC (link)
Does the first marriage really count? LOL

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[info]kristina2477
2008-10-04 01:37 am UTC (link)
Her parents are putting restrictions on her? lmao

I thought Britney was a grown adult?

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[info]fuckoffloverboy
2008-10-04 01:40 am UTC (link)
a grown adult who almost died, fucked a pap and is unde conservatorship :/

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[info]diaflulz
2008-10-04 01:38 am UTC (link)
i wish i could send her some toys to play with =/

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[info]fiercenessness
2008-10-04 01:38 am UTC (link)
Britney needs a lesbian in her life.

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[info]johnnydtractive
2008-10-04 07:32 am UTC (link)
ty somebody had to say it

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[info]shanny_w
2008-10-04 01:38 am UTC (link)
lollll gurl yer screwed

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[info]lortabjunkie
2008-10-04 01:39 am UTC (link)
i would like to know how she has a sex drive with all the antipsychotics she's probably on.

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[info]stellawuzadiver
2008-10-04 01:39 am UTC (link)
Sad, but true.

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[info]metatrix
2008-10-04 01:41 am UTC (link)
Ever since I started having sex, the longest I've gone without it is 1-2 months. I don't think I'd last 6 months.

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[info]beach_justice
2008-10-04 01:59 am UTC (link)
ikrite

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[info]princess_been
2008-10-04 01:41 am UTC (link)
wut

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[info]gene_lee
2008-10-04 01:42 am UTC (link)
o rly? Are they going to put a chastity belt on her? How far does a court-appointed guardianship go?

I think it would've been better if worded that both Britney and her parents had decided the matter out of caution. Because if this were true, it just reinforces to me that she is 100% NOT in control of her life, her own body for fucksake, and yet her family and label are pushing her through this album and promotion.

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[info]32319
2008-10-04 01:42 am UTC (link)
awww but some argue lynne thinks k-trash was so great.

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