star_trak ([info]star_trak) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-07-04 02:47:00
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Jessica Simpson practices for aunthood


After having lunch with best pal Ken Paves and a few other friends, Jessica Simpson left a Santa Monica restaurant with one of her pal’s baby boys in her arms.

The blonde pop tart seemed to love playing the role of caretaker as she held him close and talked and smiled for him as they made their way to her awaiting car.

Looks like Jessica is practicing for being an aunt in the near future, or, who knows, maybe a mother herself!!










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[info]croutonochrist
2008-07-04 01:37 am UTC (link)
She is holding that kid all fucked up.

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[info]feverously
2008-07-04 01:38 am UTC (link)
the kid is just thinking: BITCH.... PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN! I WANT MY MOMMA!

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[info]empire_is_on
2008-07-04 02:06 am UTC (link)
i know hahaha

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[info]_brina
2008-07-04 01:38 am UTC (link)
Put the child down, please.

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[info]partycrash
2008-07-04 01:38 am UTC (link)
I wonder when she'll start poking holes in the condoms.

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[info]croutonochrist
2008-07-04 01:39 am UTC (link)
She's probably been doing it since she was with Nick.

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(no subject) - [info]lovemusicbaby, 2008-07-04 08:58 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]und3rmythumb
2008-07-04 01:38 am UTC (link)
Oh, Jessica. I hope you never become a parent.

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[info]partycrash
2008-07-04 01:39 am UTC (link)
P.S. lol at how that woman is trying to get the kid out of the pap's camera, while Jess stands there with it on display and with its hand waving.

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[info]sharks_teeth
2008-07-04 01:50 am UTC (link)
lol iawtc

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[info]eyes_thatlie
2008-07-04 01:40 am UTC (link)
so is that hairdresser on call 24 hours a day or something?

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[info]croutonochrist
2008-07-04 01:42 am UTC (link)
I believe he is actually. He's part of her ~entourage~. I'm surprised he doesn't live with her.

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(no subject) - [info]strangersnight, 2008-07-04 02:34 am UTC (Expand)

[info]wahootrollop
2008-07-04 01:40 am UTC (link)
she's holding that kid weird.

time to go work the 11-7. blah.

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[info]lepoetictragedy
2008-07-04 01:41 am UTC (link)
That poor kid. She looks like she's gonna drop him!

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[info]bajingo
2008-07-04 01:41 am UTC (link)
I love how that brunette girl thinks her trying to look tough with her and all up in the camera makes a fucking difference.

Also her shoes are ugly.

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[info]varookamcsalt
2008-07-04 01:44 am UTC (link)
awe what a cute baby.

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[info]one_fierce_bish
2008-07-04 01:44 am UTC (link)
She's so pathetic...hold the kid like that so the papz can get a good pic..uhg

I wouldn't be surprised if she magically became knocked up by the end of the year

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[info]gaspworthy
2008-07-04 01:44 am UTC (link)
Her dress is pretty.

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[info]violet311
2008-07-04 01:44 am UTC (link)
That dress is WAY too long... If that were Brit or Christina everyone would be like "ZoMG she is a terrible mother holding her kid while wearing hazardous clothing!"

P.S. I hope she never spawns...

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[info]shanny_w
2008-07-04 01:48 am UTC (link)
lolll long skirt trend. bringing me back to the 90's~

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[info]amelia_heinle
2008-07-04 01:48 am UTC (link)
i want the maxi dress to die

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[info]noplanesgo
2008-07-04 01:49 am UTC (link)
the name is awkward

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[info]noplanesgo
2008-07-04 01:48 am UTC (link)
her and ken are going to do a clay aiken and have a child

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[info]crash31
2008-07-04 01:50 am UTC (link)
she'll be the Hollywood mom that carries the baby when the papparzzi is around, but we all know the nanny is taking care of it as soon as no one is looking lmao

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[info]sek23
2008-07-04 01:52 am UTC (link)
ugh...fucking attention whore

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[info]memessy
2008-07-04 01:52 am UTC (link)
Get yer hurr did. I know you have the money.

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[info]the_violet_star
2008-07-04 01:53 am UTC (link)
Wow, that is one pissed-off looking kid. He looks so uncomfortable.

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[info]fingerstofists
2008-07-04 01:55 am UTC (link)
Why the hell are her roots so horrible if her hairdresser is with her every waking second?

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[info]up_and_away1252
2008-07-04 01:58 am UTC (link)
lol these pics remind me of:

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[info]kelley_g
2008-07-04 02:02 am UTC (link)
I love how that chick is like "NO PICTURES" and Jess is all smiles like "No, I need good publicity!!!!"

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[info]dorkster_mandy
2008-07-04 02:04 am UTC (link)
PLEASE DON'T HAVE BABIES JESSICA & PLEASE LEARN HOW TO HOLD A BABY!

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