mattchew03 ([info]mattchew03) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-07-11 11:41:00
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It's Time for Notable Quotables!
PEOPLE Photo Special -- The Week's 10 Best Celeb Quotes

Mariah gets permission to eat a meal, plus more from John Mayer, Steve Carell and other stars...



"She's happy with me. She lets me eat meals now."
Mariah Carey, speaking about her personal trainer, who got the singer looking svelte, to Elle  



You can get away with dropping 'em a couple times, and they'll still be okay. Can't really do that with a little girl."
Rooster McConaughey (pictured with son Miller Lyte), on brother Matthew's good fortune of having a baby boy, to PEOPLE



"Of course I threw up in the bathroom, it was better than throwing up on their face."
The Brady Bunch's Susan Olsen, defending her hungover run to the bathroom during a radio interview, to Colorado Springs' KKTV   



"It's such a dumb name. I wish I would have had the common sense to take five more minutes with it."
– Lead singer John Rzeznik, expressing regrets on naming his band the Goo Goo Dolls (pictured then and now) when he was 19 years old, to New York magazine



"When I was a child I would kill small animals and wear their teeth as necklaces. True. Print that. And I've always felt deep down that I was born a woman."
John Mayer, mocking the media's intense coverage of everything he says, at his St. Louis concert



"I'm way too high-maintenance to be in a relationship with an actor – they're all such divas!"
Jessica Alba, on her low key marriage to producer Cash Warren, to British Cosmopolitan magazine



"If I win, it's because of my natural ability and if I lose, it's because I wasn't trying so hard."
Kelly Ripa, right before racing against other women in heels, on Live with Regis and Kelly    



Gordon Ramsay: "Dustin, can you stop burning 'em? Twenty seconds only!"
Dustin Hoffman: "That's what she said."
– The unlikely duo, cooking fajitas with Jay Leno, on The Tonight Show  



"It's every Williams for themself."
Venus Williams, before defeating her sister Serena in the Wimbledon women's final



"In my role of agent [for] Miss Hathaway, I would like to say that she does not answer questions relating to this subject."
Steve Carell, rescuing costar Anne Hathaway after a reporter asked about her recent breakup with Raffaello Follieri, at the Italian premiere of Get Smart

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[info]shanniesaysyo
2008-07-11 03:54 pm UTC (link)
wait
rooster?

miller lyte?

these are joke names, yes?

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[info]strapping
2008-07-11 03:55 pm UTC (link)
No.

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(no subject) - [info]shanniesaysyo, 2008-07-11 03:56 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]alohayall
2008-07-11 03:54 pm UTC (link)
i was about to say holy crap rooster and matthew could be twins. lawl

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[info]oh_oh_sheila
2008-07-11 03:54 pm UTC (link)
wtf is up with that kids hair!?!?!

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[info]dss1984
2008-07-11 03:57 pm UTC (link)
I was just about to post the exact same thing.

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(no subject) - [info]oh_oh_sheila, 2008-07-11 03:59 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]cut_piece, 2008-07-11 06:05 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]solostforever
2008-07-11 03:54 pm UTC (link)
can someone explain to me what is going on with that poor child's hair?

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[info]topanga_pie
2008-07-11 03:54 pm UTC (link)
Miller Lyte?

That just pisses me off.

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[info]moi__et__toi
2008-07-11 03:54 pm UTC (link)
what the fuck is on that bb's head?

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[info]2young2love
2008-07-11 04:24 pm UTC (link)
hair?

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[info]alohayall
2008-07-11 03:55 pm UTC (link)
also, i will bake a key lime pie for anyone who manages to seal jessica alba's mouth shut

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[info]vie_rire_amour
2008-07-11 04:06 pm UTC (link)
I'll add to that quite a few batches of no-bake cookies.

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(no subject) - [info]glum_anddumb, 2008-07-11 04:18 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]ninjarina
2008-07-11 03:55 pm UTC (link)
LoL @ Dustin

That is one of the only pics I've ever seen of Alba not looking like a sour bitch. Too bad that skeevy guy ruins the picture.

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[info]amphigory
2008-07-11 03:55 pm UTC (link)
Stupidity incarnate.

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[info]isoke24
2008-07-11 03:55 pm UTC (link)
What's with that kid's hair?

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[info]askastylist
2008-07-11 03:55 pm UTC (link)
Everything in this post is making me want to vomit for some reason. Maybe except Alba

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[info]mattchew03
2008-07-11 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Wait... everything EXCEPT Alba?!

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(no subject) - [info]jiai1, 2008-07-11 04:00 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]carlweathers2
2008-07-11 03:55 pm UTC (link)
Man Steve Carrell seems like a great guy.

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[info]chung_____chung
2008-07-11 03:56 pm UTC (link)
"I'm way too high-maintenance to be in a relationship with an actor – they're all such divas!"

she may be a total bitch, but at least she is honest that she is a total bitch.


also, Miller Lyte...

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[info]dangerlad
2008-07-11 03:56 pm UTC (link)
rofl at racing in heels: kelly ripa doing her part to set the women's movement back

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[info]radatdatda
2008-07-11 04:49 pm UTC (link)
lol, my thoughts exactly.

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[info]i_flushed_nemo
2008-07-11 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Miller Lyte? lmfao

This whole family is re-fucking-tarded.

King LeDouche has himself a prince. Good for him!

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[info]invisibleones
2008-07-11 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Miller Lyte? Really?

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[info]crazyjaney
2008-07-11 03:56 pm UTC (link)
MILLER LYTE???

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG.

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[info]apatheticalli
2008-07-11 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Love you, Dustin.

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[info]bigcinema
2008-07-11 03:57 pm UTC (link)
I fucking hate "that's what she said" jokes.

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[info]egosumopacis
2008-07-11 09:20 pm UTC (link)
I do too, but I must admit, Dustin Hoffman actually having a good one makes me love him a little more.

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[info]poison____
2008-07-11 03:58 pm UTC (link)
hahaha @ that kid's hair!

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[info]welcomeghostss
2008-07-11 04:09 pm UTC (link)
BOYLING POINT!!!!!!!

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[info]seasons_of_mist
2008-07-11 03:58 pm UTC (link)


As soon as I saw this picture I just pictured them all attempting to run before falling flat on their faces. It was a funny mental image.

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[info]adri278
2008-07-11 04:27 pm UTC (link)
Does seem like a good way to sprain an ankle or two.

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[info]lumaria
2008-07-11 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Steve Carell wins. The rest, meh.

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[info]suckswhen
2008-07-11 05:43 pm UTC (link)
yeah, after i read that, i thought to myself, "steve carrell, what a gentleman."

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[info]celtic_thistle
2008-07-11 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Holy shit @ Matthew McCoungaugueahay's family.

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[info]boogabooga_xx
2008-07-11 04:19 pm UTC (link)
I think you missed a guaguaguge in there.

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[info]1314
2008-07-11 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Dustinnn. Steeeeeeeve.
and a surprising lols at John Mayer. NEVER STOP, YOU.

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[info]historics
2008-07-11 03:59 pm UTC (link)
lol hoffman

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