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Monogamy is dead. reason for split possibly.
 

If Jodie Foster can't keep her vagina in her pants, who can? I know I can't. The National Enquirer claims Jodie Foster cheated on her woman of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, with movie producer Cindy Mort (above). Cindy used to bump oysters with Melanie Mayron from thirtysomething. The two crazy gals have two kids together. Jodie and Cydney are also raising two kids together.

Lesbian homewreckers exist?! I thought they were just an urban legend.

A source said, "Although she and Cydney remain under the same roof at the moment, the relationship has been shattered. They’ll continue to raise the boys together and try to keep a loving family unit despite their breakup. The love is gone."

Jodie plans to move to another one of her Hollywood Hills home and Cydney will live in another.

There's really no such thing as monogamy anymore. Lesbians are supposed to set the bar.

And how many times do you think Jodie has accidentally screamed "Cydney" while doing the scissor with Cindy? Awkward!!!!

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[info]watermeloncholy
2008-05-22 12:54 am UTC (link)
Uh oh, lesbian drama.

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[info]steffi_333
2008-05-22 02:13 pm UTC (link)
Man, I used to live with a lesbian... and then I moved out to live with my boyfriend, and her lesbian friend moved in, and the second lesbian's girlfriend was totally crushing on the first lesbian's girlfriend... and they kind of maybe had feelings for each other... and i had to dealio with the fall out from first lesbian. friendships and relationships were torn apart for WEEKS I TELL YOU! WEEKS!

So yeah... lesbian drama... possibly worse than straight drama. But more soap-opera worthy lol

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(no subject) - [info]watermeloncholy, 2008-05-22 06:33 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]twisted_angel20
2008-05-22 12:55 am UTC (link)
aw, if this is true, it makes me :(

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[info]shadeson
2008-05-22 12:55 am UTC (link)
HBO could make one hell of a series based off these events.

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[info]strangestsea
2008-05-22 12:55 am UTC (link)
...that doesn't even look like an upgrade.

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[info]shanny_w
2008-05-22 01:12 am UTC (link)
You sound like a picky lesbian tbh

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(no subject) - [info]venomspit, 2008-05-22 02:52 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]heartbeats_hurt, 2008-05-22 03:07 am UTC (Expand)

[info]faithslayer500
2008-05-22 12:56 am UTC (link)
Jodie Foster is gay?? Where have I been?

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[info]iheartcera
2008-05-22 01:03 am UTC (link)
lol...she didn't come out of the closet officially, but everyone knows.

i heard it from perez...i was surprised she was a lesbian...same thing for queen latifah.

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(no subject) - [info]perfectisfake, 2008-05-22 01:57 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]iheartcera, 2008-05-22 02:06 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sucha_tit, 2008-05-22 03:03 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]lloydsgurl
2008-05-22 12:56 am UTC (link)
I laughed at the Cyndney/Cindy line.

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[info]dirty_mex_boy
2008-05-22 05:33 pm UTC (link)
So did I, then I lol'd at Syndey from the ' scary movies '

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[info]the_violet_star
2008-05-22 12:56 am UTC (link)
"Bump oysters"? *sigh*

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[info]ankiem0e
2008-05-22 01:12 am UTC (link)
I hear you. Typical brainless cheap-laugh reaction to cover up ignorance or insecurity.

/Psych101.

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(no subject) - [info]mel_in_tights, 2008-05-22 01:47 am UTC (Expand)

[info]jobrosxjoblows
2008-05-22 12:57 am UTC (link)
jodie foster was a lesbian?

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[info]shanny_w
2008-05-22 01:13 am UTC (link)
She still is~

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[info]ilikeandrewbird
2008-05-22 12:57 am UTC (link)
omg "oysters" and "clam rubbers" grosses me out sfm

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[info]koalafrog
2008-05-22 12:57 am UTC (link)
The wording of this article is terribly disgusting. Is the writer 13?

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[info]caveat_lect0r
2008-05-22 12:58 am UTC (link)
ia. disgusting and demeaning.

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[info]___closetome
2008-05-22 12:57 am UTC (link)
~SCANDALOUS~

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[info]valentinababy
2008-05-22 12:58 am UTC (link)
This whole article is obnoxious. Also, I didn't know Melanie Mayron was a lesbian. The only thing I remember her from is that she directed The Baby-Sitter's Club Movie

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[info]thesealwife
2008-05-22 01:07 am UTC (link)
aka one of the best films from my childhood.

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(no subject) - [info]pip3r, 2008-05-22 05:08 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]valentinababy, 2008-05-22 05:11 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]missklutz16
2008-05-22 12:58 am UTC (link)
am i the only person who didn't know that jodie foster was a lesbian?

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[info]allfourseasons
2008-05-22 12:59 am UTC (link)
No, I just read it for the first time the other day.

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(no subject) - [info]kissedmyfears, 2008-05-22 01:40 am UTC (Expand)

[info]allfourseasons
2008-05-22 12:59 am UTC (link)
YEAH STAY TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS GOOD PLAN

"lesbians are supposed to set the bar"

Not really. People will always do things like that, no matter what their sexual preference is.

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[info]dadacabaret
2008-05-22 08:04 am UTC (link)
YES
thank you for posting that comment

also, love your icon

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[info]mantber
2008-05-22 12:59 am UTC (link)
Oh Jodie, why'd ya hafta do that :(

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[info]luisa_f
2008-05-22 12:59 am UTC (link)
I'd really love to smack the idiot who wrote this article, classy.

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[info]betise_mcmutton
2008-05-22 01:01 am UTC (link)
Jeez, how many lesbian offensive euphemisms/stereotypes can one fit into a small article?

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[info]lajeunefolle
2008-05-22 05:38 am UTC (link)
Seriously, I wouldn't have been surprised if they had pulled a Rosie and just written "DYKE DYKE DYKE DYKE DYKE" for 200 words. D:

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(no subject) - [info]ethereallullaby, 2008-05-22 11:30 am UTC (Expand)

[info]iamcheryltweedy
2008-05-22 01:06 am UTC (link)
Wow, this article is ridiculous and fucking offensive.

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[info]kokosalaki
2008-05-22 01:06 am UTC (link)
Dlisted is not funny.

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[info]714daze
2008-05-22 01:09 am UTC (link)
i still lol at the quote of jodie saying she loves shopping at hardware stores over clothing stores. how much more dyke can one get!!

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[info]ankiem0e
2008-05-22 01:15 am UTC (link)
Oh, I dunno. It's funny because it fits the image, but I'm pretty straight and I much prefer Home Depot over Harrogate Mall. Just sayin'.

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[info]dizzysyd
2008-05-22 01:10 am UTC (link)
And how many times do you think Jodie has accidentally screamed "Cydney" while doing the scissor with Cindy? Awkward!!!!

No kidding...

My name is Sydney, and everyone on the phone at work thinks I'm saying Cindy.

That would be...awkward...if it happened elsewhere.

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[info]i_flushed_nemo
2008-05-22 01:32 am UTC (link)
Yikes. :\

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(no subject) - [info]pip3r, 2008-05-22 05:08 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]wits
2008-05-22 01:10 am UTC (link)
omg she's a lesbian and does lesbian things lol lol lol!1!1

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[info]iamcheryltweedy
2008-05-22 01:45 am UTC (link)
lol, I swear nobody scissors outside of porn, though.

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(no subject) - [info]zgirl714, 2008-05-22 07:37 am UTC (Expand)

[info]spankymalone
2008-05-22 01:10 am UTC (link)
This makes me so sad. If it's one thing lesbians should be good at, it is monagomy.

Dammit Jodie.

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[info]harborafternoon
2008-05-22 01:57 am UTC (link)
that makes about as much sense as my Women in Art prof suggesting that only men would make sexually suggestive art using women.

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[info]avilewoman
2008-05-22 01:11 am UTC (link)
I really hate food-related euphemisms for the vagina.

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[info]jezabel
2008-05-22 01:13 am UTC (link)
Maybe I'm really uncool but I've never heard of "bumping oysters" and I lolled really harddd.

wait, what does the gf look like? I google image searched and she looks like her grandmother, if this is her D:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00405/BERNARD_384_405088a.jpg

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[info]simplychristina
2008-05-22 03:22 am UTC (link)
lol, that is indeed her, but it's an awful. She doesn't look that old/bad.

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