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Sibling Rivalry

Sibling rivalry isn't easy to deal with at the best of times - when a younger, more successful or more attractive brother or sister usurps you, despite your best efforts to show them up. But when the rivalry is between celebrity siblings and it's played out in public for us mere mortals to witness, it's much, much worse. Take Madonna and younger brother Christopher Ciccone. They shared a close relationship, until, Christopher alleges, Madge froze him out of her inner circle in favour of mates from her Kabbalah centre. What's a guy to do? Write a tell-all book about his famous sister, that's what



Madonna and her younger brother Christopher Ciccone used to be closer than close – in the eighties and nineties he worked as his sister’s personal assistant, her backing dancer, home decorator and artistic director. She even took him as her date to the Oscars in 1998.

But they drifted apart five years ago (he blames her increased reliance on the teachings of Kabbalah) and they haven’t spoken in years. A tearful reunion seems more unlikely than ever now that Christopher has written a tell-all book about his superstar sis.
In his book, Life With My Sister Madonna, Christopher Ciccone claims that Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s entire lives are ruled by Kabbalah and that his multi-millionaire sister is stingy with money, except when it comes to donating to the religion. In a recent TV interview to promote the book, Christopher also let slip that Madonna has had a facelift.



Noel and Liam Gallagher have one of the world’s most well-documented sibling rivalries. The Oasis brothers are as notorious for their mutual loathing as they are for their songs. Noel, 41, and Liam, 35, seem to have the knack of doing each other’s heads in, occasionally even coming to blows. Some of their bust-ups over the years have even jeopardised the band’s existence as both brothers have threatened to quit Oasis.

Infamous rows have included Liam hurling a chair at Noel during the band’s first US tour in 1994, Noel leaving the band during a European tour in 2000 because he couldn’t stand to travel with his brother, and an argument in 2007 over who should keep their Brit award for Outstanding Achievement.



It’s a case of reversed sibling fortunes for the Simpson sisters! Jessica was the blonde bombshell with a successful solo career, a famous husband, a reality TV show, a budding film career and lots of lucrative endorsements, while Ashlee was merely the slightly nerdy, less attractive, younger sister hanging out in the background.

Fast-forward five years and Jessica’s divorced, the big film offers have dried up, and her albums are in the bargain basement; while little sister Ashlee has the bigger celebrity profile thanks to a rock star husband (Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy), a successful solo career and a well-timed nose job. And the couple have a child on the way.



Owen and Luke Wilson’s sibling rivalry tells a similar tale. Luke was the better looking, more famous brother in the nineties, but in recent years Owen has overtaken his more chiselled sibling in the career stakes. Rewind eight or so years and Luke was starring in respected films such as Rushmore and big blockbusters like Charlie’s Angels and Legally Blonde. But since then, he’s had to make do with smaller roles in films such as Jackass Number Two.

Owen, meanwhile, has seen his career and earning power go from strength to strength. He’s just finished filming Marley & Me with Jennifer Aniston, and has enjoyed hits aplenty in recent years with The Darjeeling Limited and Wedding Crashers, among others. Loads more girls fancy him now too, which is nice.



There’s nothing like a bit of sport to spice up a sibling rivalry. And in the case of Venus and Serena Williams, we’re not talking about a wrestling match in the back garden; we’re talking about competing to be the best female tennis player in the world!

The sisters have been each other’s biggest rival since they first picked up racquets as children. But unlike most child siblings, they both became top players at the highest level and have been fighting over the top spot in rankings for years. Neither likes to admit the other has the upper hand.

The pair recently took to Centre Court at Wimbledon to do battle for the women's title, which was won by older sister Venus. Before the match, Serena resented suggestions that Venus was the one to beat at Wimbledon this year. "I would never sit here and say she's the favourite when I'm still in the draw," she retorted. "That's not me. I always believe that I'm the favourite. Even if I'm not the favourite, I'm always going to believe that I am."



While Peaches and Pixie Geldof swan around London, going to showbiz party after showbiz party, posing for photographers outside exclusive nightclubs and dating guys from the NME Cool List, older sister Fifi Trixibelle stays home and watches Big Brother.

Sure, FiFi may have made a conscious decision to keep a lower profile than her socialite sisters, but there must come a time when she pines for a night of cocktails in the VIP section of London’s newest members’ bar, or for a share of the free clothes, jewellery and make-up that her glamorous younger sisters are sent by publicists on a regular basis.



Unlike most siblings on this list, Kylie and Dannii Minogue don’t want to poke each other’s eyes out – they’re always very lovely about each other in interviews and are often spotted out together on the red carpet, but it’s not all happy families behind closed doors.

It wasn’t easy for Dannii, the much bigger star in Australia when the sisters were growing up, to take a back seat to older sister Kylie when she won a role on Neighbours and subsequently signed a solo recording deal.

Dannii is widely regarded as the better singer of the two, so it couldn’t have been easy to watch her sister’s career head into the stratosphere while her own solo career faded before she was eventually dropped by her label. In fact, it took Kylie’s recent battle with breast cancer to finally bring the singing sisters closer after years of frosty relations.

At least they’re no longer in direct competition – Dannii has all but given up on singing to concentrate on her TV duties, hosting X Factor and Australia’s Got Talent. Kylie, meanwhile, cemented her status as Britain’s favourite adopted daughter when she was recently awarded an OBE from Prince Charles.

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What's the worst argument you've ever had with a sibling? My older sister tried to push me out a third floor window when I was 15, so in retaliation, I set fire to her bedroom. Yea, that's how I roll.

ETA: Some of your stories are hilarious, especially the one where the brother hog tied you and stuffed a sock in your mouth.

I just remembered, last year (when I was 21!) my brother and I got into a fight that ended up with him punching me and me biting through his t shirt and drawing blood. He went out and I went into his room, spat blood all over his bed and wiped my arse on several of his work shirts.


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[info]honeypants
2008-07-20 06:18 am UTC (link)
Speaking of celebrity siblings, I HONESTLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW DENNIS AND RANDY QUAID ARE BROTHERS.



IT FUCKING BOGGLES MY MIND.

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[info]silentfilm
2008-07-20 06:19 am UTC (link)
HAHHA

dude my mom loved dennis quaid

she made fun of them being brothers for evar

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[info]beautifiers
2008-07-20 06:20 am UTC (link)
i tried to throw water in my sister's face all dramatic style... but i didn't realize my glass was empty. so she walks around the table, screaming at me, and she punches me right in the jaw. my jaw's clicked ever since.

the funny thing is i can't remember wtf we were yelling about in the first place.

eta: considerably less cool then setting fire to a bedroom.

Edited at 2008-07-20 06:20 am UTC

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[info]suzycat
2008-07-20 06:28 am UTC (link)
My aunty apparently got into a fight with my other aunty about who was going to work the water pump handle so my other aunty caused the handle to flick up and whack Aunty One under the chin, splitting it open and leaving a scar. Apparently it took Aunty One several days to get Aunty Two in the same position, to do the same thing back. They both have the same scar according to Aunty One (I've never met Aunty Two so I'm not sure if it's true or not.) Ah, the 1940s.

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[info]marci_
2008-07-20 06:23 am UTC (link)
Dammnnn Madonna looks like a man.

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[info]hearty_chili
2008-07-20 06:23 am UTC (link)
My brother spilled fruit punch on my shirt and in retaliation I pushed him to the ground and tore his earlobe. He is a little younger than me and we were at the age where a couple of years' difference means you have a teenager wailing on a four-foot-tall kid. Not my finest moment but in my defense I really thought that the fruit punch spill was informed by a certain degree of aggression on his part, if not completely intentional. But now that I have grown up I am able to safely post quips on celebrity gossip stories alongside normal people and no longer harm animals unless they seem like they're asking for it.

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[info]jeru02
2008-07-20 06:39 am UTC (link)
lol FRUIT PUNCH RAGE!!!

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[info]lessthanhilary
2008-07-20 06:25 am UTC (link)
hi your family sounds real fucked up

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[info]biulrotvoen
2008-07-20 08:01 am UTC (link)
lol

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[info]mel_in_tights
2008-07-20 06:26 am UTC (link)
I like that you actually set fire to her room. I probably wouldn't have had the guts to do that. But I would have thought about it all day.

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[info]subeyda
2008-07-20 06:27 am UTC (link)
I used to have a (male) bully who beat me up all of time. On this one occasion, my little sister (only sibling) was there and I tried to telling her to go for help/mom in our first language. Instead she translate everything I said word for word, and I received one of the worst beat downs ever (ended up in the hospital). She never faced any repercussions.

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[info]sugaricing
2008-07-20 06:32 am UTC (link)
dude, you should go up to her now, today, wherever she is and yank out a good chunk of hair

...or continue being a bigger person

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[info]lachica2000
2008-07-20 06:28 am UTC (link)
My little brother and I never did much more than the normal smacks and pushes. However, when he was 9 or 10 he took a family-sized bottle of lotion and a family-sized bottle of baby powder and flung them all over my room. It was all over the walls and furniture and carpet. He doesn't even remember doing it now.

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[info]luna_incognita
2008-07-20 06:29 am UTC (link)
I've done a bit of a Jessica/Ashlee. I'm the younger. She used to be the golden child but now I'm the one studying a Law Degree, with the perfect boyfriend, great friends and an awesome party life plus all the wealth of my youth before me. I'd be less braggy but she used to shove it in my face when I was the nerdy fat kid who stayed at home on Saturday nights reading books and studying, so she can cram it up her ass!

I still love her though. :)

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[info]jeru02
2008-07-20 06:36 am UTC (link)
karma

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[info]epouvante
2008-07-20 06:29 am UTC (link)
i'm 11 years older than the brother i live with. he shouts at me but we never really fight otherwise it would be mad uneven.

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[info]immaturity
2008-07-20 02:09 pm UTC (link)
it's opposite with me haha. my brother is 8 and a half years older than me. even then, i'm 5'1 115lbs and he's 6'0 and 250+lbs. he's always been huge and i've always been tiny. he still sits on me, though, and once accidentally broke my pinky finger by doing so. :|||

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[info]kriziasupernova
2008-07-20 06:32 am UTC (link)
I threw a heavy wooden stool at my little sister when she was a year old for biting me.

trufax.

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[info]fouralarm
2008-07-20 07:17 am UTC (link)
i loled picturing this, i've gotta say.

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[info]bkbonvideotape
2008-07-20 06:33 am UTC (link)
I'm an only child :D

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[info]starlicious_dee
2008-07-20 02:48 pm UTC (link)
me too bb

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[info]jeru02
2008-07-20 06:35 am UTC (link)
i threw a slipper @ my sis and called her “BITCH” and “Wednesday” (she's a pale mexican gal w/ eye circles and jet black hair) and she called me a fag and kicked me in the nuts. I was 13, her 14.

The window/fire story is nuts bb.us u win lol [unless someone tops it]

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[info]drunkenfences
2008-07-20 06:38 am UTC (link)
I dunno, lets see...one of my brothers tried breaking my wrists when I was 10. I don't really remember why. I just remember him grabbing me by them and twisting and twisting then pushing me to the ground (did I mention he's 7 years older than me?). That's the same one I haven't spoken to in, hmm...5 years because he decided I wasn't worthy to be called family anymore.

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[info]feel_liberated
2008-07-20 01:45 pm UTC (link)
BB, my brother did the same thing to me (write me off, that is). He called my sister and told her that if I was a lesbian (I'm not, don't know why he thought it), he'd never let his kids see me anymore. His wife also wrote me nasty e-mails telling me that my parents should see their grandkids more often, because I'm never going to give them any, because nobody will put up with me long enough.

I hate families.

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[info]strangefancy
2008-07-20 06:40 am UTC (link)
OP, that was some inspired retaliation. Seriously, there's not much that could top that, unless someone showed their sibling their pencil trick.

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[info]up_and_away1252
2008-07-20 07:10 am UTC (link)
LOL

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[info]toomuchbling
2008-07-20 06:42 am UTC (link)
my little bro literally weighs almost nothing, and i'm about 5'11/150, so i sit on him all the time when he pisses me off.

lame, but it gets the job done. haha

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[info]beautifiers
2008-07-20 07:16 am UTC (link)
lolol it's so effective, i love it

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[info]clazzi
2008-07-20 06:44 am UTC (link)
I kinda remember me and my younger brother fighting one time where he hurled the ketchup bottle to the wall and we're screeming at each other and i kinda slap him but i don't know if its in the same fight.oh and one time while fighting i hand him a knife to stab me...lol..we're not crazy,i swear..

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[info]jeru02
2008-07-20 06:44 am UTC (link)
oh ya, one timely i wanted to try a fake hollywood slap on her, but she didn't turn with the force b/c, let's be honest, i reached back and let it fly before she was ready. i damn near got beat for that one [@ 8 and 9]

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[info]jeru02
2008-07-20 06:45 am UTC (link)
time*

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[info]gretchen_rose
2008-07-20 06:44 am UTC (link)
i want to hear more about the OP's home life TBH

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[info]beatslikebombs
2008-07-20 06:50 am UTC (link)
i second this notion

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[info]beatslikebombs
2008-07-20 06:50 am UTC (link)
one time my sister went to the bathroom when she was drunk, but peed on my jeans instead of the toilet. i stuck her shoes in the toilet the next morning and then pissed all over them.

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[info]apple_scrufff
2008-07-20 06:50 am UTC (link)
oh gosh i have been in lots of fights with my brother and sister.lol

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[info]fioredimerda
2008-07-20 06:51 am UTC (link)
Sounds like all of a sudden Madonna forgot her roots. I mean, look at that picture.

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[info]supersamy
2008-07-20 06:51 am UTC (link)
When I was 14, my brother was 12 (he'd just hit his "Line backer" growth spurt) and out parents were out to dinner, leaving us home alone. I went out front to sit on my lawn and read for awhile, which threw my brother into a fit of blind rage, he stole my reading material (J 14, I'm not gonna lie), and ran into the house. I chased after him and pulled his hair and long story short he ended up throwing me into the wall in front of my room causing that whole panel of the wall to need replacing. Still not as good as setting fire to your sister's room though, kudos to you for having the balls.

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[info]witwicky
2008-07-20 06:54 am UTC (link)
My sister burned all of my sketch books and threw away $300 worth of paints/prismacolor makers so I let all the air out of tires on her mustang, took her tag and buried it.

Lux - 2
Sam - 1

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[info]sapitacherry
2008-07-20 08:56 am UTC (link)
O_O.

if anyone in my family burned my sketchbooks, their car would be the least of their worries.

and what is this tag that you speak of?

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[info]blonnie
2008-07-20 06:54 am UTC (link)
these comments confirm my desire for my daughter to be an only child.

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[info]ahkna
2008-07-20 01:15 pm UTC (link)
Awww, siblings are the best things in the entire world. My brothers and I always got into huge showdowns and sometimes punches or food was thrown but now that we're grown my brother is my best friend. I'll never love anything in the world as much as I love them.

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