notorious but nice. ([info]ms_firecrotch) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-07-04 00:21:00
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michael lohan confirms that he's selling his paternity results


In the "would you do this?" category, Michael Lohan has announced to the paparazzi that the results of his paternity test will go up for sale. $10k if the test is negative and Ashley is not his daughter, $20k if the test is positive.

Michael will, with the positive results, sell the rights to photos of that first meeting with Ashley.



Way to exploit another potential daughter!

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[info]inasense0
2008-07-04 04:35 am UTC (link)
OH GOOD

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[info]hussel
2008-07-04 04:35 am UTC (link)
what is this, maury?

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[info]skirtin_a_smile
2008-07-04 04:41 am UTC (link)
I wonder if he'll do a dance if he finds out he's not the father.

dance maury

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[info]zyzzybalubah
2008-07-04 04:36 am UTC (link)
I'm sure Jesus told him to do it.

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[info]rjaydjay
2008-07-04 04:36 am UTC (link)
I hate this man. Lindsay stay far away from him

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[info]lalameanslove
2008-07-04 04:38 am UTC (link)
ia

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(no subject) - [info]mr_jellyneck, 2008-07-04 04:44 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]hardcoresince3, 2008-07-04 04:50 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]ant_flow, 2008-07-04 06:06 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]rjaydjay, 2008-07-04 07:13 am UTC (Expand)

[info]iminfullblo0m
2008-07-04 04:36 am UTC (link)
lol oh jeebus

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[info]micr0inequities
2008-07-04 04:36 am UTC (link)
d bag.

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[info]watermeloncholy
2008-07-04 04:36 am UTC (link)
...

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[info]honeypants
2008-07-04 04:37 am UTC (link)
I'm suprised a stud like this doesn't have more bastard children.

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[info]humanimals
2008-07-04 04:40 am UTC (link)

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(no subject) - [info]cut_piece, 2008-07-04 05:34 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]equestrienneash, 2008-07-04 07:31 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]mel_in_tights, 2008-07-04 04:40 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]itsmileycyrus, 2008-07-04 04:40 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]mr_jellyneck, 2008-07-04 04:43 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]dennisaurus, 2008-07-04 04:44 am UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]ant_flow, 2008-07-04 06:07 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]xeroxicide__, 2008-07-04 04:52 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]baglady25
2008-07-04 04:37 am UTC (link)
What a skeeze.

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[info]promisemewings
2008-07-04 04:37 am UTC (link)
What an asshole.

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[info]gaze
2008-07-04 04:37 am UTC (link)
ahh when i feel like my family is bad i just think of the lohans

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[info]scorpiondream
2008-07-04 05:47 am UTC (link)
IKR? The Lohans and the Simpsons (not the cartoon, the chicks with the creepy papa) always make me feel better about my family.

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[info]veggiesub_86
2008-07-04 04:37 am UTC (link)
DOUCHE

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[info]lalameanslove
2008-07-04 04:37 am UTC (link)
Pathetic.

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[info]croutonochrist
2008-07-04 04:38 am UTC (link)
What a slimey motherfucker.

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[info]ellaxxamorr12
2008-07-04 04:38 am UTC (link)
What the fuck? I hope this is a fake story.

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[info]serey05
2008-07-04 04:51 am UTC (link)
nope. there are even pictures of this girl already :(

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[info]lalalilo
2008-07-04 04:38 am UTC (link)
lol omg

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[info]mel_in_tights
2008-07-04 04:41 am UTC (link)
I'm not going to lie your icon made me smirk.

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(no subject) - [info]rjaydjay, 2008-07-04 04:52 am UTC (Expand)

[info]dennisaurus
2008-07-04 04:38 am UTC (link)
well i guess he needs some way to afford more mesh shirts

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[info]honeypants
2008-07-04 04:40 am UTC (link)
they ain't cheap, gurl

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(no subject) - [info]dennisaurus, 2008-07-04 04:43 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]simplychristina
2008-07-04 04:39 am UTC (link)
What happened to being all nice and "finding God" and all that bs? lol What a jerk.

That girl's mom does seem to be exploiting her too, but honestly, it's probably better if Michael Lohan ISN'T her father.

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[info]briellevonbraun
2008-07-04 04:40 am UTC (link)
anything for some attention. he's such a pathetic waste

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[info]room_8
2008-07-04 04:40 am UTC (link)
ew

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[info]caramelmouse
2008-07-04 04:40 am UTC (link)
Jesus, with a dad like Michael and a mother like Dina - I'm surprised Linsday hasn't had more trips to rehab.

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[info]numbedtoe
2008-07-04 05:32 am UTC (link)
no shit. lol

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[info]gaspworthy
2008-07-04 04:40 am UTC (link)
So I guess she knows her asking price now when she becomes a high class escort.

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[info]carnivore
2008-07-04 04:47 am UTC (link)
way to give her the benefit of the doubt by assuming she'll be high class

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(no subject) - [info]gaspworthy, 2008-07-04 05:15 am UTC (Expand)

[info]fairyonacid
2008-07-04 04:40 am UTC (link)
Fucking psycho.

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[info]getmeacampari
2008-07-04 04:40 am UTC (link)
Classy.

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[info]fitfortheunfit
2008-07-04 04:41 am UTC (link)
he will do anything in his power to stay in the spotlight, won't he?

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