silver's good enough for me ([info]stellawuzadiver) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-07-24 15:23:00
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Rap's Most Embarrasing Exposures
Tuesday’s Smoking Gun expose seemed to put the nail in the coffin for Rick Ross’s ducktales that he was a) never a correctional officer and b) the victim of a cruel Photoshop prank by intarwebs hax0rs. (One quick sidenote: “Screw Rick Ross”? Pump your brakes, TSG. Why you hate-a the rappaz so much?).

One has to realize that if the Boobie Boy (and we’re not talking mantits) had only owned up to the rumors early, he could have saved himself the embarrassment that comes with being sonned by your own damn photo. Ricky isn’t the first to get hoisted by his own petard, word to the Bard–so we dug in the crates to serve up a delicious archive of ether. After the jump, peep some dark moments for some of your favorite performers, and vote on who caught the worst L.


Rick Ross’s Keys Opened Doors
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Trick hinted at it, but TSG proved it. Yikes. Talk about screw music.


Dr. Dre Gets Wrecked
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When Eazy-E and Dre got to beefing post-NWA, Eazy dug out Dre’s old album art from World Class Wreckin’ Cru’s 1985 album World Class. And yeah, that was only three years before Straight Outta Compton.


Prodigy’s Happy Feet
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New York’s Summer Jam 2001 was hell on earth for Prodigy (zing!) when Jay-Z flashed a picture from Albert Johnson’s younger days as an entertainer. A dude still known as Ballerina P don’t want it with Hov—NOOOOOO!


The Game Gets Dumped
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Back when 50 was dealing with his very first G-Unit defection (oh, how the time flies!), someone dug up Jayceon’s appearance on trash dating show Change of Heart, and everyone from Joe Budden to Yukmouth had a go.






Lil Wayne & Baby Lock Lips
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Was it a Mob affectation? A M.O.B. affectation? Uh, sure. Either way, D’Wayne and Brian’s embrace was almost the kiss of death for Cash Money. (Almost?)


Pre-Glamour Ashanti (This one was debunked years ago but, whatev...)
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The queen of the Inc. was an unfortunate casualty of the 50-Ja Rule feud. “Am I trippin’,” Curtis asked, “or is her sideburns thick like Eddie Munster?” Then someone spread this picture around the web. Is it really Ashanti? We can’t say for sure, but the suggestion alone had a lot of us shook.

Help me out, ONTD. Who'd they forget?

Complex and YouTube


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[info]pinknblack06
2008-07-24 08:34 pm UTC (link)
omg the Ashanti picture.

brb dying.

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[info]kryptongirl
2008-07-24 08:35 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHA THE GAME

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Lil John?
[info]maddypwnsj00
2008-07-24 08:35 pm UTC (link)

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[info]thirteenfluidoz
2008-07-24 08:37 pm UTC (link)
lmao i love that picture

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He looks like a Black beaker..... - [info]coloursofsouls, 2008-07-24 08:39 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Lil John? - [info]hangthemj, 2008-07-24 08:50 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Lil John? - [info]atoned, 2008-07-24 08:53 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]honeypants
2008-07-24 08:36 pm UTC (link)
LOL.

Change of Heart. OMG I miss all those terrible game shows, especially Street Smarts and Elimidate.

Wouldn't the reveal of Vanilla Ice's real name and the fact that he was actually from the suburbs when he claimed not to be count for this list? I guess he was just embarrassing in and of himself.

Edited at 2008-07-24 08:37 pm UTC

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[info]shilohninejulia
2008-07-24 08:38 pm UTC (link)
elimidate was the best show ever

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(no subject) - [info]honeypants, 2008-07-24 08:43 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]mistress_f
2008-07-24 08:38 pm UTC (link)
LMFAO @ the ashanti pic

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[info]loveis4losurs
2008-07-24 08:41 pm UTC (link)
Didn't The Game do gay porn?

or some guy that looked EXACTLY LIKE him

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[info]miss_gulch
2008-07-24 09:32 pm UTC (link)
I think that was Lloyd Banks.

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(no subject) - [info]ididthatonce, 2008-07-25 02:28 am UTC (Expand)

[info]inflamesforyou
2008-07-24 08:42 pm UTC (link)
lmao ashanti wow

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[info]tinuhhh
2008-07-24 08:44 pm UTC (link)
awww @ the game. <3

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[info]paper_bones
2008-07-24 08:44 pm UTC (link)
The game shows like Change of Heart were definitely better than shows today like Parental Control.

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[info]ydna2003
2008-07-25 01:30 am UTC (link)
AND it was on the local channels, not MTV, so everyone could watch.

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[info]swagoutthawazoo
2008-07-24 08:45 pm UTC (link)
LOL @ The Game wanting to stay together and the girl had a change of heart.

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[info]monte_j90
2008-07-24 08:45 pm UTC (link)
OOOOOOOOh shit thats what she looks like when make-up is off

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[info]im_chris_hansen
2008-07-24 08:46 pm UTC (link)
Didn't 50 lie about how many times he was shot?

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[info]bertiedav
2008-07-24 08:46 pm UTC (link)
lmfao @ dr dre

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[info]haterswannabeme
2008-07-24 08:48 pm UTC (link)
I obviously missed the drama. Why would it be such a big deal if he was a correctional officer, anyway?

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[info]heybrilliantine
2008-07-24 08:55 pm UTC (link)
CAUSE HE CLAIMS TO BE A GANGBANGA

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(no subject) - [info]haterswannabeme, 2008-07-24 09:00 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]iheartlight, 2008-07-24 10:11 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]inflixion
2008-07-24 08:49 pm UTC (link)
my mom loved change of heart

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[info]soupa_star
2008-07-24 08:49 pm UTC (link)
I loved Change of Heart lol

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[info]wits
2008-07-24 08:52 pm UTC (link)
that ashanti picture is so fake

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[info]votero
2008-07-24 08:52 pm UTC (link)
AND SHE WAS ALWAYS DOWN.

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[info]ericasays
2008-07-24 09:05 pm UTC (link)
where's jesse, bb!

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[info]atoned
2008-07-24 08:53 pm UTC (link)
The Game Gets Dumped lol.

oh and about Lil Wayne & Baby Lock Lips pederasty, that is all.

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[info]excelente
2008-07-24 09:04 pm UTC (link)
I can't believe that terribly photoshopped picture of Ashanti even made the light of day. Even worse - that people believed it to be real!

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[info]mend
2008-07-24 09:17 pm UTC (link)
lol

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[info]laurie_springs
2008-07-24 09:17 pm UTC (link)
omg CHANGE OF HEART

Wow, I just had a huge wave of 90s nostalgia come over me

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[info]jubilati0n
2008-07-24 09:21 pm UTC (link)
People actually think that Ashanti picture is legit?

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[info]epouvante
2008-07-24 09:21 pm UTC (link)
that dr. dre cover always makes me lol. he looks so happy! so young! it's like he's waving at me and i want to wave back, "hello dr. dre!"

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[info]krashhh
2008-07-24 09:23 pm UTC (link)
ew, ashanti!

wow

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