poisonia ([info]poisonia) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-05-11 19:12:00
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this lady got the thickness, can i get a witness?

update from Maynard James Keenan!

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Hello, APC fans.

As many of you may have heard, Billy and I are engaged in our own little projects for the moment.

His is called Ashes Divide and mine is called Puscifer

Puscifer is perfect for those of you who suffer from ADHD, Obsessive Compulsive Accessory Purchases, Vinyl fetishes, Turrets and/or An Irreverent Sense of Humor.  You will need to bring one, severeal, or all of these disorders if you seek to embrace/understand Puscifer

We've included a number of websites for you to browse so you can determine if this is in fact your flavor. 

If not, no harm done (you can remove yourself at the bottom of this e-mail).

We'll hopefully get along just fine without you, although we'd of course prefer to have you along to join us for the giggles.

Please be advised that A Perfect Circle and Tool are still alive and well.

This is simply MORE.

Because as you know, MORE IS BETTER.  ALWAYS.  God bless America.

Peace,

M J Keenan

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New releases from Puscifer available on Tuesday:

DoZo DVD - The continuing saga of Queen B

*  12" vinyl  2 LP set. Double gate fold art on which to sort your shake. Contains 2 unreleased tracks.


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source: my email


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[info]simplychristina
2008-05-12 12:12 am UTC (link)
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[info]simplychristina
2008-05-12 12:12 am UTC (link)
Every time I hear this band's name, that is.

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[info]status_hood
2008-05-12 12:13 am UTC (link)
UGH His voices makes me melt.

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[info]demented_21
2008-05-12 12:18 am UTC (link)
Queen B is ~mah jam~.

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[info]hardcoresince3
2008-05-12 12:23 am UTC (link)
I love Maynard because his voice is amaaazing and his last name is close to my name(keena)

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[info]gun_music
2008-05-12 12:38 am UTC (link)
I was dragged to a shitty Tool concert awhile ago, and that lead singer was such an asshole. He didn't even face the audience or even acknowledge that anyone was there.

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[info]just_me_you_see
2008-05-12 04:06 am UTC (link)
He is extremely shy, and he HATES when people take pictures with flash...usually as soon as he sees the first flash go off, he turns away from the audience and stays that way the rest of the show.

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[info]nat
2008-05-12 07:42 am UTC (link)
If he's so shy, he shouldn't perform. He should just not perform and NOT charge people 80 bucks to go watch his ass for 2 hours and drive out of their way for that "privilege". Don't get me wrong, I love Tool, but I will never pay to see them play ever again in my lifetime.

If you don't like people looking at you, DON'T GO INTO SHOW BUSINESS!

They haven't released a good album since Undertow anyway.

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[info]maggoty_cat
2008-05-12 12:29 pm UTC (link)
"They haven't released a good album since Undertow anyway."

Serious!?

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[info]number1spatula
2008-05-12 05:43 pm UTC (link)
I have to agree. I used to love Tool more than any other band in existence, but Maynard really comes off as a pretentious asshat most of the time. I get that they're into visuals and that their shows are based around that, but damn, I could be watching a music video at home and not paying $50 or more to see the band "live" and not actually SEEING the fucking band. But Tool has so many sheep-like followers that you can't criticize anything about them.

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[info]josietheriveter
2008-05-12 12:43 am UTC (link)
Last September I downed two bottles of wine from Maynard's wine company. A month later I got a positive pregnancy test. I like to think this will contribute to my son's awesomeness, as Maynard is Captain Awesome. I need a nap.

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[info]gefingerpoken
2008-05-12 01:43 am UTC (link)
O then you due soon, bb!

OMG are you at that point yet where you just want labor to hurry up and start so you can finish being pregnant? That happened for me around when the 8th month started. I was like "WTF DO I HAVE TO DO TO HURRY THIS UP, PLZ"

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[info]josietheriveter
2008-05-12 01:52 am UTC (link)
33.5 weeks. Kill me now please.

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[info]leelah
2008-05-12 01:00 am UTC (link)

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[info]witherdin2ition
2008-05-12 01:03 am UTC (link)
I wish MJK would make up his mind about APC. He said last year sometime that there would be no more APC ever.

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[info]greencigarettes
2008-05-12 01:05 am UTC (link)
hahahah LOL PUSCIFER

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[info]purple_ivy
2008-05-12 01:18 am UTC (link)
I love him. First proper laugh of my day.

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[info]greyorchids
2008-05-12 01:40 am UTC (link)
'Momma Sed' makes me especially happy in the pants, his voice should be a registered sex toy. For reals.

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[info]stucking_foned
2008-05-13 07:04 am UTC (link)
omg that is the best part.

well.. that and ainjel's singing in the background.

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[info]gefingerpoken
2008-05-12 01:42 am UTC (link)
Puscifer is perfect for those of you who suffer from ADHD, Obsessive Compulsive Accessory Purchases, Vinyl fetishes, Turrets and/or An Irreverent Sense of Humor.

WHAT IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE VINYL FETISH, THO

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[info]itapyourphone
2008-05-12 02:23 am UTC (link)
WHAT THE FUCK IS TURRETS

IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE TOURETTE'S?

OR DID YOU MEAN



Annoys me almost as much as the girls on ANTM constantly saying "I did good on my photoshoot."

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[info]number1spatula
2008-05-12 05:46 pm UTC (link)
Ugh, that bothered me too. For someone who likes to come off as s0o0o above the rest, you'd think he would know how to spell "several" or at least use Microsoft Word.

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[info]strangefancy
2008-05-12 02:27 am UTC (link)
I'm drunk. On Mother's Day. And news of new APC is THE BEST SHIT EVER. Please Maynard, make it so. I named my dog after you.

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hell yeah
[info]ainjel
2008-05-12 02:37 am UTC (link)
:)

team puscifer = FTW

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[info]flavorpacket
2008-05-12 03:30 am UTC (link)
"Turrets."
LOL

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[info]nat
2008-05-12 07:37 am UTC (link)
Maynard pisses me off.

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[info]alastephanie
2008-05-12 09:25 am UTC (link)
i thought he gave up on puscifer already and moved along to his next project?

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OT: Op's icon
[info]alethea_dot
2008-05-12 01:32 pm UTC (link)
I have no idea who this post is about, but yay for Regina Spektor! How awesome is she?

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[info]number1spatula
2008-05-12 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Why is he such a shitty speller? Maynard, I've really started to dislike you strongly in the past couple of years. Your terrible spelling is only contributing to my mounting dislike.

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[info]paperbackwalrus
2008-05-12 10:29 pm UTC (link)
who designs these album covers? srsly. they're... beyond horrible.

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[info]educate_sedate
2008-05-13 12:12 am UTC (link)
my life would be missing a lot if i never discovered tool and apc

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