i dont need to diet , i have photoshop ([info]boo_xo) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-04-28 20:33:00
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Ashton opens his mouth again!
 

Ashton Kutcher loves to urinate outside his house every morning - because he wants to feel closer to nature.

The funnyman admits he likes to join his dogs when they empty their bladders in the morning outside the home he shares with his wife Demi Moore.

And he blames his weird toilet habit on his desire to bond with the earth and feel like a “caveman”.

He says, “I pee outside, outside my house, in my yard. I usually start off my day by taking my dogs out. While they go, I go. That’s probably my least appealing habit. I just feel like I’m connecting with nature, I bond and feel like caveman. Man, tents, cave, pee, bush.”


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[info]fogandpearls
2008-04-29 12:37 am UTC (link)
i will cut your penis off if you don't stop talking.

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[info]jenny09123
2008-04-29 01:05 am UTC (link)
what little penis he has.

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(no subject) - [info]jellybeans, 2008-04-29 02:09 am UTC (Expand)

[info]starrhi6
2008-04-29 12:37 am UTC (link)
Lovely, thanks for sharing Ashton.

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[info]childish
2008-04-29 12:37 am UTC (link)
God, he is such a freaking douchebag.

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[info]thies
2008-04-29 12:39 am UTC (link)
and desperate for attention

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(no subject) - [info]pamberry, 2008-04-29 12:40 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]drained, 2008-04-29 12:46 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]coldvic, 2008-04-29 12:52 am UTC (Expand)

[info]cutietootie99
2008-04-29 12:37 am UTC (link)
Umm...

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[info]shhhutyuhmuh
2008-04-29 12:38 am UTC (link)
OIC.

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[info]gimmiemoar
2008-04-29 12:38 am UTC (link)
o rly

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[info]thies
2008-04-29 12:38 am UTC (link)
does demi also make him sleep outside with the dogs?

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[info]tempest_omouthy
2008-04-29 12:38 am UTC (link)
I wonder if that makes his property value go up or down?

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[info]tanakabat
2008-04-29 12:56 am UTC (link)
The brown spots on the lawn would, I imagine.

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[info]getmeacampari
2008-04-29 12:38 am UTC (link)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

I love it.

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[info]slr32
2008-04-29 12:38 am UTC (link)
So what could he say to make himself even less appealing?

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[info]thies
2008-04-29 12:40 am UTC (link)
that he collects his poo in old marmelade jars?

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[info]swirlogirl
2008-04-29 12:38 am UTC (link)
he likes to pee outside because his brain functions at about a five year old level

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[info]totalroyalty
2008-04-29 12:38 am UTC (link)
Whatever, I pee in a mug in my kitchen then empty it out in the sink. I'm just so green that way!

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[info]s7ilver
2008-04-29 12:38 am UTC (link)
Yeah, because anyone gives a shit Ashton.

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[info]my_drama_only
2008-04-29 12:38 am UTC (link)
You know you need a productive hobby when...




*cough* Gardening *cough*

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[info]kyoto19
2008-04-29 12:39 am UTC (link)
This really hot topless chav whipped out his dick and started peeing beside me in the park yesterday. it was really hot and he was playing football. i felt like i was in some weird porno

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[info]fogandpearls
2008-04-29 12:39 am UTC (link)
lol best story ever

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(no subject) - [info]guccipostagurl, 2008-04-29 12:40 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]xthatsme, 2008-04-29 01:17 am UTC (Expand)

[info]my_private_muse
2008-04-29 12:39 am UTC (link)
I don't see this as a reason to hate him. o_O I mean, seriously.

The other times he's opened his mouth, now, yeah, can't help him there.

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[info]sup_merde_tete
2008-04-29 12:40 am UTC (link)
I can't believe he's still married to Demi. If they have a kid she'll be like, fuckin ancient when he/she is in high school. Let us hope Demi doesn't spawn another kid like Rumer.

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[info]kyoto19
2008-04-29 12:42 am UTC (link)
if they do and it's a beast we'll know for sure its Demi who holds the dominant FUG gene and not Bruce

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(no subject) - [info]joy742x, 2008-04-29 12:48 am UTC (Expand)

[info]guccipostagurl
2008-04-29 12:40 am UTC (link)
hes such a loser/tool/douche/(insert any expletive)

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[info]thesealwife
2008-04-29 12:40 am UTC (link)
i can't believe at one point i actually thought he was cute.

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[info]violue
2008-04-29 12:41 am UTC (link)
One time he left his camera in his jacket while he was trying on clothes, so me and a bunch of girls I work with took photos with it, and then we put if back before he was done!

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[info]_aboutaboy
2008-04-29 01:02 am UTC (link)
lmao that commercial is absolutely riduclous

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[info]pinknblack06
2008-04-29 12:41 am UTC (link)
no Ashton. just. no.

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[info]ramsof313
2008-04-29 12:41 am UTC (link)
...bitch.

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[info]carriehunt
2008-04-29 01:21 am UTC (link)
who can't?

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[info]toomuchbling
2008-04-29 12:42 am UTC (link)
w/e w/e he's still hot

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[info]kerplunkburnout
2008-04-29 12:43 am UTC (link)
Shut up, Kelso.

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[info]shadeson
2008-04-29 01:49 am UTC (link)
The funny thing is he is sounding more and more like Kelso lol. I don't hate on him, actually would love to be a fly on the wall in their home for a day.

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(no subject) - [info]kerplunkburnout, 2008-04-29 01:51 am UTC (Expand)

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