lj071 ([info]lj071) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-05-12 13:52:00
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Tim & Elisabeth Hasselbeck Buy Glassy $3.25 M. Condo

 
by Max Abelson  |  May 9, 2008

Arizona Cardinals quarterback Tim Hasselbeck and his wife, Elisabeth, the blond, slightly annoying Survivor star-turned-View co-host, just bought a four-bedroom, 2,349-square-foot apartment at Ariel West, the new tower developed by Gary Barnett at Broadway and 99th Street. According to city records, they spent $3.25 million.

The floor plan says that two of the bedrooms, the 30-foot living/dining room, the family room, and the master bathroom are all lined against a massive wall of windows. Of course, that means there will be a nice view for the View co-host, which would have easily made for a nice pun-dripped headline—but there are times in every real estate writer's life when the opportunity to write genuinely idiotic double-entendres must be resisted.

In any case, it's not the first Upper West Side place for the couple. They spent $999,000 in 2005 on an apartment 20 blocks south, city recoreds show, which they haven't sold off yet. That place probably didn't have Ariel's über-condo bonuses like a 51-foot indoor pool, an outdoor basketball court, a pet grooming salon, billiards parlor, and an "elaborate" childrens' playroom, which will suit Ms. Hasselbeck's elaborate tastes.

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[info]hoe_nasty
2008-05-12 09:04 pm UTC (link)
i love her

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[info]piperfanta
2008-05-12 09:15 pm UTC (link)
me tooo!

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[info]yourmomsawhore4
2008-05-12 09:05 pm UTC (link)
bless her heart

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[info]fatale_noir
2008-05-12 09:05 pm UTC (link)
rofl

idk why but i am dying over this comment

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(no subject) - [info]georgiarain1216, 2008-05-12 09:09 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]fatale_noir
2008-05-12 09:05 pm UTC (link)
"Elisabeth, the blond, slightly annoying bitchy cunt-face Survivor star-turned-View co-host,"

fixed

yw

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[info]number1spatula
2008-05-12 11:33 pm UTC (link)
lol iawtc

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(no subject) - [info]mmm_tapioca, 2008-05-13 06:27 am UTC (Expand)

[info]carrie1982
2008-05-12 09:05 pm UTC (link)
I loved her on Survivor, but I want to punch her when I see her on The View.

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[info]ialysoni
2008-05-12 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Me, too. I never knew how crazy she was until the View.

I even liked her on The Look for Less.

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[info]legenxxdary
2008-05-12 09:05 pm UTC (link)
Nice View HAHAHA GET IT

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[info]boo_xo
2008-05-12 09:06 pm UTC (link)
not funny.

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(no subject) - [info]georgiarain1216, 2008-05-12 09:06 pm UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]umhellothere, 2008-05-12 09:14 pm UTC (Expand)
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(no subject) - [info]drkvctry, 2008-05-12 09:27 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]amphigory
2008-05-12 09:05 pm UTC (link)
Crazy republicans suck.

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[info]fatale_noir
2008-05-12 09:06 pm UTC (link)
iawtc

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[info]thesealwife
2008-05-12 09:05 pm UTC (link)
all of this from running around on an island.

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[info]ydna2003
2008-05-12 09:05 pm UTC (link)
ooooooooooh swank.

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[info]thirstyneway
2008-05-12 09:06 pm UTC (link)
According to city records, they spent $3.25 million.


...

Right now I don't even have 5 bucks to go to McDonalds. I'm such a bum lol :(

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[info]rapthisham
2008-05-12 10:03 pm UTC (link)
I feel ya. I don't have 3 bucks to spend on soymilk for my cereal.

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(no subject) - [info]thirstyneway, 2008-05-12 10:13 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]legenxxdary
2008-05-12 09:07 pm UTC (link)
JW but did she even win Survivor?

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[info]bent_ley
2008-05-12 09:10 pm UTC (link)
no she got like 4th i think?

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(no subject) - [info]rubyredmangos, 2008-05-12 09:10 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]georgiarain1216
2008-05-12 09:07 pm UTC (link)
Can't stand this bitch.

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[info]hakalina
2008-05-12 09:07 pm UTC (link)
does he even get any field time?

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[info]lovemusicbaby
2008-05-12 10:39 pm UTC (link)
I think he did last season bc Leinart broke his clavicle or something & Warner was injured too. They brought him in the middle of the season. I don't follow NFC teams but from what I heard he's a good back up qb not who you want to start all the time

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[info]letmeupgradeu
2008-05-12 09:08 pm UTC (link)
hate this rancid bitch

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[info]loveshot
2008-05-12 09:08 pm UTC (link)
annoying asshole

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[info]disco_balla
2008-05-12 09:08 pm UTC (link)
It's fucked up that this bitch makes more money than Charlie Rose.

But that apartment is dope as hell.

The View tapes near Lincoln Center, right?

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[info]magicandmyth
2008-05-12 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Yes, it does.

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(no subject) - [info]croutonochrist, 2008-05-12 09:16 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]magicandmyth, 2008-05-12 09:17 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]ass_
2008-05-12 09:10 pm UTC (link)
"Slightly"?

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[info]blackbritt4eva
2008-05-12 09:11 pm UTC (link)
i have to research to see how much people have donated to politicians for my politics class.
For someone who is so proud of being a republican, i thought she would have at least donated something to george w.bush. But nope.

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[info]thisissparta
2008-05-12 09:12 pm UTC (link)
You know one of them will walk into this windows daily.

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[info]thisissparta
2008-05-12 09:12 pm UTC (link)
those*

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[info]reqbat
2008-05-12 09:12 pm UTC (link)
SLIGHTLY annoying?

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[info]pinknblack06
2008-05-12 09:12 pm UTC (link)
lol i actually used to like tolerate The View.

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[info]croutonochrist
2008-05-12 09:14 pm UTC (link)
What I still don't understand is how she covered up her self righteous dumb cuntness on Survivor and The Look For Less. She seemed like such a sweetheart, then she gets on the View and is just dumb cunting all over the place. I....I just....don't get it.

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[info]whatisurdamage
2008-05-12 09:20 pm UTC (link)
lol at "dumb cunting". I will have to use that phrase.

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[info]umhellothere
2008-05-12 09:15 pm UTC (link)
She doesn't deserve $3.25 million

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[info]luvislikeheroin
2008-05-12 09:17 pm UTC (link)
He looks like he's losing his hair.

I'd be losing my hair too if I was married to that.

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[info]ariesangel404
2008-05-12 09:19 pm UTC (link)
Why do children need an elaborate playrooms, jw? You could've given me a 200 page $1 coloring book and I would've been entertained for days.

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[info]loveshot
2008-05-12 09:21 pm UTC (link)
lolol win

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[info]jessickah
2008-05-12 09:21 pm UTC (link)
omg guys, OT.

There are so many fires in Florida and one just started in Melbourne. I'm so scared that the arson will strike even closer to where I live. :((

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[info]_storysofar
2008-05-12 09:35 pm UTC (link)
Ah where are you?! I'm in Orlando and my parents are in Ft Lauderdale. It's crazy!

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