colossusx ([info]colossusx) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-08-18 15:00:00
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Chris Kattan and Wife Separate After 8 Weeks of Marriage


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No joke: After just eight weeks of marriage, Saturday Night Live alum Chris Kattan and his wife, model Sunshine Tutt, have split.

"Separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time," his rep tells Usmagazine.com.

Kattan, 37, and Tutt, 31 — who began dating in 2005 after meeting at a birthday party — tied the knot this past June 28 in Yosemite Valley, Calif.

He popped the question at Tutt's grandmother's home in Gainesville, Texas, on Christmas Eve 2006. He gift wrapped the ring in a present.

"She is so kind, sweet and very beautiful. She's also very funny which always is a great thing. She's also very much like me," Kattan blogged on his Web site in August 2005.

"She makes me very happy," he went on. "It feels real and honest and I have more of a continuous smile than I have ever had before."

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Wow, she's really pretty.  How'd you land that dimepiece, Mango?


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[info]kennacious
2008-08-19 07:23 pm UTC (link)
I ain't sayin she a gold digger...

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(no subject) - [info]frenchverbs, 2008-08-19 07:27 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]frenchverbs, 2008-08-19 07:31 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]kissedmyfears, 2008-08-19 07:31 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]luvthatdrtywata, 2008-08-19 07:51 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]superhyphy, 2008-08-19 09:27 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]sweetadeline
2008-08-19 07:24 pm UTC (link)
aw so sad :[ Poor Mango.

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[info]palmettohaven
2008-08-19 07:24 pm UTC (link)
Aw, man. That's sad. I love Chris Kattan. Or... Did, I guess. When he was relevant. Anyway, I always think it's so weird when people are together for a while and then split up right after they get married. I mean, it's not like they were together for two months and got married. *sigh* Sucks.

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[info]fmlyhm_x3
2008-08-19 07:24 pm UTC (link)
maybe she was sick of





but seriously that sucks.

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[info]insidiouss
2008-08-19 07:34 pm UTC (link)
Lol

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(no subject) - [info]concubine79, 2008-08-19 08:04 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]theatrophyannie, 2008-08-20 12:38 am UTC (Expand)

[info]x_sweetsurprise
2008-08-19 07:25 pm UTC (link)
but..but i thought that they were gonna last forever. i even bet on it.

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[info]ohyesdaddy
2008-08-19 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Wasn't there a blind item about this a few weeks ago?

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[info]ziester
2008-08-19 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Hmmm ... you might be right.

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(no subject) - [info]desire_billy, 2008-08-19 08:56 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]dnfrommn, 2008-08-19 10:07 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]valardohaeris
2008-08-19 07:25 pm UTC (link)
I guess you really can't have-a the Mango.

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[info]venusflesh
2008-08-19 07:27 pm UTC (link)
hahahahah

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[info]missdose
2008-08-19 07:25 pm UTC (link)
i always thought he was gay.

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[info]ccf_8002
2008-08-19 07:25 pm UTC (link)
maybe she found out mango's for real?

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[info]msclarequilty
2008-08-19 07:26 pm UTC (link)
i feel bad for laughing.

poor corky.

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[info]allisonlynn0122
2008-08-19 07:52 pm UTC (link)
hi... you guys want soooome cookiessssssss?

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(no subject) - [info]diapergenie, 2008-08-19 09:00 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]kissedmyfears
2008-08-19 07:26 pm UTC (link)
That's shitty.

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[info]whatahussy
2008-08-19 07:26 pm UTC (link)
beard.

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[info]annaed884
2008-08-19 07:26 pm UTC (link)
Way to tan your marriage, Kattan.

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[info]chaosensues
2008-08-19 07:43 pm UTC (link)
LOL

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[info]la_palomita
2008-08-19 07:27 pm UTC (link)
8 weeks?! What a joke.

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[info]banabee
2008-08-19 07:27 pm UTC (link)
lol

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[info]morbo_rozilla
2008-08-19 07:27 pm UTC (link)
gay gay gay Liberace gay

My favorite Mango skit is the one where Matt Damon and Ben Whofleck fight over him...wait did that actually happen or did I make that up?

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[info]exromances
2008-08-19 07:31 pm UTC (link)
that is for sure the best mango skit ever

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(no subject) - [info]jordanchase, 2008-08-19 07:38 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]bearlovesyou123, 2008-08-19 08:17 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]hearty_chili
2008-08-19 07:28 pm UTC (link)
i think there is a good oddball documentary in hunting down and interviewing all nine regular readers of chris kattan's blog

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[info]sharon_hate
2008-08-19 08:23 pm UTC (link)
"I really like Mango."

Will they be euthanized afterward? I'd feel terrible if we left them living with that quality of life.

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[info]leopard_legs
2008-08-19 07:29 pm UTC (link)
I don't blame them for getting divorced, Sunshine is a hard name to live with. What kind of endearing nickname would you give them? A normal name? Sarah?

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[info]sparky914
2008-08-19 07:31 pm UTC (link)
Sunny?

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(no subject) - [info]leopard_legs, 2008-08-19 07:32 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]packupthemoon
2008-08-19 07:29 pm UTC (link)
That is sadness.

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[info]bohachy
2008-08-19 07:29 pm UTC (link)
GAY HITLER?!

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[info]battlingennui
2008-08-19 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Sprechen Sie Dick?!


Gay Hitler and Neil Diamond was priceless.

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[info]principino
2008-08-19 07:29 pm UTC (link)
Wow, she's really pretty

Exactly what I was going to write. It's not like he's super wealthy (though richer than I, I hasten to add.)

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[info]kooku4u
2008-08-19 07:30 pm UTC (link)
wait?

he's not gay?

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[info]principino
2008-08-19 07:30 pm UTC (link)
I think that "Sunshine" is a cute first name--not for a human, but for a cat, right? "Tutt" is just troublesome.

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[info]exromances
2008-08-19 07:30 pm UTC (link)
neither of them look particularly comfortable in that picture anyway. one of those physical interaction analysts probably could've called this.

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