let's get unconcious, honey ([info]dennisaurus) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-10-02 21:10:00
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jeremy piven goes troll hunting
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Jeremy Piven, 43, won an Emmy for his some-say typecast performance as douchebag agent Ari Gold on Entourage. He wasn’t as lucky after the awards ceremony when he tried to put the moves on actress Hayden Panettiere, 19, at a party. She wasn’t having his feeble attempts and got out of there as soon as possible:

Jeremy chatted up Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere - who, at 19, is 24 years younger than Jeremy. “He was trying to be charming and kept saying he ‘wanted to show her around town,’” says a partygoer. “But Hayden soon excused herself and escaped.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, October 6, 2008]

It’s possible that Star doesn’t have their information right or that Piven was just trying to be friendly in his skeevy way. Given his reputation though, that’s unlikely. Just about everyone knows that Hayden is in a serious relationship with her co-star Milo Ventimiglia, but that didn’t stop Jeremy.

i highly doubt this is true, unless he was hanging out underneath a bridge or something.

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[info]pb_crazy
2008-10-03 02:18 am UTC (link)
I love the Piven.

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[info]misscritic
2008-10-03 02:19 am UTC (link)
I love your icon.

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(no subject) - [info]pb_crazy, 2008-10-03 02:20 am UTC (Expand)

[info]jennyherself
2008-10-03 02:18 am UTC (link)
i believe it. look at his face.

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[info]everyleaf
2008-10-03 02:25 am UTC (link)
the definition of a skeezy-looking man.

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[info]yeahtucker
2008-10-03 02:18 am UTC (link)
I'd fuck him once then deny it

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[info]dennisaurus
2008-10-03 02:23 am UTC (link)
i would fuck him and then make him sign a certificate declaring that i fucked the one and only jeremy piven

and then i would hang it on my dorm room door

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[info]sergeantquakers
2008-10-03 02:19 am UTC (link)
I think Hayden is really ugly. It's just something about her face. :/

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[info]ciencadedormir
2008-10-03 02:20 am UTC (link)
She looks manly to me.

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(no subject) - [info]bornbackwards, 2008-10-03 02:22 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sergeantquakers, 2008-10-03 02:24 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]nature, 2008-10-03 02:25 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sweet_tiff4prez, 2008-10-03 02:26 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]aluhsin
2008-10-03 02:19 am UTC (link)
hayden
omg
she is too pretty
someone give her some ugly so I feel better

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[info]dennisaurus
2008-10-03 02:22 am UTC (link)
well she looks like she's someone's grandma in that picture
so they you go

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(no subject) - [info]dennisaurus, 2008-10-03 02:22 am UTC (Expand)

[info]valentinababy
2008-10-03 02:20 am UTC (link)
I just remembered that I had a dream last night that Jeremy Piven was the son of my co-worker and came in and took a jewellery making class at our studio.

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[info]shanniesaysyo
2008-10-03 02:20 am UTC (link)
doubt it

piven > anyone else, especially that hack hayden

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[info]likerussia
2008-10-03 02:20 am UTC (link)
Creepy...

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[info]labellalohan
2008-10-03 02:43 am UTC (link)
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[info]mrskulash
2008-10-03 02:20 am UTC (link)
he and lloyd = the shit

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[info]ge_ge_next
2008-10-03 02:20 am UTC (link)
I thought that was Madonna

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[info]oneeightyseven
2008-10-03 02:21 am UTC (link)
he is one classy motherfucker.

& when i say that, i mean it in the sense that he wears suits and will probably try to fuck your mom and never call her back because he's got bitches for miles all up on his dick. he just likes gettin' his dick wet.

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[info]dennisaurus
2008-10-03 03:06 am UTC (link)
mmm sexy

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[info]luxwasfourteen
2008-10-03 02:21 am UTC (link)
hayden can take her boxy ass body and gtfo. i can't respect anyone who would turn down a night with an ~angel~ like the pivs

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[info]dennisaurus
2008-10-03 02:25 am UTC (link)
i totally agree
what a stud

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(no subject) - [info]shanniesaysyo, 2008-10-03 02:27 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sweet_tiff4prez, 2008-10-03 02:27 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]ktml55
2008-10-03 02:21 am UTC (link)
that pic looks like hayden's older, better-looking sister

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ANGLES: MAKE SURE YOU ASK FOR SEVERAL PICTURES
[info]go3x
2008-10-03 03:31 am UTC (link)
Good make up and angles can create good photos. Not to mention the presence of the almighty Adobe Photoshop CS3.

http://celticagent.blogspot.com/2007/10/beware-dreaded-myspace-angles-pics.html

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Re: ANGLES: MAKE SURE YOU ASK FOR SEVERAL PICTURES - [info]ktml55, 2008-10-03 04:07 am UTC (Expand)

[info]lovecallinearth
2008-10-03 02:21 am UTC (link)
Thinking that the Piv wouldn't go after someone due to a relationship is probably the wrong assumption to make.

That said I gotta catch up on Entourage on On Demand.

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[info]douhaveaspoon
2008-10-03 02:21 am UTC (link)
shes barely recognizable in that picture. and looks at least 30.

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[info]labellalohan
2008-10-03 02:21 am UTC (link)
What do you mean Piven gos troll hunting?
He looks like he walked off the yellow brick road himself.

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[info]dennisaurus
2008-10-03 02:23 am UTC (link)
i cannot believe you
you are so rude
how dare you

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[info]jughoood
2008-10-03 02:22 am UTC (link)
FAKE FAKE FAKE HE WOULD NEVER BE INTERSTED IN HER EW

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[info]labellalohan
2008-10-03 02:23 am UTC (link)
She's pretty fucking hot TBH.

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(no subject) - [info]sweet_tiff4prez, 2008-10-03 02:29 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]carriehunt
2008-10-03 02:22 am UTC (link)
he was trying to get a piece of that sweet, sweet, mediocre teenage vagina

CAN YOU REALLY BLAME HIM?!

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[info]holymackeral
2008-10-03 02:23 am UTC (link)
i doubt it, the Piv wouldn't go for Hayden

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[info]valentinababy
2008-10-03 02:23 am UTC (link)
Also, Sarah Palin is just like Hannah from ANTM.

So...I heard she was from Alaska.

I also heard she was a maverick. I'm not entirely sure what that is - unless we're talking about Top Gun.

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[info]whspatron
2008-10-03 02:24 am UTC (link)
yeah im dumb
what do they mean whey they refer to "maverick"
should i wiki it

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(no subject) - [info]nature, 2008-10-03 02:26 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]whspatron
2008-10-03 02:23 am UTC (link)
pfft, id hit me some piven

OT: ontd'ers: how do you like the debate so far

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[info]lovecallinearth
2008-10-03 02:27 am UTC (link)
Sarah Palin needs to stop mentioning how she "lived in Alaska" or "when I was a mayor in Alaska" or "up there in Alaska we..".

I get it that's your only experience, but JESUS CHRIST she sounds like a Furby.

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(no subject) - [info]jamieisfrench, 2008-10-03 03:13 am UTC (Expand)

[info]lovecallinearth
2008-10-03 02:24 am UTC (link)
Also, I'm not gonna lie I thought that was a younger picture of Rachel Zoe before reading the text. Have fun in a few years Hayden stay clear of the cocaine unless you wanna end up lookin like Zoe.

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[info]apothecaries
2008-10-03 02:24 am UTC (link)
I'd let him "show me around town" any day of the week tbh.

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[info]lay_of_luthien
2008-10-03 02:25 am UTC (link)
Hayden is hot, Piven is skeevy.

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[info]la_petite_singe
2008-10-03 03:16 am UTC (link)
As usual, your icon is made of win. ♥

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[info]yeahtucker
2008-10-03 02:25 am UTC (link)
She can be really cute but she can also look like an old midget

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