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EW Counts Down The New TV Classics: 100 - 76
EW, not content with the New Movie Classics (ty [info]futurism for all the posts) has decided that they need to let us know the New TV Classics as well.




100. SAVED BY THE BELL
100. SAVED BY THE BELL
NBC (1989-93) Who were those kids who laughed so hard at Screech for wearing jacked-up pants and talking in that dippy voice? Oh, right: They were you. Mock it all you want, but you're still talking about it — as evidenced by that Screech crack you made just yesterday.
99. THE BACHELOR
99. THE BACHELOR
ABC (2002-present) The pioneer of the let's-make-two-strangers-get-married reality shows has roots in classic courtship (nicely dressed man gives nicely dressed woman a rose!), but the fairy tale always morphs into a scary tale of cattiness, regret, and sad-sack desperation (''My eggs are rotting''). Yet for all of its shame-filled shenanigans, The Bachelor stands as the most, dare we say, romantic of the genre.
98. MACGYVER
98. MACGYVER
ABC (1985-92) Did you know that Richard Dean Anderson can make an awesome action-adventure drama out of a tight jam, a paper clip, a Swiss Army knife, and some duct tape? Yes, you did.
97. PARTY OF FIVE
97. PARTY OF FIVE
Fox (1994-2000) This anti-90210 teen drama about a family of orphaned teens classed up the genre with thoughtful coming-of-age storytelling that embraced issues like alcoholism, cancer, and teen pregnancy. PO5 easily could've been a downer, but the series radiated we're-all-in-this-together hope. The fetching cast (Matthew Fox, Scott Wolf, Neve Campbell, Jennifer Love Hewitt) didn't hurt, either.
96. THE ARSENIO HALL SHOW
96. THE ARSENIO HALL SHOW
Syndicated (1989-94) Though Arsenio may be remembered for his leaning-in, furrowed-brow sycophancy, this'll make you go hmmm: He gave the MTV generation a late-night destination of their own, and those barking dawgs drove the national conversation. Clinton's saxy appearance, Magic Johnson's frank discussion about AIDS...for a good while there, the flat-topped host was the center of the pop culture universe.
95. DESIGNING WOMEN
95. DESIGNING WOMEN
CBS (1986-93) With cracklingly saucy dialogue and winning chemistry, the Sugarbaker Design team were an empowering mix of modern Southern women (played by Dixie Carter, Annie Potts, Delta Burke, and Jean Smart), from a staunch feminist to a racist belle. Of course, its female-power vibe was slightly undermined when CBS edged out Burke for gaining weight, but still....
94. MARRIED...WITH CHILDREN
94. MARRIED...WITH CHILDREN
Fox (1987-97) How did Al and Peg Bundy launch the Fox network? By spitting in the eyes of the Huxtables, with griping-sniping spousal shtick. The family comedy hasn't been the same since.
93. QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY
93. QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY
Bravo (2003-07) By bringing five openly gay men into the homes of TV audiences, this groundbreaking reality series taught important lessons of tolerance, along with what pants you can wear with brown shoes.
92. THE BEN STILLER SHOW
92. THE BEN STILLER SHOW
Fox (1992-93) Ben Stiller. Andy Dick. Janeane Garofalo. Judd Apatow. Bob Odenkirk. David Cross. Superclever sketches and satire. Charles Manson as recurring character. Crappy ratings. Cancellation. Emmy.
91. MAD MEN
91. MAD MEN
AMC (2007-present) It is, in a word, meticulous. Every line, every look, every strip of fabric in Matthew Weiner's paean to the glory days of advertising is as sumptuous as it is particular. But the gloss doesn't hide the smoke stains, the hidden pregnancy...all the tawdriness 1950s America so keenly tried to cover up. Mad Men is at once high art, socio-historical exegesis, and one hell of a seedy soap.
90. DAWSON'S CREEK
90. DAWSON'S CREEK
The WB (1998-2003) Overflowing with earnestness, angst, and J.Crew separates, Creek reimagined the teen show as a place for serious introspection, vocabulary lessons, and pleasuring-yourself-to-Katie Couric references. And Creek also washed away the notion that kids who start out playing high schoolers can't graduate to much greater fame: Thanks, Michelle Williams and Mrs. Tom Cruise.
89. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
89. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Nickelodeon (1999-present) Kids and stoners unite to make this trippy cartoon about the underwater life of an irrepressibly upbeat fry-cook sponge a perennial ratings (and merchandising) powerhouse. Draw your own conclusions as to why rockers from Wilco and The Shins to Pantera and Motorhead have cameoed on the show and its soundtracks.
88. MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE
88. MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE
Fox (2000-06) In this tart take on The Wonder Years, a kid genius struggles to survive teendom, school, and his working-class clan — and remakes the family sitcom in the process. Every comedy that was described as ''charmingly quirky'' in the years after it premiered (not to mention the ones that shrunk from four cameras to one, and booted their studio audiences) probably owed some inspiration to Malcolm.
87. DEADWOOD
87. DEADWOOD
HBO (2004-06) It blew away traditional TV westerns' freshly-scrubbed vision of the frontier life to illustrate how the west was really won — via curse-happy whores, emotionally reticent lawmen, and a town full of backstabbers and rule breakers. Creator David Milch gave his colorful cast of characters (led by standout Emmy nominee Ian McShane as pimp daddy Al Swearengen) some of the most poetically foul language since Eminem — and now we'll never look at Rawhide the same again.
86. PRIME SUSPECT
86. PRIME SUSPECT
ITV (1991-2006) Drooling over British television often begins here, with Helen Mirren's stunning turn as brilliant-but-troubled cop Jane Tennison. In seven seasons of the limited-run series, Tennison battled the boys in the squad room and her demons at home, spiraling through alcoholism, promiscuity, and a slew of bad choices, while Mirren took other actresseses to school with her tour-de-force performances (nabbing six BAFTAs and six Emmy nods).
85. THE KIDS IN THE HALL
85. THE KIDS IN THE HALL
HBO (1988-94) Because it didn't rely on lame celebrity impressions. Because its recurring characters, no matter how absurd (the Chicken Lady, Buddy Cole, Kathie and Cathy), always seemed thought out beyond a catchphrase and a funny wig. And because it was uproarious. That's why the cool kids thought it kicked Saturday Night Live's ass.
84. NORTHERN EXPOSURE
84. NORTHERN EXPOSURE
CBS (1990-95) We were supposed to identify with Rob Morrow's fish-out-of-water New York doctor, a realist trapped in a town full of Alaskan loonies; instead, we found ourselves wishing our hometowns were just a little more like Cicely. John Corbett's eternally gorgeous Chris in the Morning didn't hurt.
83. ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS
83. ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS
Comedy Central (1994-2005) Navel gazing is so very...American. The English path to funny is through a blithering lack of self-awareness, a la Patsy (Joanna Lumley) and Edina (Jennifer Saunders), the boozing buddies of AbFab. Tart, tarty, and aging gracelessly, Pats and Eddy set the awkward mood for The Office's more subtlely painful Brit nitwits David Brent and Gareth.
82. THE HILLS
82. THE HILLS
MTV (2006-present) When is a reality show not reality? When it's MTV's spin-off of Laguna Beach, which created a new genre of television by mixing soap opera and documentary. The result is undeniably addictive without being remotely believable.
81. MURPHY BROWN
81. MURPHY BROWN
CBS (1988-98) The unflappable FYI host earned her spot in TV — and feminist — history when then-VP Dan Quayle called her out for having a kid without a husband. Emmys and Candice Bergen and just-plain-funniness aside, you can't ignore a sitcom that can make that high-ranking a politician look like a dope
80. KING OF THE HILL
80. KING OF THE HILL
Fox (1997-present) It's almost impossible to keep a satire from sneering, but KOTH manages to gently jab Hank Hill and his Arlen, Texas, neighbors, while grounding the animated series so firmly in reality, it might be the only 'toon that could work as a live-action sitcom.
79. THE COMEBACK
79. THE COMEBACK
HBO (2005) Lisa Kudrow's painfully pathetic rendering of a sitcom has-been's brush with a second chance felt like a brilliant preemptive strike to those snarks gleefully anticipating post-Friends failures. As the indefatigably deluded Valerie Cherish, Kudrow's brilliant combination of desperation and arrogance kept her from being a caricature.
78. I'LL FLY AWAY
78. I'LL FLY AWAY
NBC (1991-93) Critics still get gooey over this period piece set in the 1960s South that paired Sam Waterston as a morally righteous DA with Regina Taylor as a dignified pillar of womanhood — roles that were helpful, given that Waterston went on to play Law & Order's morally righteous DA, while Taylor serves as The Unit's dignified pillar of womanhood.
77. THE GOLDEN GIRLS
77. THE GOLDEN GIRLS
NBC (1985-92) If anyone out there can quantify the enduring appeal of little old ladies discussing their sex lives over cheesecake, congratulations! You're a genius equal to the creators of one of TV's most unexpected success stories.
76. IN LIVING COLOR
76. IN LIVING COLOR
Fox (1990-94) The provocative, outrageous sketch comedy series boasted a primarily African-American cast, which seems even more revolutionary in today's whitewashed TV landscape. And extra points for serving as the launching pad for such stars as Jim Carrey, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Lopez, and about 437 Wayans.



The Hills over Deadwood and Mad Men? Oh, EW, you so crazy.

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[info]annie_oakley
2008-06-24 02:21 pm UTC (link)
Aw, that picture is missing Dorothy, the very, very best Golden Girl.

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[info]craftybeaver
2008-06-24 02:27 pm UTC (link)
That was a promo pic for The Golden Palace (which Bea Arthur opted not to do).

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[info]futurism
2008-06-24 02:22 pm UTC (link)
Baby, I love you for this because as soon as I saw that shit on the EW.com website I was like "GOD DAMN IT HERE COMES MY OCD, GOTTA POST THIS LOAD OF BS AS WELL"

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[info]stepliana
2008-06-24 02:26 pm UTC (link)
I will relieve your OCD for this list, you can count on me!!

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[info]oji_akarui
2008-06-24 02:22 pm UTC (link)
The Hills? Queer Eye? Bitch, please. But IA with Golden Girls.

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ALSO
[info]futurism
2008-06-24 02:23 pm UTC (link)
what the fuck is up with the entire cast of The Hills? just looking into their vacant stares is enough to convince me that nothing resonates within their skulls except maybe an endless dial tone

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[info]merffin
2008-06-24 05:32 pm UTC (link)
lolololololololololololololol

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[info]smashpumpkins21
2008-06-24 02:24 pm UTC (link)
lol zack morris was on a lifetime movie last night where he played an architect who built a house haunted by something and lara flynn boyle lived next door and kept watching the house drive people insane. he had an intense emotional scene.

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[info]gunslingers
2008-06-24 02:25 pm UTC (link)
i disagree with so much of this list.

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[info]peachstock
2008-06-24 02:26 pm UTC (link)
thank u 4 bein a frieeeend!


no, there's a lot of amazing things on this list tbh.

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[info]mrrob1088
2008-06-24 02:26 pm UTC (link)
The Comeback! god i loved that show!

also, whenever I see a GG post here, I get so scared thinking one of them may have died

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[info]imsuredoofy
2008-06-24 02:26 pm UTC (link)
My Golden Girls deserve to be higher.

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[info]nikkichan
2008-06-24 03:12 pm UTC (link)
IAWTC

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[info]x_neverbroken
2008-06-24 02:29 pm UTC (link)
i love spongebob so much, tbh. it's been almost 10 years and i still watch that shit

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[info]deadly_pudding
2008-06-24 02:29 pm UTC (link)
The Hills higher than SBYB?
No.

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[info]imdesigner
2008-06-24 02:31 pm UTC (link)
ikr

that's wrong

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[info]frosting
2008-06-24 02:30 pm UTC (link)
77
HIGHER PLEASE

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[info]kyoto19
2008-06-24 02:30 pm UTC (link)
Golden Girls >>> All

though props for including 'The Comeback'.

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[info]autophanous
2008-06-24 02:31 pm UTC (link)
the bachelor? the hills?

I knew EW was a worthless piece of shit, but still.

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[info]beyondbewitched
2008-06-24 02:31 pm UTC (link)
The Hills over AbFab?

Fuck
That
Shit

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[info]emerging
2008-06-24 05:07 pm UTC (link)
SRSLY


hate the fucking hills

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[info]synapse__lapse
2008-06-24 02:32 pm UTC (link)
I always hated Married With Children...

And lol @ Sam Waterson playing a DA in that show. He is so awesome though...now I think I need to go watch L&O...

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[info]helpme__rhonda
2008-06-24 02:32 pm UTC (link)
I fucking loved Malcolm in the Middle.

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[info]marcbouwer
2008-06-24 02:32 pm UTC (link)
the bachelor beat saved by the bell :/

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[info]marcbouwer
2008-06-24 02:34 pm UTC (link)
oh and golden girls should have been, like, number 1.

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[info]britneybetch
2008-06-24 02:34 pm UTC (link)
i miss Queer Eye.

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[info]rex_dart
2008-06-24 02:58 pm UTC (link)
I came here to post that. Queer Eye was a weekly fucking event at my house.

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[info]startsstopping
2008-06-24 02:34 pm UTC (link)
I subscribe to EW so I've already seen the list, and once you get higher up, the list gets better.

The music list, however, is completely full of fail.

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[info]comfortable_yet
2008-06-24 02:36 pm UTC (link)
Arrested Development will be on this list, or else.

Photobucket

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[info]smashpumpkins21
2008-06-24 02:44 pm UTC (link)
oh tobias you blowhard

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[info]lolahatestea
2008-06-24 02:37 pm UTC (link)
golden girls at 77?
this list is just irrelevant

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[info]luckyme07
2008-06-24 02:37 pm UTC (link)
Horrible. The Hills shouldn't have even been on there, and Dawson's Creek, Golden Girls, Designing Women, Ab Fab and Saved By the Bell should have been much higher.

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[info]diapergenie
2008-06-24 02:40 pm UTC (link)
In Living Color was my show!!

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[info]kerplunkburnout
2008-06-24 02:45 pm UTC (link)
Freaks and Geeks better be on here..

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