ohnotheydidnt: Suge Knight Got Knocked Out

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ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-05-12 17:30:00

Suge Knight Got Knocked Out

Music exec/ex-felon Suge Knight got knocked out on Saturday night at Shag nightclub in Hollywood. Suge was just minding his own business beating the living hell out of a guy when the guy had the nerve to fight back. A source told TMZ:

Suge was talking to a guy — and the convo was friendly enough at first. Then it turned. Suge shouted, “I want my money!” Suge then rushed the guy with the help of his posse, and began hitting and kicking him. People outside the club broke up the fight, and as the beatee got up, he landed a right hook to Suge’s face, knocking him out cold. We’re told Knight was out for nearly three minutes. His peeps then rushed him into a nearby SUV. (Source)

This guy will be bragging about the time he knocked out Suge Knight for the rest of his life . . . which should last about another week and a half. Being a guy on the bad side of Suge is a lot like being Lindsay Lohan’s vag — both are going to end up getting pounded by a large black man while his friends stand around shouting on encouragement.

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	disco_balla 2008-05-12 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	LMAO How the mighty have fallen. Back in 1993 that fool would have been murked in the middle of the street. (Reply to this)

	fogandpearls 2008-05-12 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	i don't care what he says, he knows what happens to biggie smalls. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	adamsbitch 2008-05-12 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	suge killed tupac definitely. idk about biggie though...i think diddy did it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	disco_balla 2008-05-12 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Being a guy on the bad side of Suge is a lot like being Lindsay Lohan’s vag — both are going to end up getting pounded by a large black man while his friends stand around shouting on encouragement. OMFG... (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	sicknnyc 2008-05-12 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	AHAHAHAA.........HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ifancylust 2008-05-12 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	physical fighting is soo low imo. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	larrylurker 2008-05-12 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	They should of solved their quarrel with breakdancing. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	spuffboy 2008-05-12 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Hahahahahahaha omg. (Reply to this)

	devour_theflesh 2008-05-12 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Ohhh shit! What did Lindsay Lohan ever do to you! (Reply to this)

	frankensteins 2008-05-12 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Suge was just minding his own business beating the living hell out of a guy when the guy had the nerve to fight back. LMAO (Reply to this)

	cathy105 2008-05-12 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'm dying to see the other guy I hope he looked like this (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	umhellothere 2008-05-12 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	I snorted. It was not attractive :( (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lalahoneybee 2008-05-12 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	staged (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fear_toxin 2008-05-12 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	That's what my friend was saying. You'd think he'd give up some street cred though? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	russells_sign 2008-05-13 04:14 am UTC (link)
	i guess that ruins my dream of someday becoming her bff. oh wellsssssss (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lalahoneybee 2008-05-12 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	This is hilarious though (Reply to this)

	fatale_noir 2008-05-12 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	"Being a guy on the bad side of Suge is a lot like being Lindsay Lohan’s vag — both are going to end up getting pounded by a large black man while his friends stand around shouting on encouragement." NO Lindsay doesn't like black ppl she doesn't even have black friends, and when she does she blames her legal troubles on them (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ilikeandrewbird 2008-05-12 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	harvey levin is going to get killed now (Reply to this)

	greatloyalty 2008-05-12 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	I was so horrified when I first heard Suge Knight's soprano voice Oh le shock (Reply to this)

	shlee_lee 2008-05-12 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	i always thought it was shady that he told tupac to take off his bullet proof vest the night he was killed that's basically all i can think whenever i see him. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	laurie_springs 2008-05-12 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	and also that he was on the goddamn side that the shots rang out from, yet, Presto! he didn't get shot at all. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tube_fiend 2008-05-12 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	LOL Typically I don't like that site's commentary, but that was pretty damn funny. (Reply to this)

	bizarrre 2008-05-12 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	I wonder if it was Ridikolus! He held Raven Symone over a balcony! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jenncho 2008-05-12 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno. I didn't hear anything about him being bitten. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	uhohlisa 2008-05-12 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	dude is gonna diiiiiiie within a week though (Reply to this)

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	uhohlisa 2008-05-12 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	if i was suge knight i'd ride around in a segway all day and if people looked at me weird i'd be like "do something" (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	buffyx 2008-05-12 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	LOL. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	daisypaisy 2008-05-12 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	I just hope the person who knocked him out has some sort of protection or safe house. That dude is a marked man. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	disco_balla 2008-05-12 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Idiot let TMZ take his picture: (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	ruffian86 2008-05-12 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	Is MJ part of Suge's posse now? (Reply to this)

	GREATEST REALITY SHOW EVER? uhohlisa 2008-05-12 09:54 pm UTC (link)
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	ialysoni 2008-05-12 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	This guy will be bragging about the time he knocked out Suge Knight for the rest of his life . . . which should last about another week and a half. True. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ariesangel404 2008-05-12 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	LOL seriously. If that long it's a blessing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	yorkcharlotte 2008-05-12 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Haha, whoever that guy was he has about a week to live. (Reply to this)

	daisypaisy 2008-05-12 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	~Being a guy on the bad side of Suge is a lot like being Lindsay Lohan’s vag — both are going to end up getting pounded by a large black man while his friends stand around shouting on encouragement.~ WTF? This made me laugh so hard in disgust. LEAVE Lindsay ALONE!!!!! (Reply to this)