ohnotheydidnt: Brigitte Nielsen wasting her time

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ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-07-09 21:15:00

Brigitte Nielsen wasting her time

Foofy Foofy's true love, Brigitte Nielsen, is getting a full body makeover on German TV. Viewers watched as Gitte got fat wet vacced from her thighs, her eyes botoxed and silicone drained from her chichis. In the next few episodes, Gitte will also get new teeth, a facelift, an eyelift, more botox and a titty lift.
44-year-old Gitte hopes that when it's all sucked and lifted she will be able to pose for Playboy again. She said, "I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again."
Why do whores always say they want to look 30 again. She's never going to look 30 again. After she gets sucked and injected, she's going to look like a 60-year-old plastic muppet. Not even one of those soft muppets, but a plastic muppet! That shit is never cute!
And Gitte needs to stop putting her business all over reality TV. What's next? Getting her pussy tightened live on The View?

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	hussel 2008-07-10 04:27 am UTC (link)
	isn't it amazing how her "romance" with Flav basically like reinvented vh1 and created a whole new genre/plane of tv and brought New York into our life (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	pink_rendezvous 2008-07-10 04:29 am UTC (link)
	she is the one who planted the ~seed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sleeplessincam 2008-07-10 04:27 am UTC (link)
	She is wearing a thong. :( (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lessthanhilary 2008-07-10 05:13 am UTC (link)
	no that's hot why the frown? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	seriousbizniss 2008-07-10 04:28 am UTC (link)
	i share a name with this cunt.. my life is so depressing. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	pink_rendezvous 2008-07-10 04:29 am UTC (link)
	that sounds very ohh-la-la if its the first name bb. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	ohyesdaddy 2008-07-10 04:28 am UTC (link)
	She needs to be shipped to a deserted island. Only if she can find her way back to civilization using only her basic animal instincts to sniff out a camera crew will I ever pay attention to anything she does again. (Reply to this)

	pink_rendezvous 2008-07-10 04:28 am UTC (link)
	its for foofy-foofy. (Reply to this)

	munchkin1616 2008-07-10 04:28 am UTC (link)
	I wonder if she's clean and whether she got any counseling before all of these procedures... though I'm fairly certain at least one of those is a resounding "no." (Reply to this)

	superhetoric 2008-07-10 04:29 am UTC (link)
	she's only 44? holy fuck. i thought she was in her late 50s at least. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	view_from_here 2008-07-10 04:43 am UTC (link)
	yeah my mom look way better than that and she's 50. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	applejane 2008-07-10 04:29 am UTC (link)
	She's only 44???? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	goshdarnheck 2008-07-10 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Same thing I said. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	digitaldamsel 2008-07-10 04:29 am UTC (link)
	i just wanna see the before after other then that i couldn't give a rats behind (Reply to this)

	bangbangusuck 2008-07-10 04:29 am UTC (link)
	OMG THIS IS MUH GIRL. True fact: I was actually named after her... ...yeah, that's actually kinda bad haha (Reply to this)

	simplychristina 2008-07-10 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Ew. And as I was scrolling down, before I got to the body, I thought it was Vanessa Redgrave (who is over 70). (Reply to this)

	jeisenne 2008-07-10 04:30 am UTC (link)
	She's only 44? DAMN (Reply to this) (Thread)

	allierexic 2008-07-10 11:28 am UTC (link)
	the joys of being an alcoholic. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	numb_crystal 2008-07-10 04:30 am UTC (link)
	wow she looks like shit for her age. (Reply to this)

	veritaserum 2008-07-10 04:30 am UTC (link)
	whoa whoa WHOA she's only 44?? D: (Reply to this) (Thread)

	helloq 2008-07-10 05:33 am UTC (link)
	lol m-o (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ktguen 2008-07-10 04:31 am UTC (link)
	ewwwwwwwwww (Reply to this)

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	jazznights 2008-07-10 04:31 am UTC (link)
	I really really wish I could take my eyes out and wash them. (Reply to this)

	sonnete 2008-07-10 04:32 am UTC (link)
	EGADS WOMAN. (Reply to this)

	the_dah 2008-07-10 04:32 am UTC (link)
	she's 4 years older than my mother and looks older than my 62 year old grandmother, jesus fucking christ Edited at 2008-07-10 04:32 am UTC (Reply to this)

	bellebass 2008-07-10 04:32 am UTC (link)
	she's only 44? (Reply to this)

	i_flushed_nemo 2008-07-10 04:33 am UTC (link)
	It's about fucking time 'cause she looked pretty fucking nasty in her bikinis when she was on TV with Flav. (Reply to this)

	shatisarockgod 2008-07-10 04:33 am UTC (link)
	She's only 44? I thought she was at least in her 50s... (Reply to this)

	jasonbeast 2008-07-10 04:34 am UTC (link)
	That's only two years older than me? ... I think I'm aging well. (Reply to this)

	ilikeandrewbird 2008-07-10 04:36 am UTC (link)
	her face is so leathery (Reply to this)

	jennypage 2008-07-10 04:37 am UTC (link)
	I'm curious to see how this is going to turn out. She's 6 years younger than my momma and looks far worse. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	broken_teacups 2008-07-10 04:43 am UTC (link)
	iawtc my mom is 56 and her face is 1000x smoother than this lady. she must have smoked 10 packs a day and never have used face lotion to look like that (Reply to this) (Parent)