George Blair IV ([info]liquiddatura) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-08-19 15:58:00
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new Clue (the game, not the movie) to hit shelves.

[note to mods: this photo is not hotlinked--this is on my server]]

Goodbye, professor. Farewell, colonel. Toy maker Hasbro Inc. has updated its classic Clue game for today's tabloid culture to include younger characters, more weapons, and new rooms, including a spa and guest house.

The six characters' last names remain the same, but their first names and bios have been updated. For example, Miss Scarlet is now Kasandra Scarlet, a famous actress often featured in tabloids. And Mr. Green is now Jacob Green, an African-American "with all the ins." Colonel Mustard is now Jack Mustard, a former football player. The professor? Now Victor Plum, a billionaire video game designer.

Each character — rounded out by Eleanor Peacock and Diane White — also now has a special power that could help players discover clues more quickly. New “intrigue” and “clock” cards add clues and can eliminate players in the latest version of the game.

Hasbro has also lengthened the weapons list from six to nine. The candlestick, knife and rope remain, but now weapons choices include a dumbbell, trophy or poison. The lead pipe, revolver and wrench are no longer part of the game. Meanwhile, new rooms include a theater, spa and guest house nearby.

Pawtucket, R.I.-based Hasbro has previously updated Clue — first created in 1949 — with an express version and a Simpsons version, but the new incarnation will be a replacement for the original version of Clue currently on store shelves. It will be available nationwide beginning in the fall, for about $15.99.

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OP thoughts: Seriously. I'm all for reinvention, but some of this just seems so for-the-sake-of-it. I'm pretty sure that the revolver was taken out as to not encourage guns (as if a game involving homicide is meant to encourage such things... well, it's FUN murder!) and while I know of people who comment that the lead pipe and wrench are lame weapons, they are being replaced by a trophy and a dumbbell. Seriously, that's not improvement.

First names are not important; this isn't the first time that's happened (Clue Jr.) and expanding the mansion's no big deal; they had an Asian Miss Scarlet, so a black Mr. Green is a logical step (inclusiveness is fine). I think my major issue is the weapons. Adding 3 more, sure, but replacing 3 of them randomly with 3 different ones as if one will be more socially acceptable is just stupid. I also don't know what they mean about "special powers" but, hey... who knows.

Post your Clue icons & Clue lolz.

source: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/26203228/?GT1=43001


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[info]colossusx
2008-08-19 08:16 pm UTC (link)
TY FOR CLARIFYING BB

They had better not remake that movie, I wear to God.

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[info]colossusx
2008-08-19 08:16 pm UTC (link)
*swear

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[info]telegram_
2008-08-19 08:16 pm UTC (link)
fuck this so hard.

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[info]violue
2008-08-19 08:16 pm UTC (link)
D:

OH NO THEY DIDN'T

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[info]we_hit_concrete
2008-08-19 08:16 pm UTC (link)
fail.

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[info]thecosmickid
2008-08-19 08:16 pm UTC (link)
I hated her... so... much, It--it..the f--, it--flame...flames...flames on the side of my face, breathing, breath... heaving, breaths... heaving...

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[info]microtastic
2008-08-19 08:17 pm UTC (link)
lol she was awesome

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[info]pinkpistol
2008-08-19 08:17 pm UTC (link)
wtf?

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[info]soma910
2008-08-19 08:17 pm UTC (link)
FUCK THIS!

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[info]_almagitana
2008-08-19 08:17 pm UTC (link)
this is my favorite board game ever
idk how I feel about the changes yet, I kind of don't like the hollywood-ness of it all

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[info]caaamwhore
2008-08-19 08:22 pm UTC (link)
neither do i. D: i mean.. THE ORIGINAL IS A CLASSIC. WHY CHANGE IT.

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[info]microtastic
2008-08-19 08:18 pm UTC (link)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

they might as well make a Gossip Girl version of Clue

fuck this

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[info]boogajwooga
2008-08-19 08:21 pm UTC (link)
lmao

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[info]elefante_x
2008-08-19 08:18 pm UTC (link)
...wtf? way to ruin my favorite board game, hasbro. now all i got is battleship and payday to look forward to...

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[info]violue
2008-08-19 08:19 pm UTC (link)
omfg I used to love payday.. I have no idea what happened to my family's Payday game...one day I realized it was gone.

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[info]appingo
2008-08-19 08:19 pm UTC (link)
lol I played this and watched the movie last night.

Fail to the changes.

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[info]jokerandme
2008-08-19 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh fuck that!

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[info]killnghifashion
2008-08-19 08:19 pm UTC (link)
They cannot reinvent my childhood. They will always be Professor Plum and Colonel Mustard to me. ALWAYS.

p.s. one of my favorite movies, ngl

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[info]s0ftlyraining
2008-08-19 08:20 pm UTC (link)
I really wanted the Disney Clue (Based on the Haunted Mansion! With the whole Mickey gang!) for Christmas. I've seriously been asking for it for Christmas for the past five years. Anyway, my mom felt bad this year that she couldn't find Disney Clue AGAIN so she bought DVD CLUE! It's awful. Seriously. The worst ever. And she was like, But it's clue ON DVD! THATS BETTER THAN DISNEY! No. No it's not.

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[info]gretchen_rose
2008-08-19 08:41 pm UTC (link)
are you talking about the movie CLUE? you hated it?

blasphemy.

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[info]flying_delorean
2008-08-19 08:20 pm UTC (link)
FULL OF FUCKING FAIL

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[info]adameros
2008-08-19 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Big Brother: The Murder Season.

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[info]romancepink
2008-08-19 08:21 pm UTC (link)
WTF doesnt Hasbro make the Ouija Board?

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[info]vendettavv
2008-08-19 08:21 pm UTC (link)
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great movie

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[info]ariesangel404
2008-08-19 08:25 pm UTC (link)
haha this is my favorite part of the movie.

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[info]gobbledoo
2008-08-19 08:21 pm UTC (link)
The six characters' last names remain the same, but their first names and bios have been updated. For example, Miss Scarlet is now Kasandra Scarlet, a famous actress often featured in tabloids. And Mr. Green is now Jacob Green, an African-American "with all the ins." Colonel Mustard is now Jack Mustard, a former football player. The professor? Now Victor Plum, a billionaire video game designer.

oh. so they're just updating it for the dumbass-tweens-crowd?

mrs. peacock now go by miss pizz., a sarcastic "bisexual" blogger who listens to belle & sebastian and quotes juno.

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[info]whatisurdamage
2008-08-19 11:11 pm UTC (link)
lol @ miss pizz

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[info]andopolis
2008-08-19 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.

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Wait for it.
[info]rockculture
2008-08-20 05:06 am UTC (link)
Your icon is all kinds of yes.

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[info]frankensteins
2008-08-19 08:21 pm UTC (link)
fuuuuck this, man.

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[info]veggiesub_86
2008-08-19 08:21 pm UTC (link)
NOOOOOOOOOOO

by the by, anyone know if there is a game of CLUE for Macs? I remember I got one in a cereal box years ago but it was for PC :(

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[info]treradical
2008-08-19 08:22 pm UTC (link)
and this is celeb news how...?

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[info]omgcarleyy
2008-08-19 08:23 pm UTC (link)
Miss Scarlet is now Kasandra Scarlet, a famous actress often featured in tabloids.

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[info]rockxsteady
2008-08-19 08:22 pm UTC (link)
Clue is my favorite game, and I'm not sure yet how I feel about these changes...

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1+2+1+1
[info]aurora
2008-08-19 08:22 pm UTC (link)
I h-had to stop her screaming!

That movie is a classic.

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[info]6a696c6c
2008-08-20 07:38 am UTC (link)
AH YES BEST LINE ROFL

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