Ostia Pyrosis ([info]ostia_pyrosis) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-05-06 14:50:00
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Stuck at work, forgotten my lunch AND my cigarettes :(

 
"Blake and Blonde plot to fleece Amy"

AMY WINEHOUSE's junkie husband has sworn his undying love to a secret mistress — and vowed to run away with her and a chunk of the singer’s £10million fortune.

Jailbird BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL, 25, has been plotting with the mystery blonde during a string of hush-hush prison visits.

The couple have been discussing running away together, with rat Blake telling his lover: “Just say the word and I’ll dump Amy. I love you more than I could ever love my wife. You’re all that matters to me.”

Jobless Blake — awaiting trial accused of assault and perverting justice — has even PROPOSED to his “well-spoken” admirer. He said: “I’ll leave Amy and we will be rich beyond our wildest dreams. But you have to marry me. Promise me you will and we can be happy.”

Blake has virtually no income of his own and is desperate to get his hands on Amy’s fortune. The Sun revealed last week that she had dumped him — and had been seeing her manager’s assistant ALEX HAINES, 22.

Blake has been bragging to pals that Amy, 24, will have to pay him a seven-figure sum to get him off her back. He is set to demand at least £3million as a divorce settlement, telling his lawyers he wants £250,000 for each month of their year-long marriage — despite being in jail for part of it. 

A friend said: “Blake is convinced that Amy owes him big time.

“He is telling everyone that he’s got millions coming to him. She’s his meal ticket for life.”

 

Blake is still reeling from the news that his Rehab singer wife has been cheating on him with squeaky-clean Alex.

During one heart-to-heart, he told his blonde: “If Amy has cheated on me don’t worry — we’ll be millionaires.”

The woman — whom he affectionately calls “Tickles” and “Pony” — in turn told “Blakey” she loves him and wants them to run off together.

Incredibly, she KNOWS Amy and passes messages between her and Blake. But the clandestine prison meetings shatter Amy’s claims that she and he are still happily in love.

Blake’s blonde visitor to London’s Pentonville nick has never been revealed — and the pair have repeatedly laughed about how they have got away with their affair for so long.

After Amy’s affair was exposed, Blake had a heart-to-heart with his mum, and told her he would divorce the Grammy award winner.

When asked about love rival Alex, Blake screamed to inmates: “I’m going to chop his f****** hands off!”

Blake has had a string of rows with Amy, challenging her to deny she has slept with Alex.

 

Amy refused, prompting Blake to scream at her: “You’re a married woman! How can you do this to me?

“Everyone in prison is laughing at me and all my family say I’m a mug because your s******g that w*****!”

Blake’s prison chats with his mystery visitor have been witnessed by another inmate over the past three months. The inmate has also had lengthy conversations with Blake. The latest revelations could well be the final straw for Amy’s marriage.

Amy has been attempting to clean up her act since Blake was locked up on remand, and her family are desperate for her to ditch him.

One family friend said last night: “Now she knows Blake is cheating, she just might.”

Amy spent yesterday lounging around with pals in Henley, Oxfordshire. Wearing just a bra and shorts to show off her tattoos and skinny body, she smoked and chatted on her mobile while soaking up the sun.

On Sunday Amy again shocked revellers during a wild night out in Camden, North London.

A pal said she was “smashing things all over the place” at the Jazz Cafe. The friend added: “Her benders are getting more scary. We are worried she will end up in prison — or worse.”

Amy was cautioned for assault last month, while top producer MARK RONSON told how he had to stop recording the James Bond film theme with her because she was such a wreck.

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[info]babloo328
2008-05-06 02:35 pm UTC (link)
Blake has really been her downfall. I hope she gets rid of him.

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[info]atoned
2008-05-06 02:36 pm UTC (link)
i get the impression Amy is beyond help :/

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[info]sycophant_fotog
2008-05-06 02:46 pm UTC (link)
No :( I hope not.

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[info]roxiblu
2008-05-06 02:40 pm UTC (link)
Blake"Federline" -Civil

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[info]rutalking2me
2008-05-06 02:44 pm UTC (link)
at least she didn't have a child with him because then she would be truly connected to him for life. also these two people should not reproduce.

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[info]ostia_pyrosis
2008-05-06 03:02 pm UTC (link)
OH SNAP

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[info]celtic_thistle
2008-05-06 03:22 pm UTC (link)
But Amy is actually talented.

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[info]roxiblu
2008-05-06 04:08 pm UTC (link)
I know. I'm talking about the parasite.

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[info]rebel_waltz
2008-05-06 02:42 pm UTC (link)
lol i'm sure.

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[info]driftwood86
2008-05-06 02:45 pm UTC (link)
He looks like a less attractive Will Arnett.

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[info]fez_worshiper
2008-05-06 03:42 pm UTC (link)
haha mte!
i had to do a double take D:

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[info]sycophant_fotog
2008-05-06 02:46 pm UTC (link)
He was the one that turned her onto the hardcore drugs and made her drink. Fucking asshole.

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[info]rosanjin
2008-05-06 04:49 pm UTC (link)
ahem - personal responsibility. Did he hold a gun to her head?

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[info]sycophant_fotog
2008-05-06 04:57 pm UTC (link)
Part her fault yes, but without the exposure to it from him, she wouldn't be so hopeless :(

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[info]disclosure
2008-05-06 02:50 pm UTC (link)
i feel u bb, when i was a smoker and forgot my cigarettes i would FREAK OUT. i would speed to the drugstore during my break.

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[info]ostia_pyrosis
2008-05-06 03:03 pm UTC (link)
I just about ate my fucking fist off before I made it to the shops o_O

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[info]yelleatme
2008-05-06 02:52 pm UTC (link)
No way he's 25, look at that hairline.

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[info]britty_stitches
2008-05-06 02:55 pm UTC (link)
Amy will be ok,Pete Doherty is out of jail.

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[info]valentinababy
2008-05-06 02:57 pm UTC (link)
Aren't 'tickles' and 'pony' nicknames for drugs... heroin... horse... pony. I dunno what tickles would be for, tho... apart from shagging.

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[info]serenity_winner
2008-05-06 02:58 pm UTC (link)
Oh god at first glance I thought he was

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[info]bagelofdeath
2008-05-06 03:12 pm UTC (link)
Me too.

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[info]vitaminjd
2008-05-06 03:12 pm UTC (link)
Rich beyond your wildest dreams is £3million?

Hell, I'm richer than I thought.

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[info]bubblegumboobs
2008-05-06 03:20 pm UTC (link)
ah macys my favorite store!

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[info]celtic_thistle
2008-05-06 03:22 pm UTC (link)
The British tabloids are better and more ridiculous than the American ones, tbh.

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[info]lovetogoss
2008-05-06 03:31 pm UTC (link)
“Everyone in prison is laughing at me and all my family say I’m a mug because your s******g that w*****!”

I'm confused on what is actually considered swearing in Britain, obviously. The only thing I could parse out of that was "sexing that wanker"???? But I'm missing a letter. Sucking that wanker?

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[info]shadeson
2008-05-06 03:38 pm UTC (link)
I think it's shagging with basically means screwing. The w is prob wanker.

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[info]shadeson
2008-05-06 03:39 pm UTC (link)
which*

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[info]riseupabove
2008-05-06 03:44 pm UTC (link)
they're both scum, even their lovers are scum. Blake got her into drugs and now she's cheated on him with not only this alex guy and probably just to get some free or cheap drugs (why is she hanging out with that guy from babyshambles then who isnt pete?). they'd kill each other for a fix.

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[info]dutsukyampu
2008-05-06 04:27 pm UTC (link)
forgot ciggies?
oh mah gah gurl i feel 4 u..

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[info]asuguy85
2008-05-06 05:04 pm UTC (link)
Cigarettes? Eww.

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[info]ostia_pyrosis
2008-05-07 07:13 am UTC (link)
:D

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[info]ohsummerstars
2008-05-06 05:43 pm UTC (link)
i hate when i forget my cigarettes! it ruins my whole fucking day

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