stranger in moscow ([info]rescueme_fromme) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-05-14 11:02:00
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Cover Story: Reese & Jake Ready to Wed!
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Sitting in a cozy booth at the Hominy Grill in Charleston, S.C., on May 3, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were the picture of happiness. Though the cheery couple, who arrived holding hands, brought their appetites, their minds weren't on food.

"They couldn't keep their eyes off each other," Hominy Grill manager Brandy Mangum tells OK!. "The entire time, he was so attentive. It was really sweet. They really do make the perfect couple."

Friends of the pair say it won't be long now before Jake pops the question to his lady love. "They've been talking marriage for a while," a source close to Reese reveals to OK!. "They'll be formally engaged any day now. They want to spend the rest of their lives together."

But don't expect these two to go down the route of so many Hollywood couples who move in together and start families before getting hitched. "This is a very serious relationship," the Oscar-winner's pal explains. "But Reese is very conservative and traditional. I'm sure she doesn't want her kids to see her 'living in sin.'"

When asked about their clients' plans for walking down the aisle, Reese's rep had no comment, while Jake's people claim there are no immediate plans for a wedding.

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[info]asouthernthing
2008-05-14 03:33 pm UTC (link)
But don't expect these two to go down the route of so many Hollywood couples who move in together and start families before getting hitched.

Like she did the first time around?

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[info]ziester
2008-05-14 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Snap. That's exactly what I was thinking.

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[info]babloo328
2008-05-14 03:34 pm UTC (link)
I think today is "Boring Couples Day".

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[info]rjaydjay
2008-05-14 09:48 pm UTC (link)
LOL. thats true

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[info]teatrays
2008-05-14 03:36 pm UTC (link)
Love them both & I hope they make totally adorable babies.

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[info]jakeznasty
2008-05-14 03:37 pm UTC (link)


OTP

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[info]teatrays
2008-05-14 03:38 pm UTC (link)
His face in the 2nd photo is the more camp than Richard Simmons.

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[info]babloo328
2008-05-14 03:42 pm UTC (link)
It's over.

It won't happen.

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[info]akisamexamaya
2008-05-14 07:38 pm UTC (link)
Amen.

Shit needs to happen.

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[info]boogabooga_xx
2008-05-14 08:47 pm UTC (link)
They broke up. Jake didn't want to come out, Austin wanted them too. So Jake freaked, and that is how we are where we are today.

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[info]snowtonight
2008-05-15 01:29 am UTC (link)
I bet that is exactly what happened. No, seriously.

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[info]boogabooga_xx
2008-05-15 01:32 am UTC (link)
sarcasm..?

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[info]snowtonight
2008-05-15 01:41 am UTC (link)
No.:) I really do think he's at least bi and the pressure of all the rumors was becoming too much for him to deal with so he took the safest road possible: Reese Witherspoon. I don't have anything against her but they just seem sort of ...awkward. I don't know, my judgment is probably clouded with jealousy.

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[info]botica
2008-05-14 03:39 pm UTC (link)
they're so oddly matched

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[info]derschatzi
2008-05-14 03:39 pm UTC (link)
But, but... *points at icon* :/

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[info]louboutin_red
2008-05-14 03:40 pm UTC (link)
But Reese is very conservative and traditional. I'm sure she doesn't want her kids to see her 'living in sin.'

Ok because probably sleeping with him already isn't 'living in sin'

Whatever..

As long as I can have Ryan...

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[info]whaturmamasaid
2008-05-14 03:45 pm UTC (link)
eww no

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[info]gaspworthy
2008-05-14 04:22 pm UTC (link)
I had this dream that Jake was playing a Holocaust survivor and was talking to me. That was it. It was weird.

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[info]dingastar
2008-05-14 04:51 pm UTC (link)
LOL.

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[info]dingastar
2008-05-14 04:50 pm UTC (link)
awwww :D

i'm so excited about this, idky.

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[info]hello_howareyou
2008-05-14 05:06 pm UTC (link)
this needs to be a joke.

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[info]pattieono
2008-05-14 05:36 pm UTC (link)
career suicide....bye bye Jake!

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[info]hope4dreams
2008-05-14 05:45 pm UTC (link)
LOL.. When asked about their clients' plans for walking down the aisle, Reese's rep had no comment, while Jake's people claim there are no immediate plans for a wedding

.. doesn't that like blow the whole article out of the water, revealing it as the b*llsh*t it is? OK magazine and all those gossip rags are so hilarious. They crack me up.

In short: not buying it, and still do not like Reese. He can do so so so much better. please jakey, open your eyes and try smelling them roses. They're dead! Try to find *fresh* roses somewhere else, please!

.. okay, I'm done ranting for now.

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[info]anony_mouse19
2008-05-14 09:52 pm UTC (link)
lol ikr

please jakey, open your eyes and try smelling them roses. They're dead! Try to find *fresh* roses somewhere else, please!
yesssh i totally agree!

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[info]countincrows
2008-05-14 05:55 pm UTC (link)
I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS! Screw the haters.

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[info]boogabooga_xx
2008-05-14 08:48 pm UTC (link)
I'm so siding with Austin on this bb

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[info]countincrows
2008-05-14 08:53 pm UTC (link)
You! Out.

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[info]boogabooga_xx
2008-05-14 08:56 pm UTC (link)
:(


...okay. :(

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[info]countincrows
2008-05-14 08:58 pm UTC (link)
Aww, wait bb, come back here! I'm kidding. Snuggles. We can be like Maria and Tony. You have the Jets and I have the Sharks.

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[info]boogabooga_xx
2008-05-14 09:00 pm UTC (link)
lol but I like the Sharks too! ;)


Its all good. We've had this discussion before, it is what it is, happy times for whoever, blahblah.
*snuggle*

♥ ilu bb

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[info]helpme__rhonda
2008-05-14 07:05 pm UTC (link)
I don't think people in Hollywood should get married. I do love them, though.

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[info]xxth3un1onxx
2008-05-14 08:46 pm UTC (link)
I hope they do get married so I can LMAO when it fails miserably.

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[info]boogabooga_xx
2008-05-14 08:48 pm UTC (link)
Jake, marrying a girl isnt going to prove to yourself that you like women.


ug.

He's so dead to me.

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[info]watermeloncholy
2008-05-14 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Hmmm, yeah...

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[info]paul0
2008-05-14 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Dayum.. she must be pretty good to have turned him straight

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