so cheap and juicy! ([info]gobbledoo) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-06-07 07:34:00
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'cause i know how much you guys love eisley.
here are two items posted today on ap.net:

first up...



Reports are coming in that Adam Lazzara (Taking Back Sunday) was recently married in Austin, TX and that the happy couple is expecting their first child. Congratulations to him and Mischa.

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second



Apparently Chad Gilbert (New Found Glory) and Hayley Williams (Paramore) are dating. We have heard this from several sources already, though are waiting for confirmation from the two if this is true or not. omgomgomgomg* (op's note: omgs are from ap.net. i would never omg chad gilbert and hayley williams. but hey, to each their own.)

(source)


and, of course, no eisley-related post can be complete without input from eisley mom:

Many of you know of the pain that Sherri and Chauntelle have gone through in relationship disasters this past year.
Chauntelle and Adam split one month before their wedding to be, in March.
Well today's events will be talked about on here, but it is not something we like to see, so after I report this event, the thread will be locked, and you will have to go to other blogs, and sites to talk about it. It's already being reported on Absolute Punk.
We will lock any thread that is brought up about this.

Today, Adam Lazzara has married Mischa Vaagen, a local Tyler girl, (we are told), in his backyard, in Tyler, TX. They are expecting their first child in the fall, and our family wishes them no ill will.
Mischa has been an acquaintance of our family for several years, but Adam met her at her job as a bartender, at Dakota's Restaurant, in Tyler.
Again, we wish them no ill will, and many happy years together.

We will not be pulled in, or talk about how this has affected our lives, or Chauntelle's, and we hope that people here will respect this time as we take time to heal.

(source: eisley journal)



tbh, i mock but i do feel a little bit bad. on the other hand, i'm not sure if it's really necessary for eisley mom to mention the girl's full name/location/job.

edited to add: for those confused, a timeline.

- years ago, Sherri (Eisley) dates Jesse (Brand New). old news, but somewhat relevant later.
- sherri dates chad gilbert (NFG) shortly after the above two break up. they get married. divorced last year.
- her sister chauntelle (also in eisley) starts dating adam lazzara (tbs), gets engaged. jesse hates him. there's a feud there. other sister stacy (same) dates zac something (paramore).
- sherri and chad break up, chauntelle/adam's engagement is broken off a month before the wedding (this was earlier this year), stacy/zac split. everyone's single for .2 seconds before playing musical chairs again.
- chad gilbert hooks up with hayley (paramore), adam knocks up and marries some girl, no idea about stacy.
- sherri dates max bemis (say anything), who used to go out with john nolan's ex (tbs/straylight/jesse's butt buddy bff). john's sister michelle used to go out with adam.

i'd also like to note that chad gilbert was featured on max bemis's album singing a song called "you're the wanker if anyone is"


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[info]_hollowground
2008-06-07 02:31 pm UTC (link)
sherri is dating max bemis now.

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[info]truthofthewords
2008-06-07 02:32 pm UTC (link)
haha what? I would have never pictured that lol

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[info]overrmountains
2008-06-07 02:31 pm UTC (link)
wow this....i have no words.

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[info]overrmountains
2008-06-07 04:19 pm UTC (link)
i would also like to add that only on ontd will you find people who are offended a parent is involved in their children's lives

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[info]gunshotbeauty
2008-06-07 02:35 pm UTC (link)
shotguuuunnnn

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[info]evil_heiress
2008-06-07 05:46 pm UTC (link)
I know right? Sounds like what I just went through, this guy I've known for a while, we were taking about dating and then next thing I know he got someone pregnant and they're married all within 2 months of our last conversation.

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[info]yeah_yeah_tree
2008-06-07 02:36 pm UTC (link)
lol, sure you don't wish them any ill will. i believe you.


really, though. why comment on it in the first place?

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[info]chickenpyp
2008-06-07 02:36 pm UTC (link)
LMFAOOOOOOOOO ADAM WHAT

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[info]iwannakissagirl
2008-06-07 08:18 pm UTC (link)
he is out of his damned mind

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[info]shanniesaysyo
2008-06-07 02:37 pm UTC (link)
so i assume that sherri used to date chad and chauntelle was engaged to adam?

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[info]chickenpyp
2008-06-07 02:38 pm UTC (link)
sherri was married to chad and yes chauntelle was engaged to adam

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[info]champagnexkiss
2008-06-07 02:38 pm UTC (link)
D: Date me, Hayley

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[info]jessicadee87
2008-06-07 02:39 pm UTC (link)
tyler represent!

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[info]yeah_yeah_tree
2008-06-07 02:40 pm UTC (link)
oh and hayley fix up the atrocity that is your hair please

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[info]truthofthewords
2008-06-07 02:41 pm UTC (link)
these musicians need to stop dating each other.

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[info]skankbone
2008-06-07 02:42 pm UTC (link)
can someone tell me what the relationship drama is surronding this girl? b/c in these posts, someone is always like "WHORE!!!" & then someone else is all "OMG STFU U DON'T KNOW THE DETAILS!!!" idgi

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[info]inizi_dolci
2008-06-07 03:33 pm UTC (link)
yes im confused too

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[info]sailtheship
2008-06-07 02:47 pm UTC (link)
I really wish chad wouldn't bang every girl he goes on tour with, and just bang me.

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[info]xnotlikeyoux
2008-06-07 05:13 pm UTC (link)
He bangs lots of fans too. You still have a chance!!

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[info]righteouskungfu
2008-06-07 02:47 pm UTC (link)
lol what the hell. they should have just released that girl's address and social security while they're at it

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[info]__xgirlafraid
2008-06-07 02:48 pm UTC (link)
who is jesse lacey dating?

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[info]chickenpyp
2008-06-07 03:32 pm UTC (link)
his hand

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[info]raptureraptor
2008-06-07 02:49 pm UTC (link)
I don't get why shitloads of guys (and some girls) think Hayley Williams is hot. She looks like a hot mess to me. Girl needs to fix her hair and wash her face.

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[info]sepiastars
2008-06-07 02:55 pm UTC (link)
That is a really awful picture of her.

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[info]sepiastars
2008-06-07 02:54 pm UTC (link)
This Hayley and Chad business is old news.

People call her a whore because Chad divorced Sherri only several months ago and think it might be a sore subject since Eisley and Paramore are friends, but Sherri has moved on to Max Bemis.

I'm just waiting for zome overzealous ONTDer to get his hands on the Ryan Russell photos, lol.

Edited at 2008-06-07 02:57 pm UTC

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[info]amadsilentist
2008-06-07 02:55 pm UTC (link)
lol, eisley's mom. i loved when she posted on ontd. "eisley are smelly, dirty bitches"

they sure love dating guys in bands.

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[info]x_coral_fang_x
2008-06-07 04:18 pm UTC (link)
she posted on ontd? DETAILS PLZ.

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[info]xr2
2008-06-07 02:56 pm UTC (link)
I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THIS NO OH OH

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[info]lanicita
2008-06-07 03:22 pm UTC (link)
IIIIIIiiiiiIIIIiiiiIII, iiiIIIiiiiiIIIII, IIIIiiiiIIIIiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIiii wasn't prepaaaaaared for this... either.

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[info]atoned
2008-06-07 03:01 pm UTC (link)
I am Confused

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[info]down__down
2008-06-07 03:11 pm UTC (link)
i didn't even know chad and sherri got divorced... so thats the only shocker to me or thing i care about.

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[info]cassielush
2008-06-07 03:12 pm UTC (link)
OMG ADAM NO!! haha he is seriously gorgeous.. i dont want him off the market..

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[info]truthofthewords
2008-06-07 06:25 pm UTC (link)
don't worry, I don't see this marriage sticking or him being faithful. You still have your chance!

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[info]kerrence
2008-06-07 03:13 pm UTC (link)
yesssssssss two members of irrelevant bands are dating
SCORE

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[info]ginandnews
2008-06-07 03:20 pm UTC (link)
LMFAO.

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[info]haystar
2008-06-07 03:19 pm UTC (link)
yikes! a bad year for the dupree girls...

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[info]imatreekb
2008-06-07 03:27 pm UTC (link)
oh adam :(

lol @ the eisley Mom though. bitter or what

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[info]xnotlikeyoux
2008-06-07 05:14 pm UTC (link)
If she was my mom I'd be pissed!!!

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[info]myperfectdrugx
2008-06-07 03:28 pm UTC (link)
the hayley/chad thing is true
they were @ the same concert as I recently and were all over each other

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