YoItzBrad ([info]yoitzbrad) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-04-02 21:11:00
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Current music:Lil' Wayne - Lollipop (Feat. Static Major)

Khia reviews Trina's Album, explains her "hood dictionary"



Home gurl actually bought Trina's CD! LMAO.

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TRINA STILL DA NASTIEST ALBUM REVIEW

THIS IS FO ALL DA FANS DAT THOUGHT DAT I WAS A TRINA HATA. I WANTED TO BE THE FIRST TO LET YALL KNOW DAT I THANKED HER PERSONALLY FO GIVING ME FULL PROMOTION ON MY NEW ALBUM NASTI MUZIK. SO I WANTED TO RETURN THE FAVOR BY GIVING HER A FULL ALBUM REVIEW!!!!!

FANS I WILL ALWAYS KEEP IT REAL AND GANGSTA AND WILL DELIVER NOTHING BUT DA TRUTH. YALL MIGHT KNOW IT BUT I ALWAYS SUPPORTED TRINA. ITS NOT MY FAULT DAT ALL HER ALBUMS WAS GARBAGE. SO WITH DAT SAID.... ONCE AGAIN ON APRIL FOOLS DAY, EVEN THOUGH I KNEW IT WAS A JOKE. I GOT OUT OF MY BED, PUT ON MY STILLETTO’S AND WENT TO TARGET TO GET DA NASTIEST BITCH’S ALBUM!!!!!! I HOPE DAT BITCH DOES DA SAME. SEE...... WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER!!!! REMEMBER??????? SO I DID..... I BOUGHT IT!!! AND ONCE AGAIN IT WAS A DISSAPPOINTMENT!!! MY RECOMMENDATION...... PLEASE DONT WASTE UR TIME OR UR MONEY!!! BURN IT, BOOTLEG IT, RIP IT BUT PLEASE DONT WASTE UR MONEY. GO GET A 7 WIT DAT!!! I SUFFERED FO YALL.....ITS OK..... I GOT YALL.... NASTI MUZIK O8!!!!! HERE IS MY REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST OFF!!!! LETS START WIT DA ALBUM COVER!!!!! LIKE I SAID B4..... DAT BULLET AINT DA ONLY THANG DATS BEEN IN HER YUCK MOUTH.. AND FROM DA LOOKS OF THANGS HER HEAD IS BIGGER DAN HER BODY NOW!!!! SHE LOOK JUST LIKE DAT BOBBLE HEAD ON HER PAGE!!!!!!! NOW DATS ONE THANG DA BITCH GOT RIGHT!!!!!! DAT BLACK DRESS IS A HOT MESS....... SHE LOOKED LIKE A BURNT THIN-IN DINNER!!! ALL I SEE IS RIBS AND BONES.....SINCE DAT PEDIALITE AND ENSURE AINT WORKING. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND.....STEROIDS AND DONKEY MILK!!!! CUZ HO YOU LOOK LIKE U ON UR LAST TRIMESTER.. AND BITCH PLEASE DONT BLAME DAT RAPID WEIGHT LOSS ON DA LEMON JUICE DIET!!! CUZ WE ALL KNOW AINT NO BITCH OUT DA HOOD WILLINGLY LOOSE ALL DAT WEIGHT!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!! HO U AINT PARIS NOR NICOLE AND IN DA HOOD, THE BOYS ARE SCARED OF U POINTING AND WHISPERING..... SHE LOOK LIKE SHE GOT DAT THUNDA LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!

NOWWWWWWW!!!!!WE GOING INTO THE INSIDE OF THE ALBUM COVER...... STARTING WIT DA FEET!!!! WHY DIDNT YO GLAM SQUAD..... TERRENCE DAVIDSON, MISA HILTON AND NADINEEEEEEEEEE TELL U TO GET A PEDICURE GURLLLLLLLLLLLL! YO FEET IS CRUSTY AND YO WIG IS DUSTY AND YO HEAD LOOK BIGGA DAN YO BODY!!!! WHAT IS REALLY GOIN ONNNN???????? FROM DA LOOKS OF THANGS, DIS WAS A BAD TIME FO YOU TO PROMOTE AN ALBUM!!! U SAY IF MINE EVA COME OUT!!! U SHOULDVE WANTED ANYBODY TO SEE U ... LOOKIN DA WAY U DO!!!!!AND DEY NEED TO BE FIRED IMMMEDIATEDLY!!!!! IT LOOK LIKE U BEEN WALKING DA HO SCROLL ALL UR LIFE!!!! BITCH, WASH UR ASS CUZ UR FEET SHOULD BE DA FIRST THANG DAT HIT DA WATER!!!!!!MOVING RIGHT ALONG!!!!!!!

TRACK 1: DA INTRO

THANK U FOR CONFIRMING DAT U'S A WEAK MINDED BITCH AND HAVE BEEN PUMPED AND INJECTED. AND NOW UR HAS DIFLATED. U C BITCH..... WE HAVE TO WATCH DA MESSAGE DAT WE SEND OUT TO OUR YOUNG GIRLS!!! DONT U HAVE A YOUTH FOUNDATION??????
LOVE YA SELF HOE!!!! MY NEW BOOK!!! BE SURE TO GRAB ONE!!!!!

TRACK 2: STILL DA NASTIEST BITCH

U A QUEEN???? RESPECT U??? U GOT DAT RIGHT BITCH!!!! IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!! AND U WOKE UP AND ITS APRIL FOOLS!!! AND U STILL THE HOE U ALWAYS BEEN. AND HOES DONT GET NO RESPECT!!!!!! PUPPETTTTTT!!!! U GOT A GOOD MEMORY!!!! TRY TO REMEMBER OTHER PEOPLE'S WORDS AT UR SHOWS!! SEE .....WHEN U IN DA BOOTH!!! THEY RECORDED FIRST AND DEN UR DUMB ASS MEMORIZED IT!!! ITS REAL IN DA FIELD HOE!! U LOOK LIKE U STRESSED!!! DO U HAVE DA WHOLE ALBUM MEMORIZED YET?????? IS RICK ROSS UR SINGING COACH????????

TRACK 3: KILLING U HOES

BITCH!!! DA ONLY THANG U KILLIN IS DA NEXT NICCA U FUCK. BEEN RAPPIN TEN YEARS AND DONT OWN NUTTHIN!!! KILL URSELF HOE!!! HANG URSELF!!! BITCH!!! JUMP OUT DA WINDA AND CHASE UR CD DAT I JUST THEW OUT AND GET RUNNED OVA WIT IT AT FULL SPEED!! BITCH, IM DRAGGING BY DAT DUSTY ASS WIG.... SO HOLD ON TO DA BUMPA AND GET THEE BEHIND ME. U GONE LEARN TO RESPECT DA QUEEN!!!!! U OUGHT TO TELL PLIES......" THANK U FO WRITING U DIS SONG." I GUESS DATS WHY HE WAS CALLING ME!!! TELL HIM I SAID DONT WORRY BOO!!! I AINT MAD, GET UR MONEY AND UR PUBLISHING!!! HELL HOE!! PUT ME ON.... ILL WRITE U A HIT!!! MINDLESS BITCH!!!

TRACK 4: SINGLE AGAIN

HATED IT!!!! WE GIVE DAT SHYT TWO THUMBS DOWN!!!! U SINGLE AGAIN BUT NOT BY CHOICE...... HOE WEEZYYY WOKE UP!!! HE DONT LUV U HOE!!!! U SINGLE AGAIN CUZ HE LEFT UR DOG ASS!!! HOE WHAT U GONE NAME YA BABY? BABYYYY? CUZ IN 98 U WAS FUCKING BABY!!! U AINT MARRIED YET????? U CANT TURN A HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE. CUZ U LOOKED A HOT MESS IN DAT WHITE WEDDING DRESS!!! ALL WHITE IS NOT FO U!!! STICK TO DA STRIPPA SHOES!!! OR WRITE A BOOK LIKE UR TWIN SISTA....SUPAHEAD!!! CUZ ITS OBVIOUS U CANT SELL NO RECORDS. MY RECOMMENDATION..........PORN!!! OH, MY BAD, UR BODY IS DETERIORATING AND NOBODY WANNA FUCK U NO MOE!!! TRY A BLOW UP BOBBLE HEAD TRINA DOLL!!! CUZ UR PERFUME AINT SELLING EITHER!!!

TRACK 5: LOOK BACK AT ME

LOOK BACK AT WHAT???? GURL.. UR ASS IS GONE. AND US REAL QUEENS IS SOOO TIRED OF U TALKING BOUT UR ASS!!! WE ALL KNOW DAT IT IS AS RAGGEDY AS A MANGO SEED!!!!
GURL!!!! STOP STEALING PEOPLE SONGS!!!!!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS DAT LOOK BACK AT IT BELONGS TO THUGMISSES. DONT WORRY BITCH!! I AINT GONNA SUE YA LIKE WILLY DID ME!!!!

TRACK 6: I GOTTA THANG FO YA

DIS SONG SHOULD HAVE BEEN ENTITLED...... KEYSHIA COLE!!! CUZ DA ONLY THANG WE WANNA HEAR IS DA HOOK!!! BITCH!!! STOP WHINNING LIL WAYNE DONT WANT U!!! HE GOTTA THANG FO ME. U HURD WHAT HE SAID........ "DA QUEEN WIT HER HAIR LIKE MINE."

TRACK 7: I GOT A BOTTLE

SO U DONE WENT BACK TO SUCKING PUSSY NOW????? CUZ I KNOW U SUCKED PLENTY PUSSY FO DIS TRACK!!!! I GUESS U TRYNA GET UR HOUSE BACK..... OH YALL AINT KNOW SHE FUCK FO TRACKS????? YEAH!!! DATS HOW SHE TRICKED WEEEZY INTO A RELATIONSHIP!!! DAT HOE WASNT REAL ABOUT IT!!!! DONT ACT LIKE YALL DONT KNOW DESE HOES FUCKS FO TRACKS!!! NOWWWW!!!! IS IT DA FOURTH OF JULY OR AM I AT DA CIRCUS??? CUZ I COULDA SWORN I HURD FYEWORKS!!! BITCH U A JOKE!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY MISSY WASTED HER TRACK ON U!!! I OUGHT TO TAKE OFF MY BIG RED CLOWN SHOE AND KICK U IN UR BIG BOBBLE HEAD!!!!!!!! DEY DONE MADE UR FACE UP FO DA LAST TIME..... RONALD MCDONALD. CAN I GET U SOME FRIES?????? EAT BITCH!!!!!!!!! OR DO U EVEN HAVE AN APPETITE?????

TRACK 8: I WISH I NEVA MET U

BITCH DIDNT I SAY STOP WHINNING!!!LEAVE DA SINGING TO DA SINGERS!!!! I BET U WISH U DIDNT MEET WEEEZY AFTER DA HIT ER UP DISS!! I PUT MY BOO UP ON GAME AND HE LEFT UR ASS RIGHT AFTER DAT!!!! THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN!!! YESSSSSS!!!!

TRACK 9: CLEAR IT OUT

U GOT DAT RIGHT....... UR BANK ACCOUNT CLEARED OUT, MAN CLEARED OUT, HOUSE CLEARED OUT, DEALS CLEARED OUT!! U CANT PAWN SHOES HOE!! AND DAT PUSSY NEED TO BE CLEARED OUT!!!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!

TRACK 10: STOP TRAFFIC

STOP TRAFFIC? HOE... FROM DA LOOKS OF UR FEET U STILL WALKIN DA STREETS. ITS BEEN TEN YEARS AND U AINT GOT OFF DA HOE SCROLL YET? YOU STOPPING TRAFFIC? HOE U BEEN STOPPING TRAFFIC SINCE OJ WAS DA JUICE. BITCH U A THROWBACK HOE. OLD AS DA ORANGE AND WHITE BUCCANEERS JERSEY!!!!! BITCH U NEED TO SADDOWN AND RETIRE!!!!! CUZ DAT PUSSY GOT MILES ON IT!!! WHO WROTE DAT SHYT!!! YOU AINT FROM NEW YORK , U FROM DA SOUTH!!! WHOEVER WROTE U DAT SHOULDVE GAVE DAT TO FOXY BROWN OR LIL KIM!!!!! OH!!!!!! YALL AINT KNOW DEY HAVE GHOSTWIRTER'S TOOOOOO? OOOOOPS... MY BAD.....DID PITBULL WRITE DAT??? OH....MUCH LUV PITBULL CUZ SEE I WRITE, PRODUCE AND COMPOSE ALL MY SHIT TOO!!!!!! GET MONEY BABY!!!!!

TRACK 11: PHONE SEX

IS DIS PRETTY RICKKKY????? I HEAR EVERYBODY BUT TRINA ON DIS TRACK. WIT DAT
PESTERING ASS VOICE. UUUUGH HER VOICE JUST ANNOYS ME.... BITCH!!! SHUT UP!!!

TRACK 12: HOT COMMODITY

I HEAR YA RICK ROSS!!!! U DA BEST WRITER DEY GOT A SLIP-N-SLIDE. BEEN DAT SINCE DAY 1. IM PROUD OF YA BABY!!!! GET MONEY

NOW... DAT ENDS MY REVIEW... DAT BITCH DONT GET A MIC.....SHE GET A CHORD!!!!
HANGIN!!! DA JOKE WAS ON U!!! ITS APRIL 2ND AND DA HOOD IS GAGING AT CHU!!!! ITS MY TURN NOW... AND FANS..... YALL ALREADY KNOW..... YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED....NASTI MUZIK 08!!! I GOT NEXT!!! IM ADDRESSING EVERYTHANG ON DA NEW ALBUM!!! IT GETS JUICIER!!!!

WIT DAT SAID......DIS IS DA END OF TRINA. NOTHING ELSE SAID!!! IT'S ALL ABOUT WEEZY DIS YEAR!!! THE THUG AND THE THUGMISSES!!! PASS IT ON

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KHIA’S HOOOD DICTIONARY

DIS IS FO THUG MISSES FANS!!!!!!!!! DAT UNDERSTANDS HER LANGUAGE. SO IF U CANT UNDERSTAND MY SLANG AND MY SWAG.GET DA FUCKKKKKKKKKK!!!! OFF MY PAGE!!! AND FO ALL DA FANS WHO MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LIL SLOW. CUZ U HAVE TO HAVE BEEN SLOW TO THINK DAT I EVA WUSTA BE SLOW AND NOT KNOW HOW DA SPELL. DIS GLOSSARY IS FO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIS BITCH'S IS- THIS

DEM BITCH'S IS- THEM

BOUT BITCH'S IS- ABOUT

DAT BITCH'S IS- THAT

FO BITCH'S IS- FOR

HO- STAYS DA SAME

AND SOOOO ON!!!! AND DONT LEMME HAVE TO TELL U AGAIN!!! IM SICKA YALL!!! CATCH UP TO ME NOW!!

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DA TEA ON THE VH1 RAP REALITY SHOW

YALL WANNA KNOW WHY IM ON DA VH1 REALITY SHOW????? PROMOTION PEOPLE..........NASTI MUZIK 08. TUNE IN APRIL 14TH AT 10PM....ITS FULL OF SURPRISES!!!!!!

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Source: http://www.myspace.com/khia


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[info]cathy105
2008-04-03 02:13 am UTC (link)
omg I cannot believe I'm actually going to sit here and read all that shit, but I know I am

I also can't believe that we don't have an ANTM post up yet

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[info]julie709
2008-04-03 02:13 am UTC (link)
I think my IQ was lowered by reading that.

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[info]redtopkitchen
2008-04-03 02:13 am UTC (link)
trina's awesome.
why would it be 'lol' worthy @ someone buying her album?

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[info]bonitaquetal
2008-04-03 02:21 am UTC (link)
I love your icon! I cannot wait for the movie!

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curious - [info]dearvalentine, 2008-04-03 03:49 am UTC (Expand)
Re: curious - [info]fame, 2008-04-03 03:55 am UTC (Expand)
Re: curious - [info]dearvalentine, 2008-04-03 04:10 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]yoitzbrad, 2008-04-03 02:26 am UTC (Expand)

[info]milkosaurus
2008-04-03 02:14 am UTC (link)
wow. great. thank you, khia.

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[info]cathy105
2008-04-03 02:14 am UTC (link)
HO- STAYS DA SAME
rofl

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[info]_ballerinagirl
2008-04-03 02:32 am UTC (link)
seriously lol

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(no subject) - [info]larrylurker, 2008-04-03 02:34 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]da06cooliekishi, 2008-04-03 04:52 am UTC (Expand)

[info]ipleadthefiif
2008-04-03 02:14 am UTC (link)
my brain can't function when i try to read this.

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[info]genbu_no_miko24
2008-04-03 02:14 am UTC (link)
i seriously lol'ed just by looking at this

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[info]jellydollz
2008-04-03 02:15 am UTC (link)
i wonder if she talks like this in real life...to kids, to parents, at church..

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[info]yoitzbrad
2008-04-03 02:17 am UTC (link)
you know whats funny? she has 2 kids in real life. i've never seen pictures of them though.

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(no subject) - [info]sarah_lee521, 2008-04-03 02:48 am UTC (Expand)

[info]ilovepedobear
2008-04-03 02:15 am UTC (link)
Haters to the motherfuckin left.

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[info]thehoodwatch
2008-04-03 02:15 am UTC (link)
It's painful to read.

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[info]kachiabell
2008-04-03 02:15 am UTC (link)
She should do music reviews for Rolling Stone. Maybe even do political commentary. A girl can dream:p

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[info]sluticopter
2008-04-03 02:55 am UTC (link)
omg lol i would love if she did reviews normally

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(no subject) - [info]dearvalentine, 2008-04-03 03:55 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]nomoneyfun, 2008-04-03 05:11 am UTC (Expand)

[info]_xxtom
2008-04-03 02:16 am UTC (link)
i didnt even read this, i just scrolled and i still laughed.
Khia for the win.

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[info]nana007
2008-04-03 02:18 am UTC (link)
LOLLLLLLLL I LOVE THIS HOE!

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[info]daslexmeister
2008-04-03 02:19 am UTC (link)
LISSEN KHIA, U AIN'T NANN HO! AND NOBUDDY GIVE A SHIT BOUT U HO SO U R STUCK ON A VH1 SHOW. TRINA CAN N WILL FUCK U UP

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[info]daslexmeister
2008-04-03 02:19 am UTC (link)
oops i didn't mean to make that rhyme

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[info]milkosaurus
2008-04-03 02:19 am UTC (link)
omg... "RAGGEDY AS A MANGO SEED"

!

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[info]showmorepink
2008-04-03 03:03 am UTC (link)
Definately working that one into a conversation today.

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(no subject) - [info]eveluvden, 2008-04-03 03:04 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]da06cooliekishi, 2008-04-03 04:54 am UTC (Expand)

[info]dandyinmypants
2008-04-03 02:22 am UTC (link)
Whatever, Snatch The Cat Back is my fucking jam.

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[info]coedcamper
2008-04-03 02:22 am UTC (link)
WIT DAT SAID

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[info]russian
2008-04-03 02:23 am UTC (link)
Man. Wow.

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[info]klo_platinum
2008-04-03 02:23 am UTC (link)
I literally had to read this one word at a time...

It took me an embarrassingly long length of time to read this post.

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[info]chriskent
2008-04-03 05:04 pm UTC (link)
me too.

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[info]xr2
2008-04-03 02:24 am UTC (link)
god i love her

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[info]nerglish
2008-04-03 07:35 pm UTC (link)
ditto
I'm so friending her

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[info]lovedforaday
2008-04-03 02:24 am UTC (link)
Completely incomprehensible. Congrats to anyone who could read that.

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[info]whitecanary
2008-04-03 02:25 am UTC (link)
she is so insanely bad that this is quite good and hysterical get yourself a foundation lmaoo!!!!!

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[info]twisted_angel20
2008-04-03 02:28 am UTC (link)
I OUGHT TO TAKE OFF MY BIG RED CLOWN SHOE AND KICK U IN UR BIG BOBBLE HEAD!!!!!!!!

*dies*
ilu khia.
even though trina>you.


foxy brown>all these bitches

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[info]milkosaurus
2008-04-03 02:33 am UTC (link)
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN WITH A CLOWN SHOE ON, KHIA
that's what i wanna know
foxy brown ftw

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[info]grumpi
2008-04-03 02:28 am UTC (link)
DIS BITCH IS A CRAZY HO..... MAN!!!!!!!!!!

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[info]lasombradeti
2008-04-03 02:29 am UTC (link)
this a crazy stays the same?

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(no subject) - [info]grumpi, 2008-04-03 02:32 am UTC (Expand)

[info]lasombradeti
2008-04-03 02:28 am UTC (link)
ow my brain

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