bg ([info]_ballerinagirl) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-08-08 01:20:00
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Woman gets hemorrhoids after being elbowed by Pastor Osteen
HOUSTON, Texas (AP) -- She's the wife of a renowned evangelical pastor and one of the leaders of a Houston megachurch, but Victoria Osteen is being accused of behavior that wasn't very Christian.

Victoria Osteen leaves the courtroom with her husband, Joel Osteen, on Wednesday in Houston, Texas.
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Opening arguments were set for Thursday in a lawsuit that accuses Victoria Osteen of assaulting Continental Airlines flight attendant Sharon Brown before the start of a 2005 flight from Houston to Vail, Colorado.

The lawyer for Victoria Osteen called the lawsuit silly and denied that her client assaulted Brown. Brown's attorney, Reginald McKamie, said he hopes the trial will show "that celebrity status doesn't take precedence."

Victoria Osteen is co-pastor at Lakewood Church, where her husband, Joel Osteen, preaches and where about 42,000 people flock each week. Joel Osteen's weekly television address is broadcast nationally and internationally.

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Brown alleges Victoria Osteen threw her against a bathroom door and elbowed her in the left breast during an outburst over a stain on her first-class seat.
The Federal Aviation Administration fined Victoria Osteen $3,000 for interfering with a crew member.

Victoria Osteen "clearly was angry on this flight," McKamie said.

Brown wants an apology and punitive damages amounting to 10 percent of Victoria Osteen's net worth as part of her suit.

A 12-person jury was seated Wednesday after lawyers spent several hours questioning a pool of 130 people. The questioning touched on religious beliefs, celebrity and the public's perception of preachers and televangelists.

Many of those in the jury pool said they had been to Lakewood Church and acknowledged holding the Osteens in high regard and being star-struck by them.

But other potential jurors said they didn't like preachers or televangelists and that ministers can lie.

Joel Osteen was at his wife's side Wednesday in court. McKamie said he expected to call the couple as witnesses.

According to an FAA report, Victoria Osteen pushed and elbowed Brown in an attempt to get to the plane's cockpit after two other attendants had not cleaned a liquid on her armrest.

Brown's suit says the flight attendants asked to have Victoria Osteen removed from the plane. Victoria Osteen's lawyer, Rusty Hardin, says his client and her family left voluntarily. The incident delayed the flight about 2½ hours.

Hardin asked that the FAA report's findings not be allowed in the trial, saying the agency's investigation was incomplete. State District Judge Patricia Hancock said she would make a decision later.

Brown had previously said she was attacked in another incident by an airport employee, according to a deposition she gave in the case.

According to court documents, Brown says that she suffers from anxiety and hemorrhoids because of the incident involving Victoria Osteen and said her faith was affected. She is also suing Victoria Osteen for medical expenses for counseling.

lololol am I the only one who thinks it's hilarious that she has HEMORRHOIDS over being elbowed in the BREAST?! Her FAITH was affected? Get outta here!

Source: http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/07/osteen.wife.trial.ap/index.html


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[info]abirdasparrow
2008-08-08 05:43 am UTC (link)
What the fuck?
Hemorrhoids from someone elbowing your titty?
If someone elbowed me there I would just elbow them right back, or falcon punch them.

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[info]blindelation
2008-08-08 05:43 am UTC (link)
ew. u should see this damn church. totally a joke on the southwest freeway, looks like a big cult meeting place.

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[info]erraticrhapsody
2008-08-08 05:53 am UTC (link)
It's so crazy driving past Lakewood because for most of my life it was the freaking Summit and then it seemed like overnight it was a mega-church.

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[info]bogie_bacall
2008-08-08 05:44 am UTC (link)
Getting elbowed right in your boob hurts like a bitch.

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[info]statfan317
2008-08-08 05:56 am UTC (link)
I knows. I've been hit in mine a lot. Most of the time it was an accident, though.

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[info]iminfullblo0m
2008-08-08 05:44 am UTC (link)
raisin bran might help...

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[info]peopleareshapes
2008-08-08 05:45 am UTC (link)
?? ? ? ? ? ?????

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[info]kerrence
2008-08-08 05:47 am UTC (link)
Victoria Osteen is such a fucking bitch.
I miss Joel's dad. :( he was a cool guy back when Lakewood was a church and not.. whatever it is now. it's in the fucking Summit, what the hell.

and lol @ the comments on chron.com

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[info]lone_concertina
2008-08-08 01:14 pm UTC (link)
iawtc. My mom was John Osteen's life insurance agent and he was the nicest dude EVER. He always brought me candy when he came to the office while I was there in the summers.

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[info]ohyesdaddy
2008-08-08 05:47 am UTC (link)
omg my parents love them. that's weird as hell.

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[info]on_her_own
2008-08-08 05:48 am UTC (link)
people will do anything for a get rich scheme.

i should call shananigans on paris hilton. and state the bitch stepped on my shoe which caused my feet to swell up and that is why i gained my freshman 15. i had no adequate shoes to continue walking. y/y?

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[info]_ballerinagirl
2008-08-08 05:52 am UTC (link)
hahahhahaha lol irl

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[info]cut_piece
2008-08-08 05:48 am UTC (link)
i was thinking hemorrhoids could be caused by stress even though i'd never heard that, so i just looked it up, and she is totally full of it lol

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[info]owl_patronus
2008-08-08 07:52 am UTC (link)
unless this lady's stress is affecting her bowel movements, i'd say yeah she's a fucking liar.

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[info]lillie_poo_pod
2008-08-08 05:50 am UTC (link)
lol Joel even smiles coming out of a courtroom.

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[info]kerrence
2008-08-08 05:50 am UTC (link)
also don't forget, CNN, that Victoria Osteen's lawyer is now claiming that the plaintiff has played the !!!!!!!RACE CARD!!!!!!!!

btw her lawyer is the same as Roger Clemens' lawyer, if that is any indication of innocence :) and she was already fined $3k by the FAA.

why is so much missing from this article?

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[info]trinityinfinity
2008-08-08 01:19 pm UTC (link)
Her lawyer is Rusty Hardin! Of "Screw You Rusty!" fame, one of the funnier things Anna Nicole Smith *ever* said

Throughout Houston it quickly became known as the "Anna and Rusty Show" thanks to a heated six-day cross-examination by Pierce Marshall's attorney. When he asked her on the stand if she'd been taking new acting lessons, she responded, "Screw you, Rusty!"

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[info]icedteabb
2008-08-08 05:50 am UTC (link)
TMI

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[info]lisa_7773
2008-08-08 05:52 am UTC (link)
they're awful, awful people

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[info]tippythepoodle
2008-08-08 05:52 am UTC (link)
um...he seems sooo full of love and sooo kind in real life!

she seems like a frosty the snow bitch!

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[info]romancepink
2008-08-08 12:42 pm UTC (link)
ia

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[info]_ballerinagirl
2008-08-08 05:53 am UTC (link)
im not gonna lie, im kinda diggin' her jacket

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[info]luna_incognita
2008-08-08 05:53 am UTC (link)
EVANGELICALS....

JESUS CAMP freaked me out. I thought Christians were nice - not like RECRUITING children fanatics into "God's Army"?

My favourite part was when the preacher lady was like "HARRY POTTER IS a warlock and therefore the devil!" and I was like "He's a wizard, bitch!"

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[info]milkradio
2008-08-08 05:55 am UTC (link)
lol my favourite part was when that homeschooling mom was all "If you really think about it, evolution doesn't make any sense" to her kid and he was like "uh... yeah... you're right!" WTF?!

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[info]milkradio
2008-08-08 05:54 am UTC (link)
..............What?

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[info]ex_labeouf301
2008-08-08 05:55 am UTC (link)
these people sound like they're out to recruit you into a cult and/or scam you out of money...

exactly the type of ~church home~ my mother would love.

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[info]veggiesub_86
2008-08-08 05:55 am UTC (link)
This motherfucker is always on tv, so goddamn annoying.

He must have some nasty secrets.

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[info]jibbajabbyjoop
2008-08-08 05:56 am UTC (link)
probably a big closet homo gay like the other one is Colorado.

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[info]jibbajabbyjoop
2008-08-08 05:56 am UTC (link)
Clearly, Jesus told her to do this. And, as well all know, she lives by God's Law, not Man's Law. Hahahahahahaha, fuckin' a.

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[info]statfan317
2008-08-08 05:58 am UTC (link)
That woman scares me. She looks like she gave her a gold ole Christian beat down.

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[info]je_nais_se_twat
2008-08-08 05:59 am UTC (link)
an elbow to the titty is no joke. and joel's face is cracking me up right now

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[info]dennisaurus
2008-08-08 05:59 am UTC (link)
the hemorrhoids sound like a personal problem to me

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[info]_xxtom
2008-08-08 06:04 am UTC (link)
This guy is so annoying

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[info]deseti_prsten
2008-08-08 06:05 am UTC (link)
They look like pure evil.


And it seems like everyone around me is dealing with hemorrhoids. All ages. Hopefully I won't get elbowed and have to join in.

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[info]cut_piece
2008-08-08 06:19 am UTC (link)
as long as you're not elbowed in the boob you should be okay

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