ohnotheydidnt: Jessica Simpson does Esquire

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ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-04-09 06:30:00

Jessica Simpson does Esquire

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	nyc_brilliance 2008-04-09 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	she fails at everything (Reply to this) (Thread)

	louboutin_red 2008-04-09 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	exactly... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	neolgism 2008-04-09 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	Y'know it's only gonna come thicker and darker. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	tina448 2008-04-09 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	LOL (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	screamofwheat 2008-04-09 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	sometimes like if i'm watching tv and someone does something really embarrassing i get hot faced and my eyes tear up in like, empathetic embarrassment for them and i have to change the channel. that's happening to me right now. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	somuchtrouble 2008-04-09 02:07 pm UTC (link)
	Happens to me all the time. Keenan and Kel, anyone? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	fraises 2008-04-09 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	UGH. And FUG. (Reply to this)

	unfadingscar 2008-04-09 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	i feel like i just watched a boring bukkake video. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	celebsadoptme 2008-04-09 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	at least her skin with be thilky and thmooth after the thave (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	brokenaddict 2008-04-09 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	boring photos. and the one were she spits makes her look stupid. fail. (Reply to this)

	c2a 2008-04-09 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	Am I mistaken? Are guys getting turned on by girls shaving... let alone shaving their face? How was this the right marketing ploy to be on the cover?? (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	unfadingscar 2008-04-09 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	it means she's strong and up there with guys! it's a stupid idea. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	louboutin_red 2008-04-09 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	lol my thoughts are the same... sex sells tho..soooo (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	prinzessin784 2008-04-09 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think she's terrible looking when she smiles, but when she tries to be sexy she looks so stupid. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oursouls 2008-04-09 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	i agreeeee (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rarefy77 2008-04-09 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	She needs to go far away and never return. Let's put her in a spaceship to Mars. (Reply to this)

	freakshowbb 2008-04-09 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	wtf these are gross sry jess fans (Reply to this)

	hospitalights 2008-04-09 02:07 pm UTC (link)
	embarrassing (Reply to this)

	belle_affaire 2008-04-09 02:07 pm UTC (link)
	Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it… it says "Chicken of the Sea". (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lolacherrykola 2008-04-09 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	This will never get old. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	crash31 2008-04-09 02:07 pm UTC (link)
	saying that cover makes her look like a tranny is an insult to trannies....... how could she okay that cover??? (Reply to this)

	coldthee 2008-04-09 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	wow she looks natural and beautiful. LOL at the haters..booooo u guys (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	the_o_in_god 2008-04-09 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	with enough airbrushing carrot top could look "natural and beautiful". ok maybe not him but you get my point. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	mowgli_nakamura 2008-04-09 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	the cover isn't helping the tranny rumors. also, anyone looks hot when they're all wet. except jessica in the pic where her mouth is open. (Reply to this)

	baglady25 2008-04-09 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	Please don't tell me men find that attractive. (Reply to this)

	treebraids 2008-04-09 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	She looks like a tranny. (Reply to this)

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	Jessica looks like a tranny in comparison. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	sweetyb 2008-04-09 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	...classy. (Reply to this)

	lady_sativa 2008-04-09 02:09 pm UTC (link)
	ewww she looks so fuggggg (Reply to this)

	editjournal 2008-04-09 02:09 pm UTC (link)
	Remember that photo shoot she had to do on Newly Weds with the cupcakes where she whined and cried the entire time because she was tired of posing? I wonder if she did the same thing at this shoot. (Reply to this)

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	do. not. want. (Reply to this)

	potatoboat 2008-04-09 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	much better (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

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	Fixed! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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	ourferocity 2008-04-09 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL (Reply to this)

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