ohnotheydidnt: OMG....the film you've all been waiting

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ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-03-31 17:18:00

OMG....the film you've all been waiting for gets a theatrical release........

When applicable, IMDB should include an “Actress: Theatrical” entry for porn stars. Sony Pictures has enthusiastically announced that Jenna Jameson (Private Parts) will once again be sliding down America’s luxurious cineplex flagpole, this time in the grindhouse-y Zombie Strippers alongside Robert Englund. On April 18th, the direct-to-DVD flick will play in numerous select American cities and we have the [insert porn pun] listing below.

If you haven’t seen the trailer or the poster we have those too. You know what? Maybe it’s a case of expectations limbo, but the Zombie Strippers trailer is superior to the Lost Boys: The Tribe trailer. That is just depressing.

Unfortunately, it is a limited release. Hopefully, you live in one of the CHOSEN cities.

The trailer is a must see.

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"They'll dance for a fee, but devour you for free." So F*ckin' Funny

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	nerice6 2008-04-01 12:35 am UTC (link)
	This is a joke, right? I'm just waiting for APRIL FOOLS!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	louboutin_red 2008-04-01 12:35 am UTC (link)
	you took the words right out of my mouth WHAT IS THIS??? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lalahoneybee 2008-04-01 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Thia is an April fools prank right.... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	eekbitz 2008-04-01 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	nope absolutely true. i read about this last week. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pansy88 2008-04-01 12:35 am UTC (link)
	wasnt lara flynn boyle supposed to be in this? (Reply to this)

	twisted_angel20 2008-04-01 12:35 am UTC (link)
	pop fiction? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	la_bellavidaxo 2008-04-01 12:36 am UTC (link)
	iA (Reply to this) (Parent)

	la_bellavidaxo 2008-04-01 12:36 am UTC (link)
	EW! DNW! (Reply to this)

	witwicky 2008-04-01 12:37 am UTC (link)
	LMAO BRB LET ME GO KILL MYSELF. (Reply to this)

	sparkfactory 2008-04-01 12:37 am UTC (link)
	I would really love this if it was real but I don't think it is. =( (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	diabla 2008-04-01 12:38 am UTC (link)
	IT IS REAL STOP BEING A BUM >:O (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	consonances 2008-04-01 12:37 am UTC (link)
	really? REALLY? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shanny_w 2008-04-01 12:46 am UTC (link)
	RLY derrr (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nirl 2008-04-01 12:37 am UTC (link)
	ttly going to the one in htown~~* (Reply to this) (Thread)

	egosumopacis 2008-04-01 01:05 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to the one in Lex. I'm so freaking excited. I love zombie movies that are really cheesy. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	diabla 2008-04-01 12:38 am UTC (link)
	buncha haters. i'll probably go see it, two of my favorite people in one movie! (Reply to this)

	i_flushed_nemo 2008-04-01 12:38 am UTC (link)
	She looks like a mutant alien from planet Boobula. (Reply to this) (Thread)(Expand)

	ericasays 2008-04-01 12:44 am UTC (link)
	where her arch nemesis is Areola? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	evil_heiress 2008-04-01 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Today has been a really bad day for me, but this post made me laugh so much. ty (Reply to this)

	hollywood 2008-04-01 12:39 am UTC (link)
	WTF? (Reply to this)

	whir 2008-04-01 12:40 am UTC (link)
	yeah, i got everything i need to know from the title (Reply to this)

	endless_sean 2008-04-01 12:40 am UTC (link)
	way better than "zombie escorts" but not quite on par with cult classic "zombie hooker boots". they're thigh high...but they'll make you DIE HIGH! (Reply to this)

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	mellieebelliee 2008-04-01 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Masterpiece. (Reply to this)

	super_creeps 2008-04-01 12:40 am UTC (link)
	That is a damn big trout pout (Reply to this)

	galaxymilkyway 2008-04-01 12:40 am UTC (link)
	zombie hoes? puhleeze. (Reply to this)

	grrface325 2008-04-01 12:40 am UTC (link)
	I keep thinking there are upcoming artists, writers, actors/actresses, directors who are having the hardest time making it into the industry but have a natural ability to make beautiful film... and instead... we get this... (Reply to this)

	sugary_placenta 2008-04-01 12:41 am UTC (link)
	ROFL. (Reply to this)

	lindsey_naegle 2008-04-01 12:41 am UTC (link)
	If this is real you know it probably took forever to come up with that tagline. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ericasays 2008-04-01 12:46 am UTC (link)
	it took 3 meetings, 5 conference calls, and 7 PowerPoint presentations (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theriaulogy 2008-04-01 12:41 am UTC (link)
	yessss. love it. (Reply to this)

	daslexmeister 2008-04-01 12:41 am UTC (link)
	omg this looks almost as suspenseful as a jodie foster movie! i must see this (Reply to this)

	lambykins88 2008-04-01 12:42 am UTC (link)
	I think this is a joke, sadly i would probably see this if it wasn't (Reply to this) (Thread)