Keith Kelley ([info]dvrsionsstud) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-07-23 12:37:00
Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
Jessica Simpson forgets no one cares about her music...
Photobucket

"Jessica Simpson has christened her debut country album "Do You Know" and will release it Sept. 9 via Columbia Nashville. First single "Come on Over" rises 26-23 this week on Billboard's Hot Country songs chart.

There are several other potential winners on the album, particularly the slow-burning "Might As Well Be Making Love," which has shades of Faith Hill's powerful belting, and the autobiographical "Pray Out Loud," which nods to the rootsy charm of the Dixie Chicks.
Elsewhere, Simpson offers comfort to a victim of domestic abuse on "Remember That" and sings with Dolly Parton on the title track, which Parton penned. "I look in the mirror and I know I'm doing the right thing with my career and my life," Simpson told Billboard recently. "It's a great place of comfort."
The album was produced by Brett James and John Shanks, with songwriting contributions coming from Rachel Proctor, Victoria Banks, Troy Verges and Hillary Lindsey, among others.
Beyond a slew of morning and late-night talk show performances in the coming weeks, Simpson is making the rounds at U.S. country festivals. Next up is the Indiana State Fair in Indianapolis on Aug. 7.
In addition, Simpson will in August launch a new fragrance, "Fancy," to complement her existing fashion line of shoes, outerwear and lingerie."
via Billboard


I'm not sure what Jess wants us to know, but I think the more important issue is that neither Jess, creepy Papa Joe, nor the writer of this article know that no one else cares. Also, the comparison to Faith Hill is incredibly unfair to Faith. We'll forgive Dolly for collaborating with Jess, but only because all the hair dye, make up, and plastic surgery has to have taken some sort of mental toll on her. But really, her people should be making better decisions for her. Lastly, the only domestic abuse occurring that involves Simpson is going to be anyone sorry enough to play this cd in their house.


xoxo gossip boy k



Source: gossipboys


Page 1 of 3
<<[1] [2] [3] >>

(Post a new comment)


[info]dumpweeds
2008-07-23 04:45 pm UTC (link)
I wonder who will actually buy the CD

(Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)


[info]lovemusicbaby
2008-07-23 04:53 pm UTC (link)
the 10 people who saw Blonde Ambition lol

(Reply to this) (Parent)

(no subject) - [info]chaquitalicia04, 2008-07-23 05:13 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]varookamcsalt
2008-07-23 04:46 pm UTC (link)
she didn't get the memo.

(Reply to this)


[info]shipoffools22
2008-07-23 04:47 pm UTC (link)
in a way it's unfortunate because she does have a good singing voice but she just cannot launch a singing career, in any genre. sry jessica, stick to handbags and shit.

(Reply to this) (Thread)


[info]fauxjoy
2008-07-23 08:47 pm UTC (link)
USED to have a good singing voice

it seems really forced and croaky now when she's singing live

(Reply to this) (Parent)


[info]rambling_road
2008-07-23 04:47 pm UTC (link)
Idg why people hate her so much.

(Reply to this) (Thread)


[info]superhetoric
2008-07-23 05:00 pm UTC (link)
because she dumped her husband in what most people assume is a brazen career move and it backfired, which makes her more of an idiot than she wanted us to think with the whole "buffalo wings" thing or whatever. and therefore unlikable.

(Reply to this) (Parent)


[info]kerrence
2008-07-23 04:47 pm UTC (link)
no matter how good her body looks, HER FACE D:
it just looks.. mannish

(Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)


[info]lessthanhilary
2008-07-23 04:54 pm UTC (link)
ida

(Reply to this) (Parent)

(no subject) - [info]superhetoric, 2008-07-23 05:03 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]one_winged_hao, 2008-07-23 06:39 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]guitarstrings, 2008-07-23 06:58 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]nunya_b
2008-07-23 04:47 pm UTC (link)
that country makeover is doing shockingly well, not just "considering it's jessica simpson" but in real life musician terms. how?

(Reply to this)


[info]misspinkkate
2008-07-23 04:47 pm UTC (link)
Sorry Jess, your career is over.

Please let no one buy this CD.

(Reply to this)


[info]supervixen06
2008-07-23 04:48 pm UTC (link)
oh god i can't wait to hear this, it will be a disaster.

(Reply to this)


[info]alliana07
2008-07-23 04:48 pm UTC (link)
Eh, I definitely won't buy it. Or, you know, think about buying it.

(Reply to this) (Thread)


[info]remix_killah
2008-07-23 06:52 pm UTC (link)
now the question is, will you download it =P

(Reply to this) (Parent)


[info]pimpslap
2008-07-23 04:48 pm UTC (link)
I want to grab her by her nasty extensions and swing her around.

(Reply to this) (Thread)


[info]bubblewhore
2008-07-23 08:07 pm UTC (link)
hahahahah!

(Reply to this) (Parent)


[info]ambire
2008-07-23 04:48 pm UTC (link)
She needs a life makeover starting with a stylist.

(Reply to this)

STFD, I've arrived!!
[info]allisonlynn0122
2008-07-23 04:49 pm UTC (link)

(Reply to this) (Thread)

Re: STFD, I've arrived!!
[info]ieatpianos
2008-07-23 05:43 pm UTC (link)
uhm, no.

STFD ali and jessica

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

Re: STFD, I've arrived!! - [info]allisonlynn0122, 2008-07-23 05:47 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: STFD, I&#39;ve arrived!! - [info]ieatpianos, 2008-07-23 07:07 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]varookamcsalt
2008-07-23 04:49 pm UTC (link)
the cd will be at the dollar store soon.

(Reply to this)


[info]classifyed
2008-07-23 04:50 pm UTC (link)
wouldn't you be embarrassed to come off so desperate??

(Reply to this)

OH DEAR HEATHUS PLEASE NO!
[info]thatwhorecrux
2008-07-23 04:51 pm UTC (link)

(Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

Re: OH DEAR HEATHUS PLEASE NO!
[info]fogandpearls
2008-07-23 04:52 pm UTC (link)
moar

(Reply to this) (Parent)

Re: OH DEAR HEATHUS PLEASE NO! - [info]je_nais_se_twat, 2008-07-23 04:53 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: OH DEAR HEATHUS PLEASE NO! - [info]treradical, 2008-07-23 05:07 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]dragonblk17
2008-07-23 04:51 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that shirt is bad.

(Reply to this)


[info]vanillllla
2008-07-23 04:52 pm UTC (link)
shes like a doll in her dads hand

(Reply to this)


[info]loverly
2008-07-23 04:53 pm UTC (link)
I'm so happy people are starting to care about her and Paris Hilton less and less these days.

(Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)


[info]lessthanhilary
2008-07-23 04:55 pm UTC (link)
tbqh i miss the days of paris hilton

(Reply to this) (Parent)

(no subject) - [info]lasombradeti, 2008-07-23 04:57 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]lovemusicbaby, 2008-07-23 05:02 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]lasombradeti
2008-07-23 04:53 pm UTC (link)
cant she just go be a celebrity who does nothing (because i know shell never go away)

(Reply to this)


[info]lessthanhilary
2008-07-23 04:54 pm UTC (link)
i thinkshe'll do better as a country singer. she has the voice for it

(Reply to this) (Thread)


[info]lovemusicbaby
2008-07-23 05:00 pm UTC (link)
I honestly I think she'll bomb
this album will prob. do as well as her last
but I think most country fans see her as a 'fake' who has resorted
to it as her last option


(Reply to this) (Parent)


[info]promisering15
2008-07-23 04:54 pm UTC (link)
She disgusts me.. and I don't know why.

(Reply to this)


[info]fmlyhm_x3
2008-07-23 04:55 pm UTC (link)
isnt she the chick from the proactiv commercials?

(Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)


[info]lovemusicbaby
2008-07-23 04:55 pm UTC (link)
haha yes.

Just one dab is all you need

(Reply to this) (Parent)

(no subject) - [info]allisonlynn0122, 2008-07-23 04:58 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]lovemusicbaby
2008-07-23 04:55 pm UTC (link)
sorry Jess, there isn't room for both you and Kellie Pickler in Nashville
at least Kellie can sing

(Reply to this) (Thread)


[info]thatwhorecrux
2008-07-23 05:00 pm UTC (link)
ikr?

(Reply to this) (Parent)


[info]everlastingnow
2008-07-23 04:55 pm UTC (link)
It's kind of annoying that Jessica got to work with Dolly Parton.

(Reply to this) (Thread)


[info]briecheesie
2008-07-23 10:37 pm UTC (link)
bb, she's a frequent guest star on Hannah Montana. You just need to be obnoxious enough and she'll come to you, I promise.

(Reply to this) (Parent)

Just DIAF.
[info]seasons_of_mist
2008-07-23 04:56 pm UTC (link)
PLZ?

(Reply to this)


Page 1 of 3
<<[1] [2] [3] >>

Create an Account
Forgot your login or password?
Login w/ OpenID
English • Español • Deutsch • Русский…