Beeeeeeeeee. ([info]zehcatsmeeow) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-09-16 18:25:00
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John Mayer inflicts pain (aka surprise striptease) on Heidi Klum



John Mayer performed a surprise striptease for Heidi Klum.

The 'Gravity' singer - who recently split from 'Friends' actress Jennifer Aniston - reportedly lowered his trousers and danced around in front of the 'Project Runway' host at a nightclub in New York's trendy SoHo district, making her laugh hysterically.

However, according to the New York Daily News newspaper, sources close to Heidi - who is married to singer Seal - have played down reports she was flirting with the 30-year-old singer, insisting the pair are just old friends.

 

John has reportedly been upset he doesn't getting the same amount of media attention since splitting from Hollywood beauty Jennifer.

One paparazzo said: "John thinks he's as famous as Jennifer now. Last week, he went to a party, tipped off the paparazzi, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving.

"Nice, but no one bothered to follow them, which made John think he 'lost' everyone, when really it was because no one bothered to follow him."

Another source says that since recently wrapping up his tour, John has been in Miami pining for Jennifer.

 


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[info]ha
2008-09-16 05:58 pm UTC (link)
Johnny Boy seems like like the butterfaces doesn't he.

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[info]spicegalaxy
2008-09-16 06:00 pm UTC (link)
aw look at how cute he was in the pre-douche days.

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[info]malloryt12
2008-09-16 08:24 pm UTC (link)
i know.. its too bad he turned into a giant asshole

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[info]makemeanaccount
2008-09-16 06:00 pm UTC (link)
sounds like a fake story lol

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[info]714daze
2008-09-16 09:22 pm UTC (link)
and ontder was there and reported them snuggling before this came out

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[info]jemjoop
2008-09-16 06:01 pm UTC (link)
don't be doing your peeing fuckery on heidi, you idiot!

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[info]dali_lemur
2008-09-16 07:09 pm UTC (link)
LOL IAWTC

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[info]iluvsprinkles
2008-09-16 06:01 pm UTC (link)
Why do you have to be such a douche John? Because I think you're rather talented and I love listening to your voice...but I hate you!

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[info]to_the_hilt
2008-09-16 08:01 pm UTC (link)
IAWTC

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[info]marefrigoris
2008-09-16 06:01 pm UTC (link)
they're both useless.

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[info]candysweet21
2008-09-16 06:01 pm UTC (link)
poor Heidi!

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[info]ontd_ftw
2008-09-16 06:02 pm UTC (link)
I think Heidi is by far the best person he has been linked to. She's uber fierce and actually relevant, cause he seems to go for those irrelevant, b-list, tabloid fodders

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[info]gramercyy
2008-09-16 06:02 pm UTC (link)
i dont think john is as shitty as everyone says

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[info]thrillisgone_89
2008-09-16 06:10 pm UTC (link)
icon love

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(no subject) - [info]loveshout, 2008-09-16 06:18 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]laureanimation, 2008-09-16 06:26 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sistershotgun, 2008-09-16 08:31 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]imlostbrotha
2008-09-16 06:03 pm UTC (link)
i HATEEEEEEEEEE him now aftert he whole jen thing and how he handled it

such a man slut

egotistical


and helllla ugly

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[info]hiddenstaircase
2008-09-16 06:03 pm UTC (link)
I feel like the media makes him out to be a bigger douche than he is. Preparing decoy cars? I just don't think he cares enough to bother

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[info]spicegalaxy
2008-09-16 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Can you imagine waking up every morning, turning over and seeing Seal's face staring back at you? *shudders*

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[info]aprettywastex3
2008-09-16 06:10 pm UTC (link)
I'd take Seal over Mayer ANNNNY dayy.

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(no subject) - [info]cryduchat, 2008-09-16 06:18 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]aprettywastex3, 2008-09-16 06:20 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]britty_stitches, 2008-09-16 07:11 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]i_prefer_scummy
2008-09-16 06:05 pm UTC (link)
ID STILL HIT IT!

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[info]andieanderson
2008-09-16 06:05 pm UTC (link)
I used to be such a big fan of his. Now? Not so much.

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[info]dali_lemur
2008-09-16 07:10 pm UTC (link)
I totally read that as "I used to be such a big fag of his. Now? Not so much"

Sorry, bb.

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[info]aprettywastex3
2008-09-16 06:07 pm UTC (link)
He's such a boob.
I can't stand him.

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[info]daydreamrachey
2008-09-16 06:37 pm UTC (link)
Girl I have read like every post just to read your comments. I'm too excited to see you on here. The world needs to be enlightened by your amazing thoughts.

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(no subject) - [info]aprettywastex3, 2008-09-16 06:38 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]xcollsangelx
2008-09-16 06:14 pm UTC (link)
You stay the hell away from Heidi Klum, buddy!

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[info]fautedemieux73
2008-09-16 06:17 pm UTC (link)
So is he pining away in Miami or dropping trou in New York?

And what the hell is this fuckery?

John has reportedly been upset he doesn't getting the same amount of media attention since splitting from Hollywood beauty Jennifer.

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[info]intodelirium
2008-09-16 06:17 pm UTC (link)
I want to see pics or it didn't happen!

btw, I loved his first album. damn it he sucks now.

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[info]blackbritt4eva
2008-09-16 06:18 pm UTC (link)
i feel like just about anything makes heidi laughs.

I should stop reading anything about John Mayer because it's making me hate his music.

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[info]brave_new_venus
2008-09-16 06:23 pm UTC (link)
layoff Heidi, cottage cheese dick.

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[info]daydreamrachey
2008-09-16 07:04 pm UTC (link)
this comment made me gag. good job!

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[info]kissedmyfears
2008-09-16 06:27 pm UTC (link)
I was just thinking this morning that I still need to add his albums to my "ebay" list.

I love him, I really can't help it. Douches love me and I love them.

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[info]1cupofrpattz
2008-09-16 06:29 pm UTC (link)
I won't believe it unless he puts together all the paparazzi and explains what happened...

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[info]stellarichards6
2008-09-16 06:49 pm UTC (link)
ok, i give up. WHAT is the original graffiti that chris is writing? i cant remember and it's driving me crazy.

that said, i just sigh heavily and roll my eyes at john mayer in general.

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[info]lovely_luck
2008-09-16 07:23 pm UTC (link)
LOL this one is the original. But I have seen many, many variations as well :)

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(no subject) - [info]stellarichards6, 2008-09-16 07:32 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]classifyed
2008-09-16 06:54 pm UTC (link)
he's definitely more famous than Jennifer Aniston seeing as it's not the 90s anymore

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[info]illuminated_0ne
2008-09-16 06:56 pm UTC (link)
I'll do this for Heidi too.I'll do anything for her!

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