ohnotheydidnt: Anne Heche Aint Got No Chedda

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ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-05-14 20:31:00

Anne Heche Aint Got No Chedda
Anne Heche is Crazy Broke

Anne Heche got a break from the judge in her custody war today after appearing in court, claiming she doesn't have a pot to pee in ... even less than her deader-beat ex-husband.

An L.A. County Superior Court judge has suspended Heche's obligation to pay child support for July. Heche has been forking over $14,798 in monthly support.

In her declaration, Heche noted that her TV show, "Men In Trees," had gotten the ax. She says since January, "I have been unemployed and had no income....except for one very short term contract for a movie role for which I received a total of $65,000."

Heche says she has a grand total of $34,840.93 in her accounts. She claims she can't continue paying for Homer's private school tuition, her Canadian mortgage, L.A. rent, auto and other expenses. She says she's $364,000 in the hole.

BTW, Anne was spotted at the Malibu Beach Inn over the weekend. She blew $30 on appetizers, not including tip.

Source

I bet she wishes she never broke up with Ellen right about now...

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	diabla 2008-05-15 12:35 am UTC (link)
	she could make a living collecting change on the subway. (Reply to this)

	childish 2008-05-15 12:35 am UTC (link)
	This is both hilarious and really sad at the same time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	noircat2345 2008-05-15 12:52 am UTC (link)
	ia (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mad_turtle 2008-05-15 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Portia > Anne (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	obvious82 2008-05-15 12:46 am UTC (link)
	duh (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shanny_w 2008-05-15 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Right now would be the perfect time for her alien friends to come down in their spaceship and pick her up. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	nikkichan 2008-05-15 02:32 am UTC (link)
	LMFAO hahahahahahahahaha its feels so wrong to be laughing this hard (Reply to this) (Parent)

	superhetoric 2008-05-15 12:37 am UTC (link)
	i never liked this bitch. she could not be more transparent with her whole pretending to be a lesbian to date someone famous thing. she hasn't been with a single woman since ellen, and apparently hadn't before ellen either. people who do shit like that to raise their own profiles disgust me. (Reply to this)

	bizarrre 2008-05-15 12:37 am UTC (link)
	I wish i had that much money in my account. but anyway, isnt she with the guy from her show? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	xpinkemocorex 2008-05-15 12:40 am UTC (link)
	lol me too (Reply to this) (Parent)

	daisypaisy 2008-05-15 12:37 am UTC (link)
	ohhhh no...I know people will just jump up and down and rejoice at her misfortune, but it would really suck to be in her shoes. I still think Men in Trees shouldn't have been cancelled. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	douxsoir 2008-05-15 01:05 am UTC (link)
	I totally agree! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hakalina 2008-05-15 12:37 am UTC (link)
	that's very unfortunate. maybe her alien alter ego, Celestia, has some jupiter dollars tucked away somewhere. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	la_petite_singe 2008-05-15 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Damn, I was gonna say that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shannondepp 2008-05-15 12:38 am UTC (link)
	shes paying like more than 50 cent.. thats ridiculous. (Reply to this)

	ultravlntmoloko 2008-05-15 12:38 am UTC (link)
	I would love to receive any of the amounts mentioned in this article. Someone gimme! (Reply to this)

	timeofdying 2008-05-15 12:39 am UTC (link)
	So... can someone tell me why everyone seems to hate her? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	watermeloncholy 2008-05-15 12:39 am UTC (link)
	It must suck to be well-off and then lose it all. What is it with people not taking better care of their finances. If I were rich, you better believe I'd have several back-up plans. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	deseti_prsten 2008-05-15 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Cry me a river. Sell one of the homes. Buy a cheaper car. There ARE public schools out there. Realize that no one gives a shit about you. And stfu. (Reply to this)

	goddessdream 2008-05-15 12:38 am UTC (link)
	Thank the gods Ellen's with Portia now! (Reply to this)

	obvious82 2008-05-15 12:46 am UTC (link)
	she is battshitt nuts (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rabbitncavylove 2008-05-15 12:42 am UTC (link)
	srly .. she should have better accountants or something ... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	starry_niights 2008-05-15 12:40 am UTC (link)
	didn't she have that nervous breakdown and ended up on someone's front lawn? in like slippers and the place was in the middle of nowhere? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thecommonraven 2008-05-15 12:50 am UTC (link)
	She did that batch of crazy so that nobody would think it was odd when she dumped Ellen and went back to men. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	headcaseheidi 2008-05-15 12:41 am UTC (link)
	I have been unemployed and had no income....except for one very short term contract for a movie role for which I received a total of $65,000. oh, my god. ONLY 65,000????? CUE THE SALLY STRUTHERS COMMERCIALS RIGHT AWAY!!1 (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	quotequeen20 2008-05-15 01:00 am UTC (link)
	IKR!! there are people who don't even make that as their annual income... (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	cumpig 2008-05-15 12:41 am UTC (link)
	hahaha oh, the problems of rich people... can't send my kids to private school D: (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	enid_keaner 2008-05-15 12:52 am UTC (link)
	It is fun to hear rich people crying about money problems, isn't it? It amuses me. "I can't send my kid to private school, but I have two residences." I wish I had nearly $35,000 in my bank account right now. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	cathartic_prose 2008-05-15 12:41 am UTC (link)
	She claims she can't continue paying for Homer's private school tuition, her Canadian mortgage, L.A. rent, auto and other expenses. She says she's $364,000 in the hole. That's when you start selling your shit, smart one. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	eleven59 2008-05-15 01:58 am UTC (link)
	ia. I was like oh you have two homes and you're broke. You don't get my sympathy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	johncmckee 2008-05-15 12:42 am UTC (link)
	$14,798 a month in child support? Wow. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	laurie_springs 2008-05-15 12:48 am UTC (link)
	ikr? that HAS to be a typo of some sort. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	laurie_springs 2008-05-15 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Karma? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	phreakelove 2008-05-15 04:27 am UTC (link)
	For naming her kid Homer. D: (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pink__sparklies 2008-05-15 12:47 am UTC (link)
	Oh Celestia... (Reply to this)

	boo_xo 2008-05-15 12:47 am UTC (link)
	i have like 300 in my account. stfu (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	thesealwife 2008-05-15 12:59 am UTC (link)
	me too :( (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thecommonraven 2008-05-15 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Heche says she has a grand total of $34,840.93 in her accounts. Shit, that's more than my Mom makes in a year as a school teacher. (Reply to this)

	frankensteins 2008-05-15 12:51 am UTC (link)
	all i can think of is mean girls right now "i'm divorced. i'm broke from getting divorced. the only guy that ever calls my house is randy from chase visa ... " (Reply to this) (Thread)