10. Teaching her two sons to call her Mommy, instead of their preferred names, Britney, “Lady Who Go Bye-Bye”, or “The Wagon Puller”.

9. Putting Sean Preston and Jayden James in their favorite Radio Flyer wagon, patting them on the heads, and then having a relaxing Mother’s Day smoking by the pool while her kids are “off roaming somewhere.” 

8. Learning her lines for the next episode of How I Met Your Mother while simultaneously sobbing. Of all the titles… 

7. Taking Sean and Jayden to Court to see “where Mommy works now.” 

6. Polishing her boots. 

5. Writing a long apology e-mail to her own Mother, Lynne, that reads “Momma, I’m sorry. Can I please get an extra $10 in my allowance this week? All my love, Brit Brit.”
 
4. Dressing Sean and Jayden up as miniature Britney and K-Fed’s, and reenacting the entire first season of Britney & Kevin: Chaotic with her little ones. Baby cornrows = adore! 

3. Learning how to read and write. 

2. Getting pregnant… again. 

1. Dinner with her family at The Cheesecake Factory. Isn’t that the best way to spend Mother’s Day, always? Can I get some Thai Lettuce Wraps over here?
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Oy. I can't sleep.....it's almost 2:00 am here. Anyways, what are your plans for Mother's Day?