ohnotheydidnt: somewhere, elmo is weeping

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@ 2008-07-30 12:31:00

somewhere, elmo is weeping

Whoopi Goldberg: ‘I’ve Had 50 Lovers’

During a discussion on The View moments ago, Barbara Walters teased her Friday interviewee, the First Lady of France, Carla Bruni. She pointed out that Bruni "had over 30 lovers." Sherri Shepherd, who admittedly has gotten around, asked in shock, "She told her husband she had 30 lovers!?" On the other side of the table, however, Whoopi Goldberg was less surprised. She flashed the number of lovers she has had in her life — a feat that required using both of her hands and her feet. Turns out she's had "about 50." "You should do an album!" Walters said, in awe — in reference to Bruni's own song lyrics about her lovers. "It doesn't matter how many people you've been with in your life," Whoopi said, throwing it to commercial. "It's who you stick with." Which would have been a sweet sentiment, had we heard it. We were too busy sneezing coffee out of our noses.

Well, I've reached my Shit I Didn't Wanna Know quota for the day.

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	despedida 2008-07-30 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	o (Reply to this)

	chung_____chung 2008-07-30 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	thats not that much if you consider her age and that she really hasn't had that many long term relationships you go whoopi (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	tanya1976 2008-07-30 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, it's only one a year. She's 53. No biggie. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	ipromiseuiwill 2008-07-30 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	GROSS. (Reply to this)

	fmlyhm_x3 2008-07-30 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	great. (Reply to this)

	windupbarbie 2008-07-30 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	(Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	electricstars 2008-07-30 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	hahaha, that gif is amazing (Reply to this) (Parent)

	specialpeeps 2008-07-30 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	ugly people will fuck just about anything. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	inviere 2008-07-30 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Even their lesbian DJ bffs. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	mofizzel 2008-07-30 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	50.... people? (Reply to this)

	pinknblack06 2008-07-30 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	i thought the title said "Somewhere emo is weeping" (Reply to this)

	simpleyetcolin 2008-07-30 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	and one of them was the white king with whom she produced her asian prince baby who married brandy and i'm sure they had plenty of mexican/eskimo babies. ethnic cinderella does not lie. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	ajulysuicide 2008-07-30 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	omg lol (Reply to this) (Parent)

	colormebadd 2008-07-30 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	hey me too. high five! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	igiveyoumylife 2008-07-30 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	Whoopi is so fucking awesome, she can fuck whoever she wants how many times she wants, and talk about it as much as she wants. That being said, they couldnt talk about anything else with the first lady of france except for buttsex? come on. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rlmoonyk 2008-07-30 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	i was one of them (Reply to this) (Thread)

	teflondawn 2008-07-30 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	Aaaaaand...? (Reply to this)

	starchain 2008-07-30 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	It's not like she's Hilary Clinton, she's a model-turned-singer-turned-lucky. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	simpleyetcolin 2008-07-30 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	(Reply to this)

	flyingcolors123 2008-07-30 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	didn't think she gets down like that. (Reply to this)

	isteezy 2008-07-30 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	LOL I was just watching that like an hour and a half ago. She always refers to her lovahhhz. But I love Whoopi more than Rosie! Dun dealz yo. (Reply to this)

	boo_xo 2008-07-30 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	sex isn't even a big deal anymore. 50 for her age is quite good , thats what like 2 or 3 a year , not too bad. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	scarletdulcinea 2008-07-30 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	My thoughts exactly. She's what, 53? If she lost her v-card at 20 [which is on the older side of average], that's 33 years of lovin', and an average of 1.6 partners a year. For not being in many long-term relationships, that's pretty modest. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ilovemeganm 2008-07-30 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	that's nasty anything over 20 over a lifetime is too much IDC WHO YOU ARE DIAF :( :( >:( (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	inflight 2008-07-30 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	people are living longer these days ya know (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	omgcarleyy 2008-07-30 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	. (Reply to this)

	_chibiface 2008-07-30 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	get it, gurl. (Reply to this)

	smashpumpkins21 2008-07-30 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	i really thought she was a lesbian for the longest time, even knowing she married ted danza for a bit. it just made sense in my head. but on the View she's all like "my man is ok with this, that" etc. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crackmonkeygirl 2008-07-30 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	Ted Danson. I remember when he did some comedy speech in blackface and he was all "whatever, my girlfriend's black, it's all good." (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jarviswocky 2008-07-30 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Hey hey Whoopi come over here, 51 is a waitin'. (Reply to this)

	yelenaava 2008-07-30 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Who? Is she bi btw? I bet it was like.. 49 ugly women, and Ted Danson. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	pink_rendezvous 2008-07-30 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Elmo!! louboutin_red 2008-07-30 04:41 pm UTC (link)
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	fitfortheunfit 2008-07-30 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	i just vaguely remember ted danson (Reply to this)

	divaty 2008-07-30 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	I don't see the problem. Is it because she's not a supermodel? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)