thishollywood ([info]thishollywood) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-07-04 03:11:00
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Ashlee Simpson desperate to shed off pregnancy weight


Ashlee Simpson doesn’t find her burgeoning baby bump quite as adorable as the rest of us do. The songstress has reportedly referred to herself as “Spongebob Squarepants” since becoming pregnant with her first child with hubby Pete Wentz; now the twenty-three year old mother-to-be is working out six days a week with Hollywood trainer Mike Alexander.

Mike, who previously trained Ash’s big sis Jess, is helping the “Little Miss Obsessive” star keep her weight gain in check with a light exercise regimen involving Pilates and a stationary bike.

Ashlee has gained twenty pounds since the start of her pregnancy.

She’s still clinging to the hope that she can limit her total weight gain to no more than thirty to thirty-five pounds,” a friend tells Star.

At least one person is loving Ashlee’s new curves-husband Pete couldn’t be happier with his wife’s figure:

“Pete constantly reassures her that she looks fabulous. He especially loves her growing bust.”

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[info]reverb
2008-07-04 07:32 am UTC (link)
...she's still pregnant. she can't wait until she pops the kid out?

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[info]charamelle
2008-07-04 10:18 am UTC (link)
*sigh*

It's rather pathetic. Nobody is asking her to put on the weight and let go, but they're is a way to control yourself during such time: eat nutritiously, so you won't get cravings that would make you want stuff your face.

Wasn't she last snapped leaving a pizza place?

yum. Greasy tomatoes on cardboard with cheese. Perfect for a growing fetus.

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[info]troooooooooooy
2008-07-04 07:33 am UTC (link)
OMG shut the hale up.
You can hire this guy after your pregnancy.

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[info]equestrienneash
2008-07-04 07:33 am UTC (link)
referred to herself as “Spongebob Squarepants

Bitch wtf, you're ROUND for Christ's sake. Roley Poley Oley would be more appropriate if you really MUST go there.

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[info]xxwoofykinsxx
2008-07-04 07:47 am UTC (link)
i lol'd. her body is usually in spongebob squarepants territory when she's *not* pregnant actually. girl has none of this: )(

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(no subject) - [info]citadelmelody, 2008-07-04 07:52 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]heythatsmybike
2008-07-04 07:34 am UTC (link)
i think she's going to be an awful parent.

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[info]cpc_795
2008-07-04 08:16 am UTC (link)
IA. if she can't even be "curvy" while being PREGNANT, what kind of terrible complexes will she give this kid?

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(no subject) - [info]j_k_m, 2008-07-04 03:50 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]somechickxoxo
2008-07-04 07:34 am UTC (link)
"He especially loves her growing bust.”
I don't know why but that made me laugh! hah

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[info]pink_rendezvous
2008-07-04 08:37 am UTC (link)
same. its the way it was worded.

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[info]rissaroo
2008-07-04 07:34 am UTC (link)
lol at that picture. so ugly.

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[info]rlmoonyk
2008-07-04 07:35 am UTC (link)
I'm sitting here at 3 in the morning listening to Pieces of Me
I secretly love this song sfm

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[info]alittledream
2008-07-04 07:37 am UTC (link)
Uhhh... You're preg. You can lose the baby weight AFTER you give birth!

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[info]excusmybeauty
2008-07-04 07:42 am UTC (link)
She'll lose most of that breastfeeding alone...however that is unlikely to happen as I'm thinking she will probably be a very hands-off kind of mother.

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[info]sparkfactory
2008-07-04 07:37 am UTC (link)
that poor kid is going to have the worst parents ever.

also LOLOLOL @ the idea that pete wentz is attracted to boobs. riiiiiiiight.

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[info]guiltysweater
2008-07-04 07:38 am UTC (link)
does the hollywood baby boom make anyone else think of the opening scene of Idiocracy?

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[info]iluvdykes
2008-07-04 07:40 am UTC (link)

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[info]ieatpianos
2008-07-04 07:39 am UTC (link)
“Pete constantly reassures her that she looks fabulous."

gay.

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[info]excusmybeauty
2008-07-04 07:40 am UTC (link)
Oh no twenty pounds!! Can you get lipo when you're pregnant? She's such a fat ass she needs it immediately.

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[info]sharks_teeth
2008-07-04 07:41 am UTC (link)
Star totally has this article saved as a template and they just drop in the name of whoever is currently knocked up.

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[info]scorpiondream
2008-07-04 09:01 am UTC (link)
ikr? It's ridiculous

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(no subject) - [info]rydee, 2008-07-04 08:20 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]inno_sin_ce
2008-07-04 07:42 am UTC (link)
lol how do you associate Spongebob Squarepants with being pregnant? I mean, I guess since he can expand with water. Except she's expanding with a fetus. I def. don't see any square-shaped mothers-to-be, sry.

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[info]g5fan
2008-07-04 02:30 pm UTC (link)
Minnie Driver is kinda square.

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[info]excusmybeauty
2008-07-04 07:43 am UTC (link)
Haha i love how this bitch is falling apart. Her hair...her fat ass. i can't wait to hear what she bitches about next.

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[info]aacatdog
2008-07-04 07:46 am UTC (link)
STFU

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[info]bluesunsets
2008-07-04 07:47 am UTC (link)
He especially loves her growing bust.
no shit.

you're pregnant. this is your chance to eat all the shit you want, gain weight and not be called fat.

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[info]___heyvanity
2008-07-04 07:51 am UTC (link)
I'm rather sick of hearing how people's significant others love their growing pregnant boobs. Duh, most men love boobs. Clearly, it's natural for them to like it when their partner's grow.

Doesn't she still have a long way to go? Hire some personal trainer.

All I know is that when I get pregnant, I'm actually going to work my ass off to not gain over 30 pounds, because I know I will never be able to lose it.

Edited at 2008-07-04 07:52 am UTC

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[info]shotie
2008-07-04 08:22 am UTC (link)
Again...I am incredibly tiny, and my doctor constantly nagged me about how I needed to be gaining more weight, and how 33lbs was not enough for a healthy baby.

My son was over 8lbs. She still says I didn't gain enough. I think if you try to get away with only gaining 30lbs, you'll probably have your doctor all up on your ass about needing more weight.

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[info]artstaroheight
2008-07-04 07:51 am UTC (link)
He especially loves her growing bust.

Sure he does.

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[info]killsweetwater
2008-07-04 07:56 am UTC (link)
lol yeah, my first thought was "Pete Wentz? Yeah right..."

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[info]clevermoniker
2008-07-04 07:57 am UTC (link)
Sigh, a lot of the weight that women gain during pregnancy is lean tissue--the placenta, the amniotic sac, the uterus gets scary muscular, boobs embiggening in size for breastfeeding, and duh the fetus. Gaining weight in pregnancy is not bad, and it's not all fat.

Besides, when you're pregnant the health of the baby is more important than the size of your waistline. I hate when the gossip mags do celeb before and after weight comparisons, and the before is a picture of when they were pregnant.

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[info]gefingerpoken
2008-07-04 08:04 am UTC (link)
iawtc

After I had a baby, the amount of excess weight left on me was less than 30 pounds more than my pre-pregnancy weight.

So, yeah, a lot of it goes when the kid's born.

But, some girls just don't realize that.

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[info]2bitterswt4u
2008-07-04 08:01 am UTC (link)
*facepalm*

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[info]gefingerpoken
2008-07-04 08:02 am UTC (link)
The girl who got her face changed is insecure enough about her appearance to work out obsessively, despite being pregnant?

THE HELL, YOU SAY!

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[info]jadziadrgnrdr
2008-07-04 01:06 pm UTC (link)
I barked unexpectedly at this.

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[info]my_drama_only
2008-07-04 08:12 am UTC (link)
10 bucks says she's going to dress her kid up all "punk".

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[info]morbidferris
2008-07-04 02:56 pm UTC (link)
Well, Hot Topic does make baby clothes... ::snickers::

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[info]dumpweeds
2008-07-04 08:14 am UTC (link)


srsly.

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[info]autoplastic
2008-07-04 12:23 pm UTC (link)
who are they?
where is that from?
why did he gave up on life in that gif?

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(no subject) - [info]brazenambition, 2008-07-04 01:49 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]simplychristina
2008-07-04 08:15 am UTC (link)
They say this about every pregnant celebrity.

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