allredandermine ([info]allredandermine) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-04-10 15:45:00
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FABULOUS



Karl Lagerfeld and moar misanthropic utterances for your enjoyment!

TECHNOLOGY, THE INTERNET, ETC.
"I'm a computer by myself. 
I have a memory also for unnecessary things. 
Telephone numbers are a problem, but historical details are not."

FOOD
"I hate the smell of cooking. 
Some people love it, but I don't care for it. I don't eat sweet things. 
I don't eat greasy things. And I like fish better than meat..."

FAT PEOPLE
"Yes, new Russian girls are like this. But this is a subject I won't discuss....[goes on to discuss]"

CHILDREN
I hate all children. 
"For other people, it's fine, but not for me."

PEOPLE WHO TRY TO TOUCH HIM (LOL)
"I hate that...I hate bespoke because I hate to be touched by strangers. It bores me to death."

THE 90S
"I put on weight in the early '90s because clothes were so large, then they got tighter, so I slimmed down. 
Never go one size ahead. Go down but not up."


plus d'info á le SOURCE


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[info]love_alice
2008-04-10 03:22 pm UTC (link)
he is the hbic.

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[info]muzicnem
2008-04-10 03:23 pm UTC (link)
lol God what a miserable SOB.

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[info]thebunnybugs
2008-04-10 05:46 pm UTC (link)
ia.

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[info]jbeans3
2008-04-10 03:23 pm UTC (link)
Amazing

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[info]airegin
2008-04-10 03:24 pm UTC (link)
This sounds exactly like another interview he did that was posted here a while back.

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[info]zorfzorfzorf
2008-04-10 04:14 pm UTC (link)
cos it was the same one.

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[info]bagelofdeath
2008-04-10 03:28 pm UTC (link)
I don't like him. And I hate everyone who worships gigantic pricks for being gigantic pricks. No, it doesn't make you fabulous, it makes you a jerk.

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[info]torenheksje
2008-04-10 03:48 pm UTC (link)
iawtc. I don't get the whole cult of a$$hole, either.

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[info]jizz_77
2008-04-10 03:28 pm UTC (link)
Sublime! Il n'est pas humain quoi!

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[info]chibi
2008-04-10 03:29 pm UTC (link)
he's had people for the last 20 years clamoring to lick the shit out of his asshole and it mutated him into this caricature of a stuck-up, bitchy fashion queen.

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LMAO.
[info]saintevie
2008-04-10 03:29 pm UTC (link)
"I hate that...I hate bespoke because I hate to be touched by strangers. It bores me to death."

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[info]ilovepedobear
2008-04-10 03:29 pm UTC (link)
I love that he's such an asshole.

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[info]jesusnachos
2008-04-10 04:28 pm UTC (link)
iawtc

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[info]babloo328
2008-04-10 03:33 pm UTC (link)
What a bitch.


I did love reading that. I'm glad he spoke so frankly about the evils of society: cooking, fatasses, and children.

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[info]tangerinefriday
2008-04-11 04:36 am UTC (link)
Yeah thats right, lets just stop eating, having children, and lets just...... be the enlightened human beings that karl so wisely defines.


What a cocksucking douche.

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[info]feedums
2008-04-10 03:36 pm UTC (link)
I just can't handle his fabulousness. He's one of those people who are fierce and entertaining beyond comprehension.

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[info]aparosio
2008-04-10 03:42 pm UTC (link)
He's just fabulous. But at the same time, it must be so exhausting to be him. I mean, it must be tiring to be this miserable.

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[info]lickmypucci
2008-04-10 03:50 pm UTC (link)
I LOVE YOU KARL. I'm sad that we can't have bbz together. So sad.

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[info]notenuffglitter
2008-04-10 03:50 pm UTC (link)
lol what a bitch

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[info]koalafrog
2008-04-10 03:50 pm UTC (link)
I feel like I've read this all before. Is this just a recap of an old interview or does he say the same thing over and over and over and over?

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[info]gossipgirlfr
2008-04-10 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Well, he's old! So he could be saying the same thing over and over.

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[info]pennymofcknlane
2008-04-10 03:55 pm UTC (link)
misery loves company .. what a tool he is. i dont care if he makes mahhvelous clothes.

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[info]ourferocity
2008-04-10 03:56 pm UTC (link)
"I hate all children. "

it's like we're one soul

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[info]jakeznasty
2008-04-10 04:07 pm UTC (link)
ahaha, iawtc

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[info]dss1984
2008-04-10 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Hate.him.so.much.


His ludicrous statements are quite entertaining, though.

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[info]asuguy85
2008-04-10 03:57 pm UTC (link)
We love you, Karl! And we hate children, too!

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[info]jcouture7483
2008-04-10 03:57 pm UTC (link)
LOL well I agree with him about children and some fatasses but he's mighty arrogant for someone who shit all over chanel's legacy with his heinous "designs".

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[info]willmerk
2008-04-10 03:58 pm UTC (link)
who the fuck remembers telephone numbers anymore?

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[info]silvercro
2008-04-10 04:12 pm UTC (link)
a person that claims to be a computer themself?

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[info]a_mole
2008-04-10 04:04 pm UTC (link)
bitter old raisin

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[info]sugary_placenta
2008-04-10 04:10 pm UTC (link)
LOL Can someone explain the fat people comment he made. Is he saying the new Russian models are fat?

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[info]littleboats
2008-04-10 04:17 pm UTC (link)
i'm sure children hate you too.

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[info]slutdrunkmystag
2008-04-10 04:18 pm UTC (link)
I remember when you were fat, Karl, and I don't think it had anything to do with style. Something tells me you used to eat sweet and greasy things. A lot of sweet and greasy things.

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[info]pale_septembre
2008-04-10 04:21 pm UTC (link)
haha I could not resist, I had to post a pic of fat karl too :p

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