Angelique Marie (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} diosabellissima) wrote in ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} ohnotheydidnt,@ 2008-03-29 18:20:00 |
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My Friend, the Bobby Trendy Fucker
So, one of my friends fucked Bobby Trendy. Yes, that Bobby Trendy- the Anna Nicole coat tail ridin', feather boa decoratin', lip gloss poppin', interior designer/pseudo celebrity. Last Saturday (that's right, the day before Easter), my friend John went down to the Second Annual Male Escort Awards- or "The Hookies"- for some God forsaken reason and through a horrible turn of events, ended up covered in Bobby's bodily fluids *shiver*.
Rather than babbling on, I'll just share the good parts. Basically, my friend wanted to go to the after party, which was at Bobby Trendy's shop and ended up getting personally invited by Bobby himself. Shockingly, at the party, my friend says Bobby was dressed normally and had no makeup on- super let down, amirite?
Now, I know exactly what question is in your mind, because I'm sure it's the same that I first thought of. So, I will share with you the text I had with my friend over this:
Me: "What's his cock like?"
Friend: "Kind of short, about 5 and a half inches and thick, about the size of a half dollar. . . He has a noticeable amount of either remaining foreskin or the remnants of one."
Me: "And was there glitter?"
Friend: "Not that was noticeable."
Well, if that isn't a fucking let down, I dunno what is. If there was one guy I would have pegged as covering his junk in glitter, it would have been Bobby Trendy, amirite, bbs?
Here's Bobby Trendy presenting at the 2008 Hookies:
Oh, and here's Bobby wearing the same shirt he's got on in the pic with my friend:
I'm not sure how much more of a source I can provide, hopefully this gets approved. Sex gossip is the best kind of gossip, even when it's about Bobby Trendy!
So, one of my friends fucked Bobby Trendy. Yes, that Bobby Trendy- the Anna Nicole coat tail ridin', feather boa decoratin', lip gloss poppin', interior designer/pseudo celebrity. Last Saturday (that's right, the day before Easter), my friend John went down to the Second Annual Male Escort Awards- or "The Hookies"- for some God forsaken reason and through a horrible turn of events, ended up covered in Bobby's bodily fluids *shiver*.
Rather than babbling on, I'll just share the good parts. Basically, my friend wanted to go to the after party, which was at Bobby Trendy's shop and ended up getting personally invited by Bobby himself. Shockingly, at the party, my friend says Bobby was dressed normally and had no makeup on- super let down, amirite?
- Bobby asked my friend if he was an escort because, "a cute little chubby boy like [my friend] could make a lot of money."
- At the after party, Bobby took my friend in the back to get a beer out of a fridge. While back there, Bobby stuck his hand down my friend's pants and flipped out when he realized my friend is uncut. Apparently, uncut peens do it for Mr. Trendy.
- Bobby Trendy then asked my friend to let him know next time he had to pee, because he gets off watching uncut peens piss. My friend, being a friggin' whore, obliged. This led directly to Bobby Trendy kissing my friend's cock while my friend was pissing.
- As things progressed, it ended up being my friend, Bobby Trendy, some guy named "Gray Bear", and Gray Bear's male escort- some hottie with a body. Bobby ordered my friend to bend over and face them; when my friend did, Bobby Trendy kicked him in the hip. Ok then. . . Anyway, after that, things started to get even more gross than I can stand, so I'll spare you some of the more awful details. Oh, except this one: my friend said that Bobby kept pulling on my friend's balls "like he was trying to pull a fucking apple off of a tree."
- As things began to wind down, Bobby Trendy said he wanted to "get some bukakke shit on," and asked my friend if they could, er, finish on him. My friend obliged and let Mr. Trendy bust one on his chest.
Now, I know exactly what question is in your mind, because I'm sure it's the same that I first thought of. So, I will share with you the text I had with my friend over this:
Me: "What's his cock like?"
Friend: "Kind of short, about 5 and a half inches and thick, about the size of a half dollar. . . He has a noticeable amount of either remaining foreskin or the remnants of one."
Me: "And was there glitter?"
Friend: "Not that was noticeable."
Well, if that isn't a fucking let down, I dunno what is. If there was one guy I would have pegged as covering his junk in glitter, it would have been Bobby Trendy, amirite, bbs?
Here's Bobby Trendy presenting at the 2008 Hookies:
Oh, and here's Bobby wearing the same shirt he's got on in the pic with my friend:
I'm not sure how much more of a source I can provide, hopefully this gets approved. Sex gossip is the best kind of gossip, even when it's about Bobby Trendy!