Your resident Clooney stan ([info]umhellothere) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-04-04 18:40:00
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Cameron Diaz in GQ Magazine
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Cameron Diaz is a butterface. She's also very annoying to hear speak. Yet these Cameron Diaz bikini pictures from the UK edition of GQ magazine are pretty hot. Naturally, my brain is confused, but I think I've figured out why these pictures work.

First, because these are pictures, and not "moving pictures" as the young fols say, you can't hear anything Cameron has to say, thankfully. Second, the photographer was smart enough to have Cameron angle her face away from camera in most shots. And finally, the liberal use of Photoshop has pretty much removed any trace the real Cameron Diaz, and has left us with a "what could have been" reimagining of what some people might call "America's sweetheart." Those people, though, are obviously high.


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[info]gut_me_out
2008-04-04 06:01 pm UTC (link)
She needs to stop

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[info]babloo328
2008-04-04 06:01 pm UTC (link)
lol

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(no subject) - [info]gut_me_out, 2008-04-04 06:03 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]babloo328, 2008-04-04 06:05 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]gut_me_out, 2008-04-04 06:11 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]babloo328, 2008-04-04 06:24 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]disco_balla, 2008-04-04 06:11 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]willmerk, 2008-04-04 09:13 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]t3pps, 2008-04-05 04:47 am UTC (Expand)

[info]babloo328
2008-04-04 06:01 pm UTC (link)
No.

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[info]chelsea2162
2008-04-04 06:01 pm UTC (link)
OMG NO

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[info]babloo328
2008-04-04 06:10 pm UTC (link)
I'm just loling at the first three comments.

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[info]impamiizgraa
2008-04-04 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Did I miss FFAF?

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[info]thelittlevoice
2008-04-04 06:02 pm UTC (link)
5 more hours or so.

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(no subject) - [info]impamiizgraa, 2008-04-04 06:04 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]larrylurker, 2008-04-04 06:08 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]divaty
2008-04-04 06:02 pm UTC (link)
I like.

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[info]zulkey
2008-04-04 06:03 pm UTC (link)
wow, do not want. And I don't say that much.

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[info]disco_balla
2008-04-04 06:12 pm UTC (link)
Cameron Diaz's face makes unicorns cry.

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(no subject) - [info]zulkey, 2008-04-04 06:14 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]impamiizgraa, 2008-04-04 06:18 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]liselaime, 2008-04-04 06:20 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]louboutin_red
2008-04-04 06:03 pm UTC (link)
i want her shoes from the 2nd picture

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[info]letmeupgradeu
2008-04-04 06:09 pm UTC (link)
u would! greedy

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(no subject) - [info]louboutin_red, 2008-04-04 06:22 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]truelasher
2008-04-04 06:03 pm UTC (link)
I think most can agree that she can NOT look very good at times when candid photos are taken of her and she isnt a "typical" beauty.
But, these are some pretty damn good pics. They actually show how she was able to be a working model for years before acting worked out for her.

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[info]ohinternets
2008-04-05 12:00 am UTC (link)
IAWTC.

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[info]alexandra8011
2008-04-04 06:04 pm UTC (link)
You know, when I can't see her face...

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[info]oxymoronassoc
2008-04-04 06:04 pm UTC (link)
I like how smoggy LA is in the background.

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[info]agis2kute
2008-04-04 07:04 pm UTC (link)
Haha, that was the first thought in my mind.

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[info]newpsie
2008-04-04 06:04 pm UTC (link)
When you get to the fourth picture when she's looking straight at the camera it like "good, good, good, ouch!"
What happened to the Tina Carlyle Cameron? Homegirl was pretty cute for a few years, idk what happened...

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[info]ceeceeblack
2008-04-04 06:05 pm UTC (link)
I think her body is amazing. My first reaction was WOW....then...DAMN!

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[info]tink_1326
2008-04-05 02:49 am UTC (link)
She has a great body, except....she has zero waist. She's like a rectangle.

But i don't think she's as bad looking as everyone says. I wouldn't say no to looking like her. I would love to see what half the people who bitch about how ugly she is looks like.

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[info]quellybelly
2008-04-04 06:05 pm UTC (link)
I don't think she looks that bad, actually. As long as she's not talking.

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[info]eds_blue_eyes
2008-04-04 06:07 pm UTC (link)
she looks beautiful when she smiles with her teeth

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[info]rissaroo
2008-04-04 06:07 pm UTC (link)
she has nice legs.

but her face is fug.

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[info]vanillllla
2008-04-04 06:08 pm UTC (link)
holy photoshop batman.

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[info]ilovethebooti
2008-04-04 06:09 pm UTC (link)
She has great legs. Too bad she aged so much so fast. She was cute back in The Mask days.

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[info]letmeupgradeu
2008-04-04 06:11 pm UTC (link)
im thinking drugs. it has to be. meth or something that ages quickly. special k? no idea but her face just went beyond fergie-ville

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(no subject) - [info]super_creeps, 2008-04-04 06:14 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]louboutin_red, 2008-04-04 06:23 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]letmeupgradeu
2008-04-04 06:09 pm UTC (link)
butterface is putting it lightly.

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[info]daisypaisy
2008-04-04 06:10 pm UTC (link)
She looks pretty in these...it's when she moves her mouth that her face becomes extra wide and odd.

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[info]chung_____chung
2008-04-04 06:10 pm UTC (link)
they definitely did a good job of hiding her face

her body is fantastic

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WHAT THE EFF HAPPENED
[info]swollentimes
2008-04-04 06:10 pm UTC (link)
Photobucket
Photobucket

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Re: WHAT THE EFF HAPPENED
[info]jesusnachos
2008-04-04 06:18 pm UTC (link)
smoking+tanning+age

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Re: WHAT THE EFF HAPPENED - [info]madamezuzu, 2008-04-04 06:19 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]airegin
2008-04-04 06:11 pm UTC (link)
There was an hour and a half where my pants moved for her. It was called "The Mask."

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[info]coldvic
2008-04-04 06:11 pm UTC (link)
The only reason I think these are fine is because you can't tell it's the biotch.

Edited at 2008-04-04 06:11 pm UTC

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[info]disco_balla
2008-04-04 06:13 pm UTC (link)
Whatever. She's fucking BEAT.

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[info]windmill_chaser
2008-04-04 06:15 pm UTC (link)
Cameron Diaz doesn't have boobs, a waist, or hips. Everyone knows that. Nice job on the Photoshop.

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