Gina ([info]h0key_p0key) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-07-19 22:43:00
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Courtney Love Says Ryan Adams Stole Frances Bean's Trust Fund
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Courtney Love, one of rock's great bloggers, posted another brilliant (not brilliant) open letter on MySpace. In it she accuses fellow blogger/musician Ryan Adams of using $858,000 of Frances Bean Cobain's money to fund his 2003 album Rock n Roll, "one of the worst records i can think of in rock and roll history." Ryan's gear, hotels, drugs, dinners at Nobu ... all expensed to Courtney, stolen STRAIGHT OUT OF FRANCES"S TRUST FUND. Courtney has 29 AMEX cards, so it took a few years for her to notice.

Ex-boyfriends Ed Norton, Billy Corgan, and "Gollum" (Jim Barber, who produced Rock n Roll) all get name-checked in the diatribe. (Ryan and Courtney had "very safe sex" too, it is revealed.) A highlight of her overshare:

does that makje youf eel like a big man ? stealing from a suicide? A MARTYRED HERO? ... as God Is My Witness Ryan you will pay back every fucking penny of this. 858,000 dollars for Rock n Roll ? wow you were living large- most people reading this dont even know what record or even artist im referring to , as your just this cult americana wanna be dylan thing-
still shooting smack? hows that going for you?


Full text of Courtney's missive after the cut. She says she'll be in NY next week and is willing to work out a payment plan.

tltc;dr (thats too long, too crazy; didn't read). I think my desire to have sex with Ryan Adams has been severely diminished if him and Courtney Love really got it on (even if it was very safe).

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Saturday, July 19, 2008 Ryan Adams you fucking weasel. deal with it.858,00$ Current mood: determined
Listen this is another open letter

this to a beyond mediocre piece of shite- maybe its just my moment to fucking get the knives out of my back,
but in any case between 00 and 04 before ....well a dark pit of shit and fake names and insanity follows with lots and lots of people counting on Kookoo cherry not being able to prove things- and thats for another day- those people have not played chess with me.

But i was sitting with some people going thru the 29 american express cards that i didnt know existed that were connected to a few HUNDRED bank accounts,and there were all the bills for Ryan Adams worst record and one of the worst records i can think of in rock and roll history ironically called"Riock and Roll " and it was paid for by ME and mostly by my child.

and when i met Ryan we had a mild little flirtation, why not? but i made the deathly stupid decision to instead of just have very safe sex with him ( hes pretty dirty and man ive been around but im the virgin mary comparitevly) or make friends. no i fucking pimped my useless , ridiculaously terrible loser "Boyfriend" ( who ironically Edward Norton hates no one any more than this fuck and for good reason , yet Edwards OWN business manager put Barber up on West XXth street kitty corner from Edward, Barber could see into Edwards Apartment, and then he had his own Dean and Deluca account and an ABC Carpetand Home account and spent about 250,000 on furniture and another 600,000 dollars on travel, this loser who hasnt had a job since 98 - while Frances didnt have hardly enough to eat and i sure as hell didnt) i pimped Barber onto Ryan,"oooh hes a great producer"- maybe it wasbnt honourable0 i just wanted Barber gone, so maybe i used Ryan to get him gone,
yeah you listen to this shit im listening to my i tunes on right now who names a record "Rock n Roll" what assholes do that?

with these trebled up guitars my bandmate said sounded like "really horrific rem on steroids" all treble and compresssion and shit wirtten songs - but so what?

well on my amex atthat time the 858 but also from bank accounts....theres 200,000 thousnad dollar checks written to Barber for "comissions" ididnt even know where the fuck he was ! but here on Amex 28 is the entire invoice for Ryan- your ENTIRE album and meals and drugs and Hotels and outboard gear and wasted fabullous guitars STRAIGHT OUT OF FRANCES"S TRUST FUND

So you little shit, maybe you had NO IDEA right? is that why you used a hysterical voice mail of a very terrified and flipped out me- for your worst reviewed record and well deserved too, this record is shite totally one of the worst recordings ive ever heard yet Ryan you YOU spent 858,000 dolllars on this record of MY DAUGHTERS MONEY. so whats your paying me back plan? illbe in New York next week , you can start by working out your payment plan, because i will litiagate your thieving ass from here til eternity, your a thief and i used to think you had some subtsance to you then i find out your being managed or your money is by Victoria Blake? is that POSSIBLE? whata great PAL that lizard like cretin is t o you and i hope you had fun that week in :Jamaica" whilst more of my kids money was being shoved offshore- but thats not the point- Billy may have made my kid cry but i wasn't in the room - he's family and he always will be- he just laid his Billy trip on a person a little too young for it- I'm over it. but YOU RYAN, OWE FRANCES 858<000 dollars , so should isend the amex copies to Blake and he "staff"? because i would enjoy that very much,what a really good friend to leave you with someone whose been diagnosed as an "utter psychotic" by a professional foresnic psychiatrist.
This record sucks i mean WOW!

is this what youd like me to tell my kid a fraction of her money was stolen for this shite "Rock N Roll " cd shall i post the outboard gear and 4 seasons billls and fancy Nobu dinners, ahh so thats why you released two records at once where you getting paid a salary to let Gollum "produce" you cos we both know what a reall fucking genius that guy is, and this isnt about Gollum- hes inthe hands of the professionals, i walk away now knowing everything, all of it , its disgusting and its a fucking nuclear explosion of greed i dont think american history has ever seen but no other artist was ever involved in this scandalous vile behaviour ......but you were and i note to self; you suck on this record with your bile towards me, ande its gutless and cowardly and shit, and you know it,
Pay me back Ryan, Pay Frances back. an dtake my fucking voice off that piece of shit.

everyone in the world knows your giving your all and your all just isnt enough and you just keeep chugging- keep playng mediocre safe music some of wich i like- d an d then i saw these amex bills. it s makes me so sick you used my voice on this, really disgusting and horrific, you knew what they were doing to me and frances, and yet you just spent our money HER money in this specific case- does that makje youf eel like a big man ? stealing from a suicide? A MARTYRED HERO? fun for you. big man. wow. impressive.

Yeah well theres nothing good about suicide and i should know- but to take my near suicidal depression and use it on my daughters paying fo ryour shit record, you get the point you can find me im sure- and ill be happy to work out a payment plan

But as God Is My Witness Ryan you will pay back every fucking penny of this. 858,000 dollars for Rock n Roll ? wow you were living large- most people reading this dont even know what record or even artist im referring to , as your just this cult americana wanna be dylan thing- i think you have value as an artist but as a human your beneath contempt- let me know if im incorrect about the fact that you knew full and well that Barber /Gollum was using my money to pay for your self admitedly shit record- and let me know if i am wrong and your not with Blake, if you are your certainly getting what yousdeserve! no wonder you look like utter shit, and healthy as jaundice, HEY YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GO DOWN ITS HYSTERICAL. an excellent lyric wouldnt you think.?
still shooting smack? hows that going for you?


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[info]searlait
2008-07-20 03:06 am UTC (link)
She'll be apologizing for this next week, saying that her blog was hacked.

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[info]debolabon
2008-07-20 03:20 am UTC (link)
What REALLY happened is; courtney went on a drug binge, spent a shit load of frances bean's trust fund and is now, in her post-drug riddled haze, has decided that blaming it on ryan adams is the best way out of this situation...

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(no subject) - [info]searlait, 2008-07-20 03:36 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]__xgirlafraid
2008-07-20 03:06 am UTC (link)
uhm rock n roll is my least favorite of his albums but i fucking love him to no end. courtney love is such a cunt

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[info]despedida
2008-07-20 04:12 am UTC (link)
he stole from her... how is she a cunt?

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(no subject) - [info]thesuzylee, 2008-07-20 04:34 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]thirteenfluidoz
2008-07-20 03:07 am UTC (link)
is courtney sure she didn't spend it on blow and hookers?

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[info]kayleeray
2008-07-20 04:33 am UTC (link)
Right!?

I mean - in her blogs she says there was a shitload of fraud going on (and still is, whatever), but she fails to mention she didn't really have much income coming in from Hole/her movies during the time. She had a private jets. Lots of drugs and shit.

It's easy to blow through 20 million.

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(no subject) - [info]loveling, 2008-07-20 09:14 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]beaute__exquise
2008-07-20 03:07 am UTC (link)
oy vey

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[info]x_socialite
2008-07-20 03:08 am UTC (link)
Does anyone remember that rumor about Frances Bean being the new face of Chanel? Who the hell made that up?

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[info]shanny_w
2008-07-20 04:52 am UTC (link)
the same ppl who said hermione granger was going to also?

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[info]greatloyalty
2008-07-20 03:09 am UTC (link)
Courtney is crazy but that "cult americana wannabe dylan" bit is hilarious.
Suddenly everyone loves Bob Dylan and wants to watch Godard films. Gross. And Ryan Adams is obnoxious.

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[info]m0nkey_butter
2008-07-20 08:17 pm UTC (link)
It's bad to like Bob Dylan now?

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[info]bb_g
2008-07-20 03:09 am UTC (link)
haha, Frances looks like JoJo

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[info]jeeebus
2008-07-20 08:53 am UTC (link)
mte.

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[info]gainingvelocity
2008-07-20 03:10 am UTC (link)
I kind of think that a mother who gives away her kid's inheritance is equally shitty. Just saying.

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[info]missypal
2008-07-20 04:44 am UTC (link)
ikr?? how did he get the money in the first place if she didn't give it to him? she's the dumbass.

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[info]bloodlolli
2008-07-20 03:10 am UTC (link)
Lol. Oh girl.

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[info]georgiarain1216
2008-07-20 03:11 am UTC (link)
CLove is sickening.
I would've went crazy if she were my mom.

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[info]starllah
2008-07-20 04:55 am UTC (link)
yeah, but when you're rich and have rich friends it's much easier to escape psycho moms. money is freedom.

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[info]insidiousheart
2008-07-20 03:12 am UTC (link)
LAWL FUCKING LAWL

Well it wouldn't be a true Courtney post if she wasn't accusing someone of stealing her money for the 2358681278515th time.

... as God Is My Witness Ryan you will pay back every fucking penny of this.

Oh fiddle dee dee, she's going all Scarlett on us.

Edited at 2008-07-20 03:14 am UTC

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[info]loveling
2008-07-20 09:15 am UTC (link)
luv ur icon

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[info]jennypage
2008-07-20 03:12 am UTC (link)
Oh, Courtney. You and your scapegoats!

There needs to be a dramatic reading of this.

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[info]marymalaze
2008-07-26 09:38 pm UTC (link)
YES.

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[info]calumfan
2008-07-20 03:13 am UTC (link)
lol wut?

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[info]beautifiers
2008-07-20 03:13 am UTC (link)
courtney, you make it so hard to like you, and i bet your daughter would appreciate it if you shut the fuck up and stopped acting like a girl her age on myspace.

also, ed norton must be so glad he got away from this shit.

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[info]callmeatomic
2008-07-20 03:13 am UTC (link)
So, it seems like drugs were a better choice for her then sobriety.

sad

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[info]yeacoolschmool
2008-07-20 03:14 am UTC (link)
Don't take legal action, blog about it instead!

Isn't it like every two weeks she's claiming people have stolen money from her?

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[info]thruyourveins
2008-07-20 03:22 am UTC (link)
haha i posted the exact same comment

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[info]omgangiepants
2008-07-20 03:14 am UTC (link)
how is this woman not dead yet

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[info]milkosaurus
2008-07-20 03:14 am UTC (link)
Ryan Adam = code name for DRUGS

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[info]milkosaurus
2008-07-20 03:14 am UTC (link)
*s

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[info]sabrina_bobina
2008-07-20 03:15 am UTC (link)
Oh geez. Why Courtney? :/

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[info]milkosaurus
2008-07-20 03:15 am UTC (link)
is anyone else on here a little embarrassed to also be named Courtney.

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[info]annie_oakley
2008-07-20 03:16 am UTC (link)
Edward Norton hates Ryan Adams? What a fun fact for the day!

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[info]gun_music
2008-07-20 02:31 pm UTC (link)
She meant Ed Norton hates Jim Barber.

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[info]psychicherz
2008-07-20 03:17 am UTC (link)
Is "when you go down, it's hysterical" actually one of their lyrics?

She basically just inadvertently owned up to writing that other bulletin she claimed she didn't with that bit about Billy Corgan here.

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[info]epouvante
2008-07-20 03:19 am UTC (link)
this is utterly bizarre.

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[info]summercamp
2008-07-20 03:20 am UTC (link)
29 AMEX cards?!!

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[info]sleeping_days
2008-07-21 12:40 am UTC (link)
mte

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[info]saint_renegade
2008-07-20 03:21 am UTC (link)
LOL.

I have no clue what is going on but Ryan should bring his blog back and respond, it'll be even more incoherent than this shit.

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