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Will Santogold Be the Next M.I.A.? Vulture Handicaps the Race

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With the release of the awesome, Internet-anticipated debut album from Santogold tomorrow, the eclectic Brooklyn chanteuse will officially enter the competitive international race to be the next M.I.A. Yes, even though her own debut, Arular, was released more than three years ago, Maya Arulpragasam — the winsome Sri Lankan singer whose excellent, low-selling albums were covered in a disproportionately huge number of magazine features and blog posts (most focusing on her wacky upbringing as the daughter of a Tamil militant) — has not yet appointed a successor. While Santogold has the advantage of working with M.I.A.'s producers (Diplo and Switch), she's not the only one-named electro-pop hopeful vying to be Pitchfork's next favorite commercially disappointing MySpace phenomenon — she'll face stiff competition from a raft of other knob-twiddling robo-divas. Who has the edge? Vulture plays oddsmaker, after the jump.
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Yelle
Exciting, easily parrotable backstory? Not really. A native of Saint-Brieuc, France, Yelle (real name: Julie Budet) rose to fame when her "Je veux te voir," a dis track about a well-known French rapper's small penis, became a hit on MySpace.
Pros: Her forthcoming album Pop-Up is awesome. Like M.I.A., she is a terrible dresser.
Cons: Unlike M.I.A., Yelle refuses to discuss politics in her music or interviews, so owning her album and reading her press will not necessarily make you feel smarter or more worldly.
Odds of being the next M.I.A.: 10 to 1

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Uffie
Exciting, easily parrotable backstory? Sort of. Twenty-year-old Anna-Catherine Hartley was born in Miami but moved to Hong Kong when she was 4. During a sailing trip, her family's boat was hit with a typhoon and sunk in the Philippine Sea. (She lived.) At 15, she relocated to Paris, started dating a D.J., and set up a MySpace page. A deal with Ed Banger Records followed soon after. Hey, it's not life on the run from the Sri Lankan army, but it should still make for some easy magazine feature writing.
Pros: Her 2006 single "Pop the Glock" features M.I.A.-ish gunshot samples.
Cons: Supposedly has a new, decent album on the way, but her early singles were, frankly, terrible.
Odds of being the next M.I.A.: 15 to 1

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Robyn
Exciting, easily parrotable backstory? Sure, we guess. A Swedish former teen-pop star, Robyn had a late-nineties radio hit with "Show Me Love"; then she quit her label and reinvented herself on 2005's awesome Robyn, which is finally being released in the U.S. tomorrow.
Pros: Has literally been missing in action for the past several years.
Cons: Possibly owing to her not being related to any Tamil militants, she seems to have had little difficulty obtaining an American work visa.
Odds of being the next M.I.A.: 3 to 1

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Santogold
Exciting, easily parrotable backstory? Nope! Born in Philadelphia, Santogold (née Sandi White) fronted punk bands and studied hand drumming at Wesleyan University. She was once an A&R person at Epic Records but quit to write songs for R&B singer Res in 2001.
Pros: Her genre-smashing, Diplo-enhanced album — which fuses dub, dance hall, and pretty much everything else while still being totally listenable — makes her the front-runner, even if her upbringing was marked by few violent political uprisings.
Cons: Not quite as globe-trotting as her sound implies; Santogold was, tragically, recorded on just one continent.
Odds of being the next M.I.A.: 5 to 2

No one can compare to Maya but if you had to choose.....
Poll #1179177
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

you'd pick

View Answers

Yelle
20 (12.6%)

Uffie
13 (8.2%)

Robyn
39 (24.5%)

Santogold
87 (54.7%)

team santomaya ftw
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[info]icutandpaste
2008-04-28 07:24 pm UTC (link)
I <3 Santogold

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[info]secretivexhero
2008-04-28 07:24 pm UTC (link)
none of the above

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[info]hom0phone
2008-04-28 07:25 pm UTC (link)
omg I love this post

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[info]toomuchbling
2008-04-28 07:25 pm UTC (link)
that last picture is full of so much win

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[info]hom0phone
2008-04-28 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Santogold sounds more like Karen O than M.I.A. though - I was kinda disapointed with her album

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[info]hom0phone
2008-04-28 07:25 pm UTC (link)
but I still luv it

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(no subject) - [info]offyourhead, 2008-04-28 07:26 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]xr2, 2008-04-28 08:26 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]avalie
2008-04-28 07:25 pm UTC (link)
revolution action? i love that song.

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[info]nearerthemoon
2008-04-28 07:27 pm UTC (link)
nope
this one:

but i love that song too

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(no subject) - [info]binary_solo, 2008-04-28 07:41 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]nearerthemoon, 2008-04-28 07:52 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]binary_solo, 2008-04-28 08:19 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]nearerthemoon, 2008-04-28 10:11 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]offyourhead
2008-04-28 07:25 pm UTC (link)
i love santogold atm

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[info]atoned
2008-04-28 07:25 pm UTC (link)
LOOOOOLLLL Uffie.

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[info]atoned
2008-04-28 07:27 pm UTC (link)
btw I love Robyn and liked Yelle for like five seconds. Also, I haven't listened to Santi's album yet and I currently playlisted it but I like LES Artistes.

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(no subject) - [info]nearerthemoon, 2008-04-28 07:31 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]process, 2008-04-29 04:15 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]schizophrenique, 2008-04-28 09:03 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]lovedforaday
2008-04-28 07:27 pm UTC (link)
Why does anyone have to the next whoever?

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[info]pink_rendezvous
2008-04-28 07:32 pm UTC (link)
iawtc. let people find their own niche.

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(no subject) - [info]ilovestarburst, 2008-04-28 07:38 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]lemonsherry, 2008-04-28 07:43 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]lawzl, 2008-04-28 07:59 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]caliraizedgirl, 2008-04-28 08:28 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]deadlychatter
2008-04-28 07:28 pm UTC (link)
M.I.A. is irreplaceable.

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[info]offyourhead
2008-04-28 07:29 pm UTC (link)
to the left to the left

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[info]atoned
2008-04-28 07:29 pm UTC (link)
idg odds can someone explain them please.

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[info]punksaturn
2008-04-28 07:32 pm UTC (link)
omg me either. :(:(

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(no subject) - [info]cosmic_autumn, 2008-04-28 07:33 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]glenlambert, 2008-04-28 08:12 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]8ntyogirl
2008-04-28 07:29 pm UTC (link)
BITCH CAN'T CUT GARLIC FOR SHIT

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[info]nearerthemoon
2008-04-28 07:31 pm UTC (link)
wut

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(no subject) - [info]londonsound, 2008-04-28 07:32 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]pink_rendezvous, 2008-04-28 07:33 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]8ntyogirl, 2008-04-28 07:38 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]pink_rendezvous, 2008-04-28 07:42 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]londonsound
2008-04-28 07:29 pm UTC (link)
I love the way M.I.A. dresses

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[info]timbre
2008-04-28 07:29 pm UTC (link)
I don't get how any of them could be considered the next M.I.A.
They might not each have a unique sound, but they fill completely different niches of the same subculture/genre.

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[info]timbre
2008-04-28 07:31 pm UTC (link)
-genre >_>

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[info]thebrianjames
2008-04-28 07:30 pm UTC (link)
love santogold
way diff than mia imo

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[info]pink_rendezvous
2008-04-28 07:30 pm UTC (link)
ugh they can't be her they all have diff styles. who the fuck compiled this list?

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[info]timbre
2008-04-28 07:31 pm UTC (link)
an idiot.

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(no subject) - [info]nearerthemoon, 2008-04-28 07:32 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]pink_rendezvous, 2008-04-28 07:33 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]nearerthemoon, 2008-04-28 07:39 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]yvettedelacroix
2008-04-28 07:31 pm UTC (link)
During a sailing trip, her family's boat was hit with a typhoon and sunk in the Philippine Sea. (She lived.)

No wai!


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[info]lil_creamsoda
2008-04-28 07:31 pm UTC (link)
I don't think we really need another M.I.A

also, I dare anyone not to dance while listening to Yelle's album.

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[info]cosmic_autumn
2008-04-28 07:31 pm UTC (link)
omg, yes. i want to see people fight about this.

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[info]nearerthemoon
2008-04-28 07:32 pm UTC (link)
lol ikr

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[info]askastylist
2008-04-28 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Everyones the new MIA~

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[info]handbanana
2008-04-28 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Uffie is absolute shit, she doesn't even matter.

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[info]fauxjoy
2008-04-28 07:42 pm UTC (link)
ikr?

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[info]punksaturn
2008-04-28 07:32 pm UTC (link)
I just saw Yelle last week and I was one of the only people doing tektonik moves.

it was sad.

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[info]powerplants
2008-04-28 07:47 pm UTC (link)
omg I WISH I could

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[info]alams
2008-04-28 07:32 pm UTC (link)
mhhmm NO.
M.I.A. is M.I.A. & Santogold is Santogold.

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[info]cosmic_autumn
2008-04-28 07:34 pm UTC (link)
but how do u feel about ~santomaya~

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[info]gut_me_out
2008-04-28 07:33 pm UTC (link)
omg

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[info]starsprinkles17
2008-04-28 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Satagold for the mutha fucking WIN! Her album is amazing...freshest thing I've heard all year.

Robyn's been around forever!! Why are folks acting like she just came out? Remember "Show Me Love"? Back when she was R&B/Pop

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[info]nearerthemoon
2008-04-28 07:37 pm UTC (link)
omg i have that cd
i loved her when i was in fifth grade

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