Shilo Alize Jenkins-Robinson ([info]twisted_angel20) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
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chris rock stand-up special to air in the fall on hbo
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This fall, Chris Rock will be heading home.

The multiple-Emmy Award winning comedian is slated to headline an all new stand up comedy special, titled 'Chris Rock: Kill The Messenger,' which premieres Sept. 27.

The 90-minute special will feature footage from three different performances; at South Africa's Carnival City Casino, New York's legendary Apollo Theatre and the Carling Apollo Hammersmith in London.

I wanted to do the type of stand-up special that I've never seen before, and the only place that I could see doing that is at HBO," Rock said. "I love HBO because they want to take chances."The Brooklyn-reared funnyman recently set a Guinness World Record on "The No Apologies Tour" by playing to crowds of 15,900 at Greenwich's O2 venue, marking the largest audience for a stand-up comedy performance in British history.

'Time' magazine, which previously anointed Rock "The funniest man in America," also named him one of the "100 Most Influential People In The World" last May.

"Chris Rock is a master of insightful comedy who never fails to engage his audience," noted HBO Original Programming chief Nancy Geller. "He has a unique voice that surpasses mere comedy."

Legendary producer-director Marty Callner is helming the project. His previous HBO credits include comedy specials starring Dane Cook, Jerry Seinfeld, Robin Williams and George Carlin.

"It is certainly a fun challenge doing something radical with an artist of the magnitude and talent of Chris Rock," he observed. "Of course, it shouldn't be a surprise when you blend a brave artist with a brave network."

'Kill The Messenger' follows four of Rock's other HBO specials, including 2004's Emmy Award-nominated 'Never Scared,' 2000's Emmy Award-nominated 'Bigger & Blacker,' the groundbreaking 1996 Emmy Award winning 'Bring the Pain' and 1994's CableACE winner 'Big Ass Jokes.'

The Emmy Award-winning HBO late-night talk show 'The Chris Rock Show' ran for four seasons and garnered critical raves.

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[info]hp_humper
2008-07-22 09:30 pm UTC (link)
i haven't heard from him since that movie of his bombed

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[info]shipoffools22
2008-07-22 09:32 pm UTC (link)
i think i love my wife? i thought it was really good.

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[info]badhabitsx3
2008-07-22 09:30 pm UTC (link)
he is one funny motherfucker. not gonna lie.

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[info]shipoffools22
2008-07-22 09:31 pm UTC (link)
yesssssssssssssss. love his standup.


"WHO THE FUCK IS YOU, TO TAKE THE BIG PIECE OF CHICKEN?!?!?!"

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[info]jazz_thieves
2008-07-23 04:52 am UTC (link)
lmao. I LOVE IT.

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[info]onsenism
2008-07-22 09:33 pm UTC (link)
YES!

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[info]krashhh
2008-07-22 09:34 pm UTC (link)
YAY

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[info]reesefanforever
2008-07-22 09:34 pm UTC (link)
never scared was the funniest stand-up ive ever seen. i was obsessed with it when i first bought it. lol

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[info]atoned
2008-07-22 09:37 pm UTC (link)
it disturbed me because of his intense misogyny and the way he spoke about his wife.

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[info]meluhulongtime
2008-07-22 09:34 pm UTC (link)
CHRIS ROCK IS NOT FUNNY

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[info]silentfilm
2008-07-22 11:13 pm UTC (link)
ia

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[info]cickiz
2008-07-22 09:35 pm UTC (link)
I remember the first time I saw him on HBO in the 90s. I was so shocked at what he was saying. He was talking about being under oath and swearing on the bible.

"give me 500 fucking bibles!" and I was like OMG. I was scared for him that God would punish him, haha. It was also the first time I'd heard fuck on tv.

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[info]cosmic_autumn
2008-07-22 09:36 pm UTC (link)
BIG ASS JOKEZ

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[info]atoned
2008-07-22 09:36 pm UTC (link)
i love him.

i want to watch more stand-up specials on youtube. recommend some for me ontd, please.

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[info]shipoffools22
2008-07-22 09:40 pm UTC (link)
katt williams, pimp chronicles. funniest shit ever

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(no subject) - [info]prisonero, 2008-07-22 09:44 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]atoned, 2008-07-22 09:46 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]feverously, 2008-07-22 09:51 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]thecoldestheart, 2008-07-22 09:51 pm UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]shipoffools22, 2008-07-22 09:46 pm UTC (Expand)
Russell Peters - [info]feverously, 2008-07-22 09:54 pm UTC (Expand)
Kathy FUCKING Griffin - [info]feverously, 2008-07-22 10:04 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Kathy FUCKING Griffin - [info]laurenzorz, 2008-07-22 10:20 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Kathy FUCKING Griffin - [info]feverously, 2008-07-22 10:21 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Kathy FUCKING Griffin - [info]laurenzorz, 2008-07-22 10:23 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Kathy FUCKING Griffin - [info]feverously, 2008-07-22 10:25 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Kathy FUCKING Griffin - [info]laurenzorz, 2008-07-22 10:28 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Kathy FUCKING Griffin - [info]0ntd_wh0re, 2008-07-22 11:30 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Kathy FUCKING Griffin - [info]0ntd_wh0re, 2008-07-22 11:30 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]normalchick, 2008-07-22 10:15 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]tinuhhh, 2008-07-22 10:20 pm UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]ourheavyhearts, 2008-07-22 10:39 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]arcaneaspersion, 2008-07-22 10:45 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]witnessthine, 2008-07-22 10:53 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]laurie_springs, 2008-07-22 11:25 pm UTC (Expand)
i can't fucking wait.
[info]thecoldestheart
2008-07-22 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Women HATE women. You get any two girlfriends in this room, been girlfriends for 25 years, you put a man in between them, "Fuck that bitch, " "Fuck that bitch." Guys are not like that. Guys actually think that there are other fish in the sea, and if a guy introduces his boy to his new girlfriend, and when they walk away, his boy goes, "Aww man, shes nice, I gotta get me a girl LIKE that." If a woman introduces her new man to here girlfriend, and they walk away, her girlfriend goes "I gotta get HIM, and I will slit that bitches throat to do it." Every girl in here got a girlfriend they don't trust around their man.

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Re: i can't fucking wait.
[info]atoned
2008-07-22 09:39 pm UTC (link)
lol my fave:

You know 'the stripper myth.' The stripper myth is: 'I'm stripping to pay my tuition.' No you're not! There's no strippers in college! There's no clear heels in biology! Shit, I didn't know they had a college that only took one-dollar bills. If they've got so many strippers in college, how come I never got a smart lap dance? I never got a girl that sat on my lap and said 'if I was you, I would diversify my portfolio. You know, ever since the end of the Cold War, I find NATO obsolete.' I haven't met her yet. If I do, she's gonna get a big tip.

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Re: i can't fucking wait. - [info]thecoldestheart, 2008-07-22 09:44 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: i can't fucking wait. - [info]guccipostagurl, 2008-07-22 09:50 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: i can't fucking wait. - [info]thecoldestheart, 2008-07-22 09:54 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: i can't fucking wait. - [info]_infernox_, 2008-07-23 03:16 am UTC (Expand)
Re: i can't fucking wait. - [info]saikaro_x, 2008-07-22 10:36 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: i can't fucking wait. - [info]thecoldestheart, 2008-07-22 10:42 pm UTC (Expand)
dumbest quote ever - [info]freeze_i_say, 2008-07-23 12:17 am UTC (Expand)

[info]lasombradeti
2008-07-22 09:38 pm UTC (link)
omg
you knwo what would be the best comedy show to see
triple bill
chris kathy margaret

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[info]feverously
2008-07-22 09:38 pm UTC (link)
YES! :D

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[info]kitkatisinhell
2008-07-22 09:39 pm UTC (link)
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[info]atoned
2008-07-22 09:39 pm UTC (link)
lol omg

i love everybody hates chris too.

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[info]sekhmet2
2008-07-22 09:42 pm UTC (link)
I loved Chris Rock until he dissed my bb, Jude Law, at the Oscars.

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[info]atoned
2008-07-22 09:43 pm UTC (link)
lol what? jude law fucked slutienna. that would be enough to put him on my shit list.

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(no subject) - [info]prisonero, 2008-07-22 09:48 pm UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]lothlorienbow, 2008-07-22 09:48 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sekhmet2, 2008-07-22 09:56 pm UTC (Expand)
HOLY SHIT, YES.
[info]itoldu_he_crazy
2008-07-22 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Now all we need is for Eddie Murphy to hit the stage again and stand-up will be back in rare form.

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Re: HOLY SHIT, YES.
[info]stuntmanphil
2008-07-22 10:52 pm UTC (link)
yeah, ummm, NOT.

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Re: HOLY SHIT, YES. - [info]itoldu_he_crazy, 2008-07-22 11:17 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]puglover818
2008-07-22 09:44 pm UTC (link)
SRSLY one of the most amazing comedians ever!

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[info]guccipostagurl
2008-07-22 09:45 pm UTC (link)
hes so fucking funny.


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[info]inkforest
2008-07-22 09:45 pm UTC (link)
i love "bigger and blacker", so fucking funny.

"black people yelling racism. white people yelling reverse racism. chinese people yelling sideways racism. and the indians ain't yelling shit cos THEY DEAD".

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[info]echafaud
2008-07-22 09:56 pm UTC (link)
that ain't pocahontas, that's j lo!

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[info]bloblawslawblog
2008-07-22 09:46 pm UTC (link)
did i miss the golden girls post? omg sophia :(

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[info]prisonero
2008-07-22 09:49 pm UTC (link)
LOLOL

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[info]booitsme1418
2008-07-22 09:47 pm UTC (link)
he was performing like a block away from the place where i was seeing Karate High School on friday. i dont think hes that funny tbh. I laughed far more hanging with the dudes from khs then i ever have watching anything with chris rock in it.

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[info]natvach
2008-07-22 09:48 pm UTC (link)
GET A JOB HOLDING DICKS

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[info]glittersecrecy
2008-07-23 12:23 am UTC (link)
LOLLLL. i love that one.

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[info]reesefanforever
2008-07-22 09:51 pm UTC (link)
some of my fav's from the 'new scared'standup:


"You mean to tell me, they can find Sadam Hussein in a fuckin hole, but they cant tell me who shot Tupac!?
They found Sadam Hussein in fuckin iraq, Tupac got shot in vegas!! In fuckin VEGAS!!"


" another thing fella's, dont argue! you cannot win. you cannot beat a women at an argument, its impossible, you will not win! because men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, because we have a need to make sense.......women aint gonna let a little thing like sense fuck up their argument, because shes not in it for sense, shes in it for distance and irritation..."

" and the #1 reason, you're women is always mad fella's, the number 1 reasons she's pissed the fuck off? cause you aint her first choice.
fella's you ever catch you're women just looking at you and not saying anything? ....in her mind shes thinking, 'how did i end up with his ugly motherfucker? ...oh lord this motherfucker is ugly and stupid, i had a good man and i blew it, damn lord kill my man! kill him please! kill him while i still look good enough to get something new! please kill this motherfucker, now, STRIKE HIM, STRIKE HIM,IF YOU OUT THERE LORD, STRIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER DEAD!"

lmao


LMAO

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[info]shipoffools22
2008-07-22 09:52 pm UTC (link)
"FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR HOPES, FUCK YOUR DREAMS, FUCK EVERYTHING YOU HAD PLANNED FOR YOURSELF...NOW GO OUT THERE AND TRY TO MAKE THIS BITCH HAPPY!"

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[info]pigsondrugs
2008-07-22 09:52 pm UTC (link)
why is miley cyrus in my ears?

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[info]getwellchanel
2008-07-22 09:58 pm UTC (link)
ikr, so annoying~~

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(no subject) - [info]dickieangenson, 2008-07-22 10:59 pm UTC (Expand)
maybe my favorite
[info]lothlorienbow
2008-07-22 09:54 pm UTC (link)

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Re: maybe my favorite
[info]feverously
2008-07-22 10:03 pm UTC (link)
SNACK HER WITH A DICK! SMACK HER WITH A DICK!
PUT A DICK IN HER EAR! A DICK IN HER EAR!

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Re: maybe my favorite - [info]kweeneverything, 2008-07-22 10:04 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: maybe my favorite - [info]dickieangenson, 2008-07-22 11:10 pm UTC (Expand)

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