terri mcgreggor ([info]redtopkitchen) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-05-14 19:53:00
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Oprah's Dead Bitches!
Proving everything she touches turns to gold, Oprah Winfrey's dead dogs have been turned into a masterpiece.

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A life-size monument by controversial sculptor Daniel Edwards depicts conjoined-at-the-hip 'puppy versions' of Oprah's late Cocker Spaniel Sophie and Golden Retriever Gracie atop of the unwed 54-year-old's head. So wrong.

"Memories of Sophie and Gracie: A Puppies' Memorial" -- which opens May 22 at the Leo Kesting Gallery -- hopes to highlight "the overlooked threat of accidental pet fatality by common household products." Sophie died earlier this year of kidney failure, while Gracie passed in 2007 from choking on a ball.

This is the latest A-list mock of art created by Edwards -- the same artist responsible for The Paris Hilton Autopsy and the sculpture of a nude Britney Spears giving birth on a rug.

LOL.

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[info]shanna
2008-05-15 12:14 am UTC (link)
OMGLOL

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[info]umhellothere
2008-05-15 12:14 am UTC (link)
ZOMG i thought that said Oprah was dead. That shit would be EPIC.

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[info]childish
2008-05-15 12:16 am UTC (link)
Me too!
I thought the title was 'Oprah's Dead, Bitches!'.

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(no subject) - [info]violue, 2008-05-15 12:25 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]la_petite_singe, 2008-05-15 12:43 am UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]deseti_prsten, 2008-05-15 12:34 am UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]poetic_daze, 2008-05-15 12:41 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]overadequate, 2008-05-15 12:47 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]ticklemyfeet
2008-05-15 12:14 am UTC (link)
wow.

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[info]nikkzky
2008-05-15 12:15 am UTC (link)
bring on the lulz.

when I read this, I actually thought that Oprah died. ha. I feel stupid now.

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[info]attack_attack
2008-05-15 12:15 am UTC (link)
she choked on a ball?

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[info]freakshowbb
2008-05-15 12:16 am UTC (link)
wtf??
this made me giggle!!!

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[info]mattchew03
2008-05-15 12:16 am UTC (link)
UGH I SAW THIS IN THE QUEUE WHERE WE CAN ONLY SEE SUBJECT LINES AND I NEARLY HAD A DAMN CORONARY!

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[info]violue
2008-05-15 12:25 am UTC (link)
LoL that's awesome

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[info]meranii_raushu
2008-05-15 12:17 am UTC (link)
I've never heard of a dog that choked on a ball.

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[info]meranii_raushu
2008-05-15 12:18 am UTC (link)
p.s.: I love how misleading the subject line is.

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[info]abbieisonfire
2008-05-15 12:18 am UTC (link)
who remembers when this guy did surie cruise's first poop?

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[info]anakisa
2008-05-15 12:19 am UTC (link)
omg that subject line almost killed me. just thinking of all that money going to god knows whom...

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[info]lineofidledays
2008-05-15 12:20 am UTC (link)
Seriously? This is actually really sick.

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[info]ultravlntmoloko
2008-05-15 12:20 am UTC (link)
i read your subject as if there was a comma after "Oprah" and gasped at work. Meh

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[info]up_and_away1252
2008-05-15 12:21 am UTC (link)
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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[info]ieatpianos
2008-05-15 12:21 am UTC (link)
why'd they mention she was unwed?

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[info]hp_humper
2008-05-15 12:43 am UTC (link)
as if people didn't know or something lol.

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[info]pikapika217
2008-05-15 12:21 am UTC (link)
OP, please put a comma after 'dead' and then cut the rest of the article! let's give people heart attacks!

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[info]prayer_hater
2008-05-15 12:22 am UTC (link)
That dog choked on Oprah's ego, not a ball.

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[info]illusoryvogue
2008-05-15 12:43 am UTC (link)
you tell em dina

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[info]cosmic_autumn
2008-05-15 12:24 am UTC (link)
EXCELLENT title

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[info]headcaseheidi
2008-05-15 12:25 am UTC (link)
choking on a ball?

plz to not be marring my ideal of golden retrievers, kthx.



but the question is, who does oprah hate enough to risk her dog's life for the sake of genital mutilation?

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[info]lineofidledays
2008-05-15 12:27 am UTC (link)
OMG best kiddie movie ever! (and by kiddie, I mean I still cry when I watch it...)

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[info]violue
2008-05-15 12:26 am UTC (link)
atop of the unwed 54-year-old's head

O_o wow, all she's done and that's how they refer to her?

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[info]lineofidledays
2008-05-15 12:28 am UTC (link)
"Unwed" = dogs are her kids? Idk, minus the random crack baby she had?

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[info]jess2002far
2008-05-15 12:26 am UTC (link)
"atop of the unwed 54-year-old's head."

How is the unwed part relevant? And where the hell are the paris hilton autopsy pictures?

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[info]chaosensues
2008-05-15 12:27 am UTC (link)
what the fuck?!!? i mean i like my dogs and all but jesus...

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[info]abrvtn
2008-05-15 12:27 am UTC (link)
lol clever

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[info]blueskiesfail
2008-05-15 12:28 am UTC (link)
omg bbs my cat died today.

this made me more sad. :(

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[info]violue
2008-05-15 12:33 am UTC (link)
:(( *hugs* sorry about your cat

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[info]directordenial
2008-05-15 12:32 am UTC (link)
this confuses me.... :|

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