understandastar ([info]understandastar) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-05-07 14:10:00
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Breaking News: Mario Lopez is Vain
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DOES Mario Lopez suffer from biceps envy?

This Disease of the Vain usually strikes hunky guys who come into close contact with even hunkier guys. They see a set of biceps larger then theirs, and they go bananas.

Lopez, who just took over the role of Zach, the exacting director of "A Chorus Line," is mighty proud of his biceps. So proud, in fact, that he refused to wear Zach's costume, a tan sweater with long sleeves.

It's an iconic outfit, based on that worn in real life by "A Chorus Line" creator Michael Bennett, and it's been worn by countless Zachs in productions of "A Chorus Line" all over the world for the past 30 years.

But "Flex" Lopez wanted to wear a brown shirt with short sleeves so that he could show off his biceps. (The audience, I gather, isn't complaining.)

The only trouble is, Flex is sharing the stage with a pair of biceps larger than his. They belong to Nick Adams, who plays Larry, the assistant choreographer.

Larry's iconic costume is a navy blue tank top with the number 17 on it. For "A Chorus Line" nerds, that number is significant - there are 17 performers auditioning for the eight spots in the chorus.

Flex, sources say, was concerned that Adams' biceps would upstage his, so he requested that Adams wear a hoodie over his tank top, which Adams does whenever he's next to Flex.

For the opening dance number, Adams does wear just the tank top - but he's been banished to the back of the line, so you really can't see him or his biceps.

Flex, meanwhile, is out there front and center, dancing and flexing up a storm.

This may seem like small potatoes, and I wouldn't argue that it's not.

But consider this: The people who put this revival together believe "A Chorus Line" is a masterpiece that needs very little tinkering.

The staging, the scenery and, yes, the costumes, are near replicas of the original 1975 production.

But the fact is, after a second year on Broadway, shows often depend on TV stars like Flex to fill the house. And so if he wants to wear a short-sleeve shirt, he can wear a short-sleeve shirt.

Officials with "A Chorus Line" insist that director Bob Avian made the decision to throw a hoodie over Adams.

"When they stood side by side, you couldn't tell them apart," one person says. "They looked too similar" - like two Chelsea boys on their way to the gym.

As for the battle of the biceps, I'll leave it to you to decide who's got the better set.

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From [info]anthony

 


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[info]bizarrre
2008-05-07 08:16 pm UTC (link)
lol i was watching an episode of "SBTB" yesterday and was surprised/amazed at the lack of continuity between episodes.

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[info]louboutin_red
2008-05-07 08:27 pm UTC (link)
i saw they one yesterday where jessie's stepbrother was flying in from NY and how he was being an ass to everyone but Lisa...

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[info]shanny_w
2008-05-07 08:19 pm UTC (link)
What did slater put in his hair back in the day?

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[info]musk
2008-05-07 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Boot polish?

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[info]swirlogirl
2008-05-07 08:19 pm UTC (link)
what a queen

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[info]cluelessraf
2008-05-07 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Hahahaha. What a douche.

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[info]jesusnachos
2008-05-07 08:20 pm UTC (link)
he needs to stfu and go back to hosting pet star

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[info]classicart
2008-05-07 08:21 pm UTC (link)
He totally recites affirmations naked in the mirror.

"I love my dimples. They dimple well and enable me to charm. They have a beautiful shape. I love my wonderful dimples."

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[info]zombirific
2008-05-07 08:21 pm UTC (link)
i hate him. he isn't that good looking. at all. :/

and like, every episode of extra is all "LOL CHECK OUT MAH BODY"

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[info]dnfrommn
2008-05-07 08:21 pm UTC (link)
For comparison:
Nick Adams


Mario Lopez

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[info]anthony
2008-05-07 08:39 pm UTC (link)
THat Nick guy is kinda hot but is obviously a big queen.

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[info]crys_angela
2008-05-07 08:21 pm UTC (link)
He's such an ass.

I met him back when Saved by the Bell was running, and he didn't want to even be at the event.

fuckhead.

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[info]yayforran
2008-05-07 08:23 pm UTC (link)
i HATE that's he in a chorus line right now. thankfully, he's on hiatus for the month of may. GO SEE IT NOW.

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[info]blank_stares
2008-05-09 02:06 am UTC (link)
Michael Berresse for the win. <3 him.

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[info]fisher55
2008-05-07 08:24 pm UTC (link)
i wonder if he makes the other guy wear a hoodie during buttsex

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[info]maryjaneparker
2008-05-07 08:27 pm UTC (link)
Ugh, stop before you become Scott Steiner.

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[info]anthony
2008-05-07 08:29 pm UTC (link)
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OIC

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[info]yayforran
2008-05-07 08:32 pm UTC (link)
great pic dude

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[info]stalkmeback
2008-05-07 08:32 pm UTC (link)
I hate biceps that are too big. Ugh.

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[info]demented_21
2008-05-07 08:49 pm UTC (link)
If this is real it is RIDIC.

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[info]stellawuzadiver
2008-05-07 08:54 pm UTC (link)
One of my friends was on that pet show he used to do and, in addition to being a douche, he's also afraid of lab mice.

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[info]noreallywtf
2008-05-07 09:13 pm UTC (link)
oh albert clifford

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[info]aikenshand
2008-05-07 09:31 pm UTC (link)
I completely believe this. The guy is always smiling and contorting his face in a way to display his dimples.

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[info]barbarbarian
2008-05-07 10:08 pm UTC (link)
The guy standing next to him has a better body, so w/e.

Also, Mario Lopez was the worst part about America's Best Dance Crew, sry2say.

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[info]allisonlynn0122
2008-05-07 10:47 pm UTC (link)
I was SO hoping his dance from DWTS last night would make it on VH1's Best Night Ever podcast because I wanted to see them make fun of it, but sadly, it did not. It was definitely the most LOLz I've had in days.

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[info]getmeacampari
2008-05-07 10:54 pm UTC (link)
He's like a pet peeve of mine embodied in one human.

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[info]trescarlota
2008-05-07 11:10 pm UTC (link)
OMG OMG OMG.
my theatre class went to see a chorus line.
and fuck, i have NO idea what it's about because i all i watched were larry's arms.
greek god.

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[info]twilightking
2008-05-07 11:17 pm UTC (link)
I read the third sentence incorrectly. "Lopez, who just took over the role of Zach," and I immediately thought of Saved By The Bell, but then a second later remembered that is not what this article is about. Haha.

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[info]lifeoftheparty2
2008-05-09 02:10 am UTC (link)
hahahahah i thought the same thing!
I was like uh... isnt it a little late for that?

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[info]spankmeraw
2008-05-07 11:24 pm UTC (link)
hahaha he was standing outside my apartment building monday night. looked so nasty!

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[info]blank_stares
2008-05-09 02:08 am UTC (link)
haha yeah he walked right past me near Legally Blonde yesterday. It was odd. He like.. stared my friend down.

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[info]georgiarain1216
2008-05-07 11:39 pm UTC (link)
This just might be the gayest thing I've ever read.

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