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@ 2008-05-27 12:08:00
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Raymond Burr and p33n: a love story


It turns out that Raymond Burr, who played fifties TV icon Perry Mason, was a total 'mo. A newly-published Burr biography, Hiding in Plain Sight: The Secret Life of Raymond Burr, chronicles both Burr's real love life and the goofy lie he used to cover it up.

Burr invented a fake wife and son he said had died, and used his busy schedule as a way to explain why he hadn't remarried. He claimed he had met and eloped with Scottish actress Annette Southerland, who gave birth to their son Michael Evan in 1942. But Annette soon died, Burr said, in the same plane crash that claimed the life of Gone With the Wind star Leslie Howard on June 1, 1943, while the son later succumbed tragically to leukemia.

Totally made up! No Annette Southerland was on that plane, nor is there any other sign of her existence, or of sickly little Michael Evan.

Imaginary girlfriends weren't rare in old-school Hollywood, but Burr went the extra mile in whipping up such an elaborately detailed fantasy. Meanwhile, according to the new bio, Burr and his lover Robert Benevides were partners for 35 years.

Burr was a minor character actor when he began telling this story, but once Perry Mason became a big hit, the dead-wife-and-son routine was repeated time and again. Raymond could have ended it all right then and there, blaming the mix-up on an overeager studio publicist or on his youthful showbiz naïveté. But he chose to continue perpetrating the fabrications by refusing to address them.

He would answer the inevitable queries about his supposed marriage by reciting the facts of his brief (real) marriage to one Isabella Ward (which had ended in annulment). If the questioning went any further in relation to Annette Sutherland or their son, he would beg off with a terse, "I don't discuss that."

"I am an unmarried man, as opposed to a single man," he lectured one reporter in November 1957. "I don't want to seem to avoid giving direct answers, but I've played attorneys so many times I'm getting to be a curbstone lawyer."



Source: ABC news


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[info]colossusx
2008-05-27 07:44 pm UTC (link)
I know a guy named Perry Mason.

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[info]britbritspears
2008-05-27 07:51 pm UTC (link)
SAME!

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[info]purplelily85
2008-05-27 07:49 pm UTC (link)
the bastard child of george clooney and the brother from 'everyone loves raymond'

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[info]ourheavyhearts
2008-05-27 07:50 pm UTC (link)
Seriously. I was going to say the same thing.

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(no subject) - [info]mr_jellyneck, 2008-05-27 07:54 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]smittenpixie
2008-05-27 07:49 pm UTC (link)
why does it seem like ~everyone~ in the history of Hollywood was/is gay or secretly gay? Its getting irritating (NOTHING against those that truly are, but c'mon, not everyone is)

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because you mentally over-represent unusual cases
[info]ukexseme
2008-05-27 08:01 pm UTC (link)
It's natural to notice exceptions to the rule more than you notice the rule.

For example, I remember years ago in high school psych, the class was told to watch the cars going by outside the window. Meanwhile, the teacher secretly made a note of their colors. After a minute - although we hadn't been trying to count - he asked us which we thought had been the most common color.

Most students guessed white, black, or silver. A couple of people said red.

In fact, almost half the cars that drove by had been brown - a color not a single person had noticed enough to remember. The number of red cars, remembered by some as the most common color? One.

In the same way, you look at a page of gossip and see a single story with gay content, concluding that "everyone in the history of Hollywood" is gay.

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SRSLY!
[info]britbritspears
2008-05-27 07:51 pm UTC (link)
Is anyone in Hollywood NOT a homosexual?

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Re: SRSLY!
[info]liquiddatura
2008-05-27 08:50 pm UTC (link)
I'm not.

Uh, in Hollywood, I mean.

I am however a homosexual.

...

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Re: SRSLY! - [info]tashara87, 2008-05-28 06:48 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]cickiz
2008-05-27 07:51 pm UTC (link)
He looks like House!

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[info]ruby_woo
2008-05-27 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Old Hollywood gossip is my favorite.

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[info]epouvante
2008-05-27 08:16 pm UTC (link)
i agree. i would love to see a post of older (45+ years) gossip. shit does not stop being entertaining.

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(no subject) - [info]eclecticmuse, 2008-05-28 06:29 am UTC (Expand)

[info]chaquitalicia04
2008-05-27 07:52 pm UTC (link)
My mom was obsessed with him.
She even named me after him.
Alicia Rae.
I was named after a dead gay guy.

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[info]mr_jellyneck
2008-05-27 07:54 pm UTC (link)
That's awesome.

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[info]pink__sparklies
2008-05-27 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Well that's quite a lie you've got going on there Perry Mason...

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[info]rebelfangirl
2008-05-27 07:57 pm UTC (link)
Aw, man, Burr was my maiden name.

MAYBE WE'RE RELATED OMFG

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[info]stellawuzadiver
2008-05-27 07:57 pm UTC (link)
"I am an unmarried man, as opposed to a single man," he lectured one reporter in November 1957. "I don't want to seem to avoid giving direct answers, but I've played attorneys so many times I'm getting to be a curbstone lawyer."

Damn, why didn't he just say "PLEASE PRY INTO MY PERSONAL LIFE"? I mean, if they weren't suspicious before, they had to be after that.

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[info]violentdelight
2008-05-27 07:57 pm UTC (link)
This has been pretty well known for a while now, no?

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[info]chaquitalicia04
2008-05-27 07:58 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, my mom told me when I was like, 10, and I am 21 now. I think he came out before he died

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(no subject) - [info]eclecticmuse, 2008-05-28 06:29 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]cavortingbeasty, 2008-05-27 07:59 pm UTC (Expand)
Shh! The mods will delete my post! - [info]ukexseme, 2008-05-27 08:03 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Shh! The mods will delete my post! - [info]rosanjin, 2008-05-27 08:14 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]laurens_bonanza
2008-05-27 07:59 pm UTC (link)
When I was in high school I'd always watch the last ten minutes or so of Perry Mason before Bonanza (greatest show ever!) came on. He was so awesome. Why do people always feel the need to "expose" others, especially after they're dead. It really doesn't benefit anyone.

And Leslie Howard still makes me sad. Oh, Ashley!

*I should probably add that I'm 21 and not 60...

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[info]autophanous
2008-05-27 08:04 pm UTC (link)
re: leslie howard -- I know! when I found out about his death, I was crushed.

have you seen him in pygmalion? it's by far my favourite role of his, and I love showing it to people who have just seen him in gone with the wind.

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I wish my celebrity gossip benefitted people - [info]ukexseme, 2008-05-27 08:09 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]rosanjin, 2008-05-27 08:13 pm UTC (Expand)
Hey, you messed up my irony! - [info]ukexseme, 2008-05-27 08:45 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]laurens_bonanza, 2008-05-27 10:08 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2008-05-27 09:30 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]cavortingbeasty
2008-05-27 08:00 pm UTC (link)
All the Perry/Della shippers are gonna cry.

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[info]simplychristina
2008-05-27 09:31 pm UTC (link)
lol

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[info]gilmores
2008-05-27 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that's really interesting.

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[info]latte_drama
2008-05-27 08:04 pm UTC (link)
that's a pretty huge lie. but i love perry mason :)

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[info]rosanjin
2008-05-27 08:12 pm UTC (link)
His gayness came out when he died, but I bet if the internet was around back then and people said that Ironsides was a pole smoker, people would be going "no way, you think everyone is gay."

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[info]valentinababy
2008-05-27 08:13 pm UTC (link)
I love him in Delirious with John Candy as Carter Hedison. Such a good flick.

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[info]telegram_
2008-05-27 08:17 pm UTC (link)
sad.

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[info]ydna2003
2008-05-27 08:23 pm UTC (link)
god that would suck if you had to hide who you truly were just to pursue your passion. everytime i see something like this i think about the brady bunch dad who was gay in real life.

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[info]haystar
2008-05-27 08:24 pm UTC (link)
he was scary in rear window

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"i'm shopping for my wife, bonnie. i buy most of her clothes..."
[info]headcaseheidi
2008-05-27 08:41 pm UTC (link)
Burr invented a fake wife and son he said had died

that reminds me of corky in waiting for guffman.

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[info]luxis_lil
2008-05-27 09:10 pm UTC (link)
Huh. It sucks that he had to invent that story in the first place, but good on him to do this rather than marry some poor woman who doesn't have a clue.

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[info]eclecticmuse
2008-05-28 06:31 am UTC (link)
Or have some studio arrange a marriage for him. :(

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[info]simplychristina
2008-05-27 09:32 pm UTC (link)
I didn't know about that elaborate fake story, but my grandma (who died 12 years ago) told me he was gay a loooooong time ago.

I used to watch Perry Mason a lot.

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[info]menace3
2008-05-27 10:00 pm UTC (link)
He's just a result of how Hollywood actors have and still stay in the closet.

Just wonder how it would have been different if they had all come out of the closet during those times.

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[info]ontheqt
2008-05-27 10:33 pm UTC (link)

there wouldn't be a hollywood at all.

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[info]eleven59
2008-05-28 12:19 am UTC (link)
I will read this. There is just too much craziness for me to resist.

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