R ([info]toomanysides) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-06-24 23:06:00
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Break up, Ben and Jen? Say it isn't so!
A horrible man has dared to utter the possibility of a Bennifer Part II... break up!

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Sorry wrong one... this one was accompanied by glorious celebration.

Bennifer Part II
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This one not so much, :(

Terribly unfortunate scuttlebutt has come my way. Sources insist to me that Jennifer Garner is considering splitting up from her hubby, Ben Affleck. Say it ain't so, baby-cakes! Nevertheless, waiting on comment now from both parties. Could this be the reason Jen and Ben are always seen cooing over adorable daughter Violet separately, rarely as one happy family unit? Perhaps. And certainly, those who know the former Alias star well insist Ben's mama has never particularly cared for the gal who broke Michael Vartan's heart to hook up with Benny-Boy in the first place. Waiting on official PR responses to that little familial naughty nugget as, well, for what it's worth. Much has to be divided, I'm told...planes, property. Wonder—if above baddie biz is true—if Benny-boy will be the gentleman Vartan was when he was cast aside? Let's hope. I mean, don't leave Vi-hon with the sitters too long if ya decide to hit the card tables, Mr. A!

However, according to Mr. Affleck's representatives, that gambling escape won't be necessary: "We usually don't comment on stuff like this," shot Camp Affleck. "But you should know sources are liars. If you guys want to do the right thing, you won't post that item. It's all BS." Really? Interesting, as it's from the same bull-pooping peeps who originally told me Ms. G was moving from Vartan to Affleck, the fickle little femme.

I say he should be burned at the stake for these lies, so much hating on BenGar, sexism and sucking at writing and life.

Source: The evil evil man's column
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[info]witwicky
2008-06-25 03:40 am UTC (link)
what but i like this bennifer :(

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[info]ateliergal
2008-06-25 03:46 am UTC (link)
me too

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(no subject) - [info]till__dawn, 2008-06-25 03:48 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]cecilia_weasley, 2008-06-25 03:50 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sweet_tiff4prez, 2008-06-25 03:53 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]fukd_by_sugar, 2008-06-25 04:43 am UTC (Expand)

[info]gut_me_out
2008-06-25 03:40 am UTC (link)
aw

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[info]gramercyy
2008-06-25 03:40 am UTC (link)


we all knew it would happen anyway

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[info]phreakelove
2008-06-25 03:59 am UTC (link)
yeah

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[info]toomuchbling
2008-06-25 03:40 am UTC (link)
aw i really hope this isn't true :(
i feel like ben won't be able to find another girl lol

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[info]noircat2345
2008-06-25 04:55 am UTC (link)
LOL.

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[info]whoffleck
2008-06-25 03:40 am UTC (link)
D:

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[info]carmabelle
2008-06-25 03:41 am UTC (link)
OMG NOOOOO I actually LIKE Ben Affleck when he's with THIS Jen!!

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[info]fogandpearls
2008-06-25 03:41 am UTC (link)
just because you are alone and miserable and speak in a language that no one can learn doesn't mean you have to spread lies, ted casablanca!

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[info]florecita86
2008-06-25 03:41 am UTC (link)
well,that is pretty sad :-(

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BEN BUTT SLAP
[info]gaspworthy
2008-06-25 03:41 am UTC (link)

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Re: BEN BUTT SLAP
[info]clareandromeda
2008-06-25 03:49 am UTC (link)
i was just thinking the other day how shitty itll be for Violet to see her father smack someone besides her mothers ass on film.

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Re: BEN BUTT SLAP - [info]romancenoir, 2008-06-25 03:55 am UTC (Expand)
Re: BEN BUTT SLAP - [info]clareandromeda, 2008-06-25 03:56 am UTC (Expand)
Re: BEN BUTT SLAP - [info]romancenoir, 2008-06-25 04:35 am UTC (Expand)
Re: BEN BUTT SLAP - [info]clareandromeda, 2008-06-25 04:39 am UTC (Expand)

[info]garconetfille
2008-06-25 03:41 am UTC (link)
it's okay, then i can marry ben lol

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[info]_xxtom
2008-06-25 03:42 am UTC (link)
LOL Ben Affleck is probably a douche.

JLO was too good for his no talent ass anyways.
Run J. Garner.
RUNNNNNNN

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[info]jackson
2008-06-25 04:12 am UTC (link)
Are you implying that JLo has talent?

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(no subject) - [info]inizi_dolci, 2008-06-25 04:41 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]omfgkthxpie, 2008-06-25 09:10 am UTC (Expand)

[info]noreallywtf
2008-06-25 03:42 am UTC (link)
i remember watching the 20/20 ben/jlo special with my mom.

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[info]inizi_dolci
2008-06-25 04:41 am UTC (link)
i did too...and i shook with anger

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(no subject) - [info]sarahbethlr, 2008-06-25 05:45 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]tuluum, 2008-06-25 08:55 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]porcelainlies
2008-06-25 03:42 am UTC (link)
Good. That bitch has always annoyed the fuck out of me.

Although I do like her more than Jennifer Lopez.

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[info]mr_jellyneck
2008-06-25 07:35 am UTC (link)
That's like saying you like brunch more than stepping in dog shit.

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[info]phnix_daft_mode
2008-06-25 03:42 am UTC (link)
Awww, this post makes me miss the original Bennifer. Even though I don't care for either Ben Affleck or Jennifer Lopez.

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I've been waiting for this announcement
[info]the_pinkdress
2008-06-25 03:43 am UTC (link)
They're never photographed together, it's always just Jen out with Violet and Ben nowhere to be seen.

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Re: I've been waiting for this announcement
[info]riffrandell
2008-06-25 03:54 am UTC (link)
Pierre Trudeau?

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Re: I've been waiting for this announcement - [info]___heyvanity, 2008-06-25 04:22 am UTC (Expand)
Re: I've been waiting for this announcement - [info]whirlofagirl, 2008-06-25 03:09 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: I've been waiting for this announcement - [info]macarenna, 2008-06-25 03:35 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]shangri__la
2008-06-25 03:43 am UTC (link)
I hate this man and his column. Anyone care to be a kind soul and summarize that for me?

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[info]rubykatewriting
2008-06-25 04:12 pm UTC (link)
Basically the same "sources" who informed Ted McDouchealot when Jen Garner was moving on from Vartan to Affleck three+ years ago are saying that JGarner is now splitting up with Affleck.

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(no subject) - [info]shangri__la, 2008-06-25 10:13 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]lingail140
2008-06-25 03:43 am UTC (link)
well, Ben actually WAS semi-attractive when she married him and had still had a bit of a career. look what's happened to him!

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[info]gobbledoo
2008-06-25 05:54 am UTC (link)
yeah, now he's reduced to writing/directing oscar-nominated movies. what a loser.

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[info]noreallywtf
2008-06-25 03:43 am UTC (link)
o and THATS WHAT U GET FOR SPLITTING W/ MICHAEL VARTAN FOR THIS DOUCHE

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[info]hiphopdiary
2008-06-25 03:57 am UTC (link)
didn't she split with her husband, scott foley, for vartan?

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(no subject) - [info]noreallywtf, 2008-06-25 03:59 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]macarenna, 2008-06-25 03:50 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]lothlorienbow, 2008-06-25 04:12 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]hiphopdiary, 2008-06-25 04:15 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]angelofmusic76, 2008-06-25 04:52 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]frenchverbs, 2008-06-25 04:26 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]mari_lyn00, 2008-06-25 08:19 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sassyarwen, 2008-06-25 04:27 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]alchimie_amour, 2008-06-25 05:07 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]gryffinclaw, 2008-06-25 11:07 am UTC (Expand)

[info]sergeant_duckie
2008-06-25 03:43 am UTC (link)
JAMAIS!!

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[info]pleasdtomeetme
2008-06-25 03:43 am UTC (link)
Um, the writer is trying to paint Garner as some kind of whore.

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[info]toomanysides
2008-06-25 03:44 am UTC (link)
LIESSSS!!

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(no subject) - [info]pleasdtomeetme, 2008-06-25 03:46 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]cecilia_weasley, 2008-06-25 03:51 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]pleasdtomeetme, 2008-06-25 03:52 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]cecilia_weasley, 2008-06-25 04:09 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]pleasdtomeetme, 2008-06-25 04:46 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]romancenoir, 2008-06-25 03:57 am UTC (Expand)
How is it sexism - [info]zenezeenie, 2008-06-25 04:59 am UTC (Expand)
Re: How is it sexism - [info]jesusbitches, 2008-06-25 06:17 am UTC (Expand)
Re: How is it sexism - [info]exotikah, 2008-06-25 08:05 am UTC (Expand)
Re: How is it sexism - [info]gryffinclaw, 2008-06-25 11:10 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]mari_lyn00, 2008-06-25 08:18 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]pleasdtomeetme, 2008-06-25 08:29 am UTC (Expand)

[info]holymerde
2008-06-25 03:44 am UTC (link)
awwww she actually made Ben look less like a douche.

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[info]cherie_b
2008-06-25 06:49 am UTC (link)
Which is probably exactly what he and his PR team wanted.

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[info]artvandellay
2008-06-25 03:45 am UTC (link)
I was just thinking about them splitting up yesterday whilst in the shower. idk idk. But I must have a sixth sense.

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[info]greenbaglady
2008-06-25 04:05 am UTC (link)
lmao
in the shower lol
how totally random!
good call tho...i hope its not true :(

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(no subject) - [info]agloriousday, 2008-06-25 05:14 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]artvandellay, 2008-06-25 05:34 am UTC (Expand)

[info]lachica2000
2008-06-25 03:46 am UTC (link)
There were always more instances of each parent with the baby separately than all of them together.

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[info]strangefancy
2008-06-25 03:46 am UTC (link)
Wait, idgi. Is he saying that Affleck's Mama doesn't like Garner for breaking up with Vartan for Affleck?

Goddamn, Casablanca. This shit does not make your ass cool.

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[info]romancenoir
2008-06-25 03:56 am UTC (link)
I don't get what Ben's mom has to do with Michael Vartan...

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(no subject) - [info]baruchel, 2008-06-25 04:31 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]cherie_b, 2008-06-25 06:35 am UTC (Expand)

[info]very_vogue
2008-06-25 03:46 am UTC (link)
I hope not. :(

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