ohnotheydidnt: Miley Cyrus & her peen.

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ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-06-30 16:24:00

Miley Cyrus & her peen.

Chewy: Hannah Montana candy snapped at the supermarket. Pic via Dlisted.com

Wonder if Miley Cyrus fans shared a few dirty jokes in the playground after snapping up some of this Hannah Montana candy?

The "Guitar" and "Microphone"-shaped lollies are part of the merchandise empire surrounding Miley's successful TV show, and we're not trying to make any wrong Miley jokes now - but come on, some of you out there are immature enough to draw the same parallels we are!

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rofl, did they have to package it upside down? o yeah and first post!

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	mellieebelliee 2008-06-30 06:36 am UTC (link)
	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. At first I was confused as to what it was even SUPPOSED to be! (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	up_and_away1252 2008-06-30 06:38 am UTC (link)
	lol ia (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	heythatsmybike 2008-06-30 06:37 am UTC (link)
	LOL (Reply to this)

	i_got_servedyo 2008-06-30 06:37 am UTC (link)
	where can i find these? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	nurseamanda 2008-06-30 07:34 am UTC (link)
	wal mart (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bellipotens 2008-06-30 06:37 am UTC (link)
	LMAO (Reply to this)

	love_dior22 2008-06-30 06:37 am UTC (link)
	LOL she can't catch a break, can she? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	groovylilkitten 2008-06-30 11:26 am UTC (link)
	Well, at least this is something beyond her control, since I doubt she designed it herself. Kind of like the penis on the castle on the original Little Mermaid cover :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	xjermajestyx 2008-06-30 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Hmm oblong shaped with 2 side pieces, complete with her mouth wide open on the packaging? Just reminds me of pickles... what are you guys thinking of? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	iamheartspants 2008-06-30 06:55 am UTC (link)
	dick. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	phonebill 2008-06-30 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Haha, I wish Myspace was endorsed in this somehow. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shanny_w 2008-06-30 09:25 am UTC (link)
	rofl so it could be even more the anti christ for our youth than it already is ^_____^ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	florecita86 2008-06-30 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Haha,Portion Control! The things they do to make shit loads of money off little kids parents. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mellieebelliee 2008-06-30 06:42 am UTC (link)
	You never want too much dick! ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	bloody_pickle 2008-06-30 06:39 am UTC (link)
	You should always check to see if your product can be mistaken for a penis. Always (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	kooku4u 2008-06-30 06:38 am UTC (link)
	LMAO reminds me of those "lighthouse" gummies (Reply to this)

	velvetunicorn 2008-06-30 06:38 am UTC (link)
	oh. no. (Reply to this)

	notlistening_xx 2008-06-30 06:38 am UTC (link)
	i am SO buying these. (Reply to this)

	taylie 2008-06-30 06:38 am UTC (link)
	i just wish she would go away. wasn't she close to quitting after the vf photo shoot shit? i wish she would have (Reply to this) (Thread)

	noircat2345 2008-06-30 08:58 am UTC (link)
	mte. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	oh_sophie 2008-06-30 06:38 am UTC (link)
	No wonder her name comes from Smiley... (Reply to this)

	up_and_away1252 2008-06-30 06:38 am UTC (link)
	LOLLLLLLLLLLL Miley, you so funny. (Reply to this)

	drained 2008-06-30 06:38 am UTC (link)
	LOL (Reply to this)

	potatoboat 2008-06-30 06:38 am UTC (link)
	i'm horny now (Reply to this)

	cattereia 2008-06-30 06:46 am UTC (link)
	Maybe she already checked it, but didn't know what one looked like. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	enemaofstate 2008-06-30 06:39 am UTC (link)
	NOW THAT'S MY KIND OF CANDY lol jk jk (Reply to this)

	superhyphy 2008-06-30 06:39 am UTC (link)
	i think the companies or something, are wasting their time making hannah montana capri jeans, yo-yos, water bottles, trash bags, shoe laces, thumbtacks. phallic gummies. a lot of that shit is just ending up on clearance shelves; i mean, not all kids are suckers (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	childish 2008-06-30 07:30 am UTC (link)
	http://www.brandweek.com/bw/content_display/news-and-features/licensing/e3i4fac3531390a953c3b16bee60faa18c4 Between Hannah Montanna and HSM, Disney is making $2.7billion in profit on licensed merchandise ie the stuff above - alone. $30 billion in general Disney licensing. So apparently, most kids are in fact suckers. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	sleepofplagues 2008-06-30 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Okay the dumbest thing the marketing team did was choose a pink/flesh-like color. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	iminfullblo0m 2008-06-30 06:41 am UTC (link)
	ikr?! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	oh_sophie 2008-06-30 06:40 am UTC (link)
	also, ALL companies need to higher a teenage boy before they put out ANY product, so he can make sure it does not remind their "demographic" of anything phallic. (Reply to this)

	lazyoceans 2008-06-30 06:40 am UTC (link)
	Shaped like Billy Ray, tastes like Hannah Montana. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	prettyfoot 2008-06-30 07:01 am UTC (link)
	LMAO! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	luxis_lil 2008-06-30 06:40 am UTC (link)
	WTF?! @ "Portion Control" (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	schmiss 2008-06-30 07:07 am UTC (link)
	ikr God forbid you eat too many gummi penises in one sitting. (Reply to this) (Parent)