Conner ([info]shesasuperhero) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-05-28 03:04:00
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Holly Madison's Plan B for babies!


"I really wanted to have kids with Hef," Girls Next Door star Holly Madison, 28, tells Us of unsuccessfully attempting to conceive with Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, 82. "We tried everything, and it did not work." Despite her heartbreak, Madison reveals she still intends to give her beau a baby. Her plan B? "I need a Hef-esque sperm donor who's a creative genius, totally hott and has dark hair." (Adoption is not in consideration.) In the meantime, says Madison, forget those long-swirling engagement rumors: "He isn't open to getting married at all. But I totally don't care, and my feelings for him have not changed. I'd rather have kids!

Source: Me & my Us Weekly

You know, Hef DOES have a brother....


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[info]athenaps
2008-05-28 11:38 am UTC (link)
Their ages are a palindrome

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[info]sweetnitanitro
2008-05-28 11:42 am UTC (link)
lol

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(no subject) - [info]xdecadentx, 2008-05-28 12:05 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]bits_and_tits
2008-05-28 11:38 am UTC (link)
Does she actually fuck him?

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[info]the_glitterline
2008-05-28 11:45 am UTC (link)
they all do :S

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(no subject) - [info]bits_and_tits, 2008-05-28 11:52 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]the_glitterline, 2008-05-28 11:53 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]bits_and_tits, 2008-05-28 11:55 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]drrosensteinmd, 2008-05-28 02:43 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]oceanize, 2008-05-28 01:01 pm UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]basketcasey15, 2008-05-28 02:18 pm UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]a_grumble_cakee, 2008-05-28 02:54 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]metatrix, 2008-05-28 03:26 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]metatrix, 2008-05-28 03:27 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]alexisemo, 2008-05-28 05:38 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]indie_star, 2008-05-29 02:03 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]louboutin_red, 2008-05-28 04:24 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]deseti_prsten
2008-05-28 11:56 am UTC (link)
"We tried everything, and it did not work."

LOL, yeah right. Didn't he say it wasn't happening? The kid or the marriage?

I don't know if she keeps saying this stuff for the attention or if she truly is in love with him, but it's pathetic either way.

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[info]drrosensteinmd
2008-05-28 02:48 pm UTC (link)
D:

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[info]stardollfacex
2008-05-28 11:57 am UTC (link)
she looks like she's been crying her eyes out

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[info]diaf_pls
2008-05-28 12:05 pm UTC (link)
We tried everything
...everything?
really?

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[info]drrosensteinmd
2008-05-28 02:48 pm UTC (link)
missionary, doggie, even anal! nothing worked!!

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(no subject) - [info]diaf_pls, 2008-05-28 04:29 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]glamourgasm
2008-05-28 12:05 pm UTC (link)
mmmm. hair in cake

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[info]whirlofagirl
2008-05-28 02:20 pm UTC (link)
lol!! i was hoping someone noticed! so gross!

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(no subject) - [info]coyotebrat, 2008-05-28 04:08 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]fairyonacid, 2008-05-28 04:31 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]xdecadentx
2008-05-28 12:06 pm UTC (link)
she's so desperate

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[info]babydiego
2008-05-28 12:13 pm UTC (link)
ia

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[info]alsma431
2008-05-28 12:07 pm UTC (link)
WHORE!

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[info]aeryn
2008-05-28 12:08 pm UTC (link)
It sounds like she just wants a baby, but it doesn't necessarily have to be Hef's. Wouldn't she consider in vitro? If they can't reproduce the normal, physical way...

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[info]flagtattoo
2008-05-28 12:16 pm UTC (link)
Celebrity Baby Blog reported a while ago that she was seen in the offices of a doctor that specializes in IVF or artificial insemination or whatever.

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(no subject) - [info]spin_doctor, 2008-05-28 06:05 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]iwanthaylienose
2008-05-28 12:11 pm UTC (link)
lol

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[info]avacado
2008-05-28 12:18 pm UTC (link)
It seems that she's really lonely and she's trying to fill a void. I feel bad for her.

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[info]bellichka
2008-05-28 01:42 pm UTC (link)
ia. I'm sorry, but when you have a 28 and an 82 year-old.... I'm all for "love knows no age," but I think it that point, when you want to have a kid with somebody who could die tomorrow and won't marry you, but instead loves you enough to let two other women doink him on the side..... I don't see why a girl would do that to herself, I just don't get it.

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(no subject) - [info]shanniesaysyo, 2008-05-28 01:58 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]sophistiquer
2008-05-28 12:21 pm UTC (link)
she just wants bbs so if she's not in the will, hopefully the bbs would be.

thus, she'd get some sort of moola moola.

gotta save up to have her tits lifted in ten years!!

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[info]spin_doctor
2008-05-28 06:06 pm UTC (link)
i'm sure he's put her in the will regardless

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(no subject) - [info]labeljunkie, 2008-05-29 05:50 am UTC (Expand)

[info]fearwolves
2008-05-28 12:24 pm UTC (link)
i feel sorry for holly. i mean she should have known when she started the relationship, but i still feel sorry for her :(

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[info]wallof_illusion
2008-05-28 12:24 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure deep down she does care, she wants a legal right to his cash.

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[info]ohh_hay
2008-05-28 12:31 pm UTC (link)
Awww Holly. ilu girl.

But more Bridget plz.

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[info]jennomac
2008-05-28 12:39 pm UTC (link)
lol how much shit do you think kendra and brigette talk about her? probably even with hef's wife. they probably think she's as desperate as we do.

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[info]drrosensteinmd
2008-05-28 02:51 pm UTC (link)
are you kidding me? i get the vibe they dislike kendra the most

i sure do

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[info]harmyjo
2008-05-28 01:01 pm UTC (link)
Translation: It looks like a couple of walnuts down there.

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[info]androganus
2008-05-28 01:11 pm UTC (link)
Im sure he shoots dust bunnies. Its disturbing even thinking about what he must look like naked. I bet his ass looks like dough on a stick.

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[info]lnix1217
2008-05-28 03:27 pm UTC (link)
LOL! dust bunnies.

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(no subject) - [info]pinathebear, 2008-05-28 03:49 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]bunifah_latifah
2008-05-28 01:19 pm UTC (link)
I doubt he uses his dick still
Bitch is with him cause he's rich and will die in a couple of years. That's all ya'll

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a ~~life lesson~~ by johncmckee
[info]johncmckee
2008-05-28 01:58 pm UTC (link)
hey bb if you want to get preggers he can't do it in your butt it has to be in your snatch

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[info]meudail
2008-05-28 02:11 pm UTC (link)
I think she really does love Hef. Poor girl. :( I hope she gets her babies someday.

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[info]britty_stitches
2008-05-28 02:15 pm UTC (link)
Awwwwww I love her :[

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[info]sleeping_days
2008-05-28 02:31 pm UTC (link)
I still cant believe she is 28

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[info]redletternite
2008-05-28 03:08 pm UTC (link)
IA! I thought she was like 38!

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(no subject) - [info]myselftheliar, 2008-05-28 03:11 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sleeping_days, 2008-05-28 03:12 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]dollyknuckles
2008-05-28 02:41 pm UTC (link)
Adoption is not in consideration.

Wow, what a shock.

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[info]zgirl714
2008-05-28 03:46 pm UTC (link)
Why is adoption never a consideration? Why have your own kid when there are so many premade models laying around?

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[info]aussiebeth
2008-05-28 02:42 pm UTC (link)
i'm sorry but i still don't believe she's 28. she looks at least 35.

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