Awesome ([info]bloody_pickle) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-06-09 04:13:00
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How Lance beat Owen in the quest for Kate
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Some found Kate Hudson’s quick change from reunion relationship with Owen Wilson to new fling with Lance Armstrong shocking, but none more so that Owen himself. Life & Style reports just how the romance switcheroo happened.

“Owen didn’t think things were over with Kate until he heard about Lance,” a pal of Owen’s told the magazine. “It was a startling blow.”

None of it came as a surprise to the cyclist, though. Lance, as the pal assured, set out to win Kate’s heart. “Lance is a smart guy. He figured out the things about Owen that bothered Kate, and he used them to his advantage.”

Having inside information helped, and Lance, who’s been friends with Owen for years, had plenty of that. For instance, Lance knew that Owen liked to keep his private life private, and he knew Kate wasn’t satisfied with keeping their relationship hush hush.

“Kate felt like she and Owen were always hiding,” the insider said. “Lance made it clear to her in the beginning that he wanted to show her off, and Kate like that a lot.”

Lance also knew Owen wasn’t much for romantic trappings, so he showed Kate that he could “wine and dine a lady.” Thanks to that, “he totally won Kate over.”

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I don't think this was posted

Lance is a bit dickish



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[info]a_grumble_cakee
2008-06-09 01:07 pm UTC (link)
duo d-bag delight!

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[info]conchords
2008-06-09 01:09 pm UTC (link)
not being suicidal probably helped his case. just saying.

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[info]snappin
2008-06-09 01:09 pm UTC (link)
How nice. I'll bet she'll have a ball.

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[info]_storysofar
2008-06-09 01:15 pm UTC (link)
Hahahahahahaha!

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[info]redclocks
2008-06-09 01:46 pm UTC (link)
LOL

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[info]rutalking2me
2008-06-09 01:51 pm UTC (link)
lol.... good one.

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[info]vendettavv
2008-06-09 01:12 pm UTC (link)
"Lance is a bit dickish"

But not as many balls as Owen

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[info]snappin
2008-06-09 01:15 pm UTC (link)
the ball is really in Kate's court here.

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[info]vendettavv
2008-06-09 01:13 pm UTC (link)
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[info]mooshki
2008-06-09 01:40 pm UTC (link)
That's my boy! Yum, yum, yum.

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[info]luna_incognita
2008-06-09 01:19 pm UTC (link)
Really? For Kate?

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[info]problemgurl
2008-06-09 01:52 pm UTC (link)
Poor Owen =(

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[info]hidden_passages
2008-06-09 02:15 pm UTC (link)
it's unfortunate that lance totally is a dick! you're right.

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[info]eyetosky
2008-06-09 02:17 pm UTC (link)
I know he's very inspiring and resilient and a great athlete, but.... does anyone else think Lance seems a little evil?

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[info]foreverbeingnow
2008-06-09 02:43 pm UTC (link)
sounds like a premise for a movie
like Owen (i totally wrote Luke oops) will "win out" in the end

but its one i wouldn't watch.

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[info]0xnatashax0
2008-06-09 03:13 pm UTC (link)
I officially dislike this guy!! (Lance I mean)

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[info]cansuralama
2008-06-09 03:22 pm UTC (link)
Lolz, I cracked up at that picture of Owen. For obvious reasons.

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[info]monstersandgods
2008-06-09 03:25 pm UTC (link)
cock block anyone?

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[info]bestjessicaever
2008-06-09 04:15 pm UTC (link)
I hope Owen kicks that scumbag's ugly ass.

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[info]ccf_8002
2008-06-09 04:25 pm UTC (link)
the dude only has one testicle. i can see why he can be douche-y.

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[info]cathartic_prose
2008-06-09 04:35 pm UTC (link)
lmao what a douche.

However I will say, Lance is more attractive than Owen...but not by all that much.

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[info]puddykat456
2008-06-09 04:48 pm UTC (link)
kate's a ho

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[info]harborafternoon
2008-06-09 04:53 pm UTC (link)
how can you take this shit seriously?

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[info]s0ftlyraining
2008-06-09 05:24 pm UTC (link)
um. They both dated and dumped Sheryl Crowe.
So thats...you know something...

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[info]wikkidraven
2008-06-09 10:10 pm UTC (link)
i'm sorry but i'm a native austinite and it's public knowledge that 'st. armstrong' isn't the golden boy people take him for, no matter how many livestrong cuffs he sold.

he left his wife and kids to date a pop star, who he quickly dumped when it got too serious. it's lucky that kate hudson is just as flighty, we can take bets on which will dump the other first. poor owen though, he's got his issues but seems like a nice enough guy.

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[info]lisapizzahpie
2008-06-10 01:29 am UTC (link)
what a one ball douchebag

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[info]sarahest1
2008-06-10 02:55 am UTC (link)

Both guys are baggage city. No thanks.

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