ohnotheydidnt: Want some more Harry Potter movie script?

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kittycamal) wrote in

ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-09-01 04:58:00

Want some more Harry Potter movie script?

Here's the Joke Shop:

24 - INT. WEASLEY'S WIZARD WHEEZES - DIAGON ALLEY - DAY

CLOSE ON a SHOPPING BAG, bearing "Weasley's Wizard Wheezes", clutched in the hand of a boy being pulled by his mother through the throng packed sardine-tight in the store. It's utter madness: Ever-Bashing Boomerangs whip through the air, Dr. Filibuster's Fabuluous Wet-Start No-Heat fireworks spit sparks, and Nose-Biting Teacups bare tiny porcelain teeth. FRED & GEORGE WEASLEY, in SCREAMING MAGENTA, stand upon a counter, selling to the masses:

FRED/GEORGE
Step up! Step up!

GEORGE
We've got Fainting Fancy...

FRED
Nosebleed Nougats...

GEORGE
And just in time for school...

FRED
Puking Pastilles!

A BOY stops chewing, turns PALE GREEN--literally.

FRED/GEORGE
Into the cauldron, handome

Together, with the tips of their toes, Fred and George launch a SLOSHING CAULDRON down the counter, drop down on either side of Harry, begin to steer him through the store.

FRED
What'd you think, Harry?

HARRY
Amazing.

GEORGE
(to a browsing boy)
Pocket that and you'll pay in more than Galleons, my friend.

FRED/GEORGE
We've got eyes in the back of our heads.

The boy, working a SCREAMING YO YO, blanches as Fred and George turn, reveal they do in fact have EYES IN THE BACK OF THEIR HEADS--phony, but unnerving. As the EYES WINK, the tiny boy bolts.

GEORGE
Bloody urchins.

Harry eyes a display of ORANGE AND BLACK LUMPS.

HARRY
Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder?

FRED
A real money spinner that.

GEORGE
Handy if you need to make a quick escape. Hello ladies!

George drops one of the lumps in Harry's hand, turns to Ginny and Hermione, who peruse a display of "Wonder Witch Love Potions."

GEORGE (cont'd)
Yes, they really work.

FRED
Then again, the way we hear it, sis, you're doing just fine on your own.

GINNY
Meaning?

GEORGE
Are you not currently dating Dean Thomas?

Harry pretends to consider a rack of "Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher," but secretly eavesdrops.

GINNY
None of your business.

HERMIONE
These are adorable.

Inside a cage, small round BALLS of FLUFF roll about, SQUEAK.

FRED
Aren't they? Pygmy Puffs. Can't breed them fast enough.

Just then, a HUGE BOY (CORMAC MCLAGGEN) passes behind Hermione and, with his eyes, takes the full measure of her. Noticing, she turns, receives a faint smile as he moves on.

RON
How much for this?

A TINY WOODEN MAN ascends a TINY GALLOWS and...DROPS. George rides a rolling ladder into FRAME, drops next to Fred.

FRED/GEORGE
Five Galleons.

RON
How much for me?

FRED/GEORGE
Five Galleons.

RON
But I'm your brother.

FRED/GEORGE
Ten Galleons.

RON
C'mon. Let's go.

The trio head for the door, passing LAVENDER BROWN, who smiles flirtatiously at an oblivious Ron.

LAVENDER BROWN
Hi, Ron.

RON
Hi.

No Dobby or Kreacher in this movie--they aren't mentioned in the script at all. I've heard that they replaced Dobby/Kreacher's roles (in helping stalk Draco) with Ginny instead. The guy who is posting bits of the script also confirmed that there is definitely no funeral scene for Dumbledore.

- Source

Off Topic Update:

The TwiNut UPDATED with a NEW response to all her haters!!! She has dubbed us all "Wanks". LOL

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	ledgers 2008-09-01 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Awkward teenage lovin's. Count me out. (Reply to this)

	inizi_dolci 2008-09-01 04:12 am UTC (link)
	....no funeral scene? are you kidding me? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	pixiestix_skank 2008-09-01 04:34 am UTC (link)
	ikr? that's a whole level of disrespect right there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	goodeyessniper 2008-09-01 04:12 am UTC (link)
	lolWOT (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	boysenberry_pie 2008-09-01 05:10 am UTC (link)
	your icon ... IT'S MESMERIZING (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spider_orchid 2008-09-01 04:12 am UTC (link)
	No bitch, I want some ACTUAL HARRY POTTER! FML!!!! (Reply to this)

	holleratalex 2008-09-01 04:12 am UTC (link)
	yes to hawt twins no to no funeral scene. (Reply to this)

	skankita 2008-09-01 04:12 am UTC (link)
	WHY DOES MY ENTRY KEEP GETTING REJECTED? FUCK YOU MODS! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ecctv 2008-09-01 04:13 am UTC (link)
	last time I rejected one of yours you were hotlinking (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	mini83 2008-09-01 04:12 am UTC (link)
	I rather see the movie than read the script. Show me the movie...NOW >:\| (Reply to this)

	zombiebunny 2008-09-01 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Honestly, when they first started leaking about the movie, they said that the movie was going to be light-hearted and romantic ... I don't trust everything that is "leaked." (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	ecctv 2008-09-01 04:13 am UTC (link)
	btw how legit are all these script posts. i never know what to think. god i love corn (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	martinisnmakeup 2008-09-01 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Grilled corn FTW. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	claudieko 2008-09-01 04:13 am UTC (link)
	I am going to miss Dumbledore's funeral; the fact that even the centaurs came out to pay their respects makes it one of my favorite scenes in the books. (Reply to this)

	deepend 2008-09-01 04:13 am UTC (link)
	I was deleting an old photobucket account and look what I found! ~memories~ (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	daftylion 2008-09-01 04:18 am UTC (link)
	ahaha that was so long ago! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	anitajoint 2008-09-01 04:14 am UTC (link)
	confirmed that there is definitely no funeral scene for Dumbledore. WTF? He obviously doesn't know what he's talking about. How could they not have that scene in the film? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	emotionally 2008-09-01 04:15 am UTC (link)
	its been rumored for months to be missing from the movie (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	just_becca 2008-09-01 04:14 am UTC (link)
	The whole script will be released by the time the movie is out. (Reply to this)

	be_realized 2008-09-01 04:14 am UTC (link)
	No Dumbledore's funeral???? What? And this is actually okay. Minus the stupid teenage angsty love. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	eds_blue_eyes 2008-09-01 09:20 am UTC (link)
	lol, its ok cos its straight out the book :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	buncha_cruncha 2008-09-01 04:14 am UTC (link)
	Fred and George = the best thing about these movies. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	figarofigaro 2008-09-01 04:35 am UTC (link)
	YES (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	astronof 2008-09-01 04:15 am UTC (link)
	ZOMG LAVENDER BROWN ABOUT TO POUNCE (Reply to this)

	_baggageclaim 2008-09-01 04:15 am UTC (link)
	dumbledores funeral is one of THE MOST IMPORTANT events in the book. it must be included, i dont know if i can see the movie if they leave that out. blahhhhhhhhhhhhh (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yeahtucker 2008-09-01 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Haha is that your tattoo? I usually don't like tattoos, but that one is small and funny, A+ (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	yeahtucker 2008-09-01 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Scripts don't really interest me. I guess movie scripts are sometimes only like thirty pages long because so much of the movie is film and not diologue. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ashe_frost 2008-09-01 06:03 am UTC (link)
	My playwriting professor told me that it was usually one minute per page. But then again his only movie debuted on HBO and they had a bunch of other people do re-writes, so.. Who knows? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	headcaseheidi 2008-09-01 04:15 am UTC (link)
	they replaced Dobby/Kreacher's roles (in helping stalk Draco) with Ginny instead. omg no wai. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	flowerings 2008-09-01 04:30 am UTC (link)
	D: (Reply to this) (Parent)

	just_becca 2008-09-01 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Oh and I was thinking... maybe they'll put Dumbledore's funeral in the beginning of the next movie. Nahhh probably not. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	simplychristina 2008-09-01 04:17 am UTC (link)
	They could theoretically do that and show the funeral along with the flashbacks from the biography and in conjunction with the Elder Wand (They have to show some sort of tomb/burial eventually), but it might feel rather tacked on that way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	simplychristina 2008-09-01 04:16 am UTC (link)
	No funeral? Ugh. I really hope it's not true. I have a feeling this will suck. (Reply to this)