Weightless ([info]_weightless) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2005-06-01 12:31:00
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Rock 'n roll is just so wacky!
Tommy Lee wows airport staff with his antics

Rocker Tommy Lee was so fed up with setting off the metal detectors in airports he put himself through the X-ray machine with his luggage.

The incident happened at London's Heathrow Airport because the Motley Crue drummer's many piercings kept setting off alarms.

But Tommy hit upon a novel solution and went through the baggage machine - much to the amusement of onlooking staff and fellow travellers.

The X-ray revealed that Pamela Anderson's ex-husband was carrying nothing more dangerous than his famous member.

Tommy is so proud of his manhood that last year he dedicated a chapter of his autobiography to it.

The Motley Crue drummer made his penis one of the main stars of 'Tommyland' - and devotes the first chapter of the tome to an interview with his member.

The 42-year-old star admitted he had to write down the lyrics to the song - which included "My baloney has a first name, it's p-e-n-i-s" before calling his future wife and serenading her - so he didn't forget them.

He explained: "You can't wing something like that unless you're a freestyle rapper, which I ain't."

The book also offers readers intimate sex tips and less revealing details about his marriages to Anderson and supermodel Heather Locklear.

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[info]puffdragon
2005-06-01 06:41 pm UTC (link)
Um. Wow.

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[info]crystle311
2005-06-01 06:43 pm UTC (link)
Tommy is nuts.

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[info]aurorasometimes
2005-06-01 06:49 pm UTC (link)
That's rediculous. Body jewelry is made of stainless steel which DOES NOT set off metal detectors.

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[info]poubelle
2005-06-02 03:40 am UTC (link)
I don't know -- I'd believe it. I set off metal detectors once in the airport by wearing too many bobby pins (which I'd been told shouldn't set them off). The guards had lots of fun with that. XD;

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[info]liquid_quaalude
2005-06-01 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Umm thats story is BS I have numerous body piercings and actually live between chicago and London..meaning I go into Heathrow and never once I have set anything off.

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[info]dannong
2005-06-01 07:05 pm UTC (link)
Heather Locklear fan here, was she ever considered a supermodel? She's an actress, dammit!

**rages madly**

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[info]ontheqt
2005-06-01 07:08 pm UTC (link)

na.
she was always "the hot chick" never an actress.

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[info]zombieskank
2005-06-01 07:27 pm UTC (link)
body jewelry is made out of stainless or surgical steel. I have never had this problem at airports.

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[info]7_silver_stars_
2005-06-01 07:44 pm UTC (link)
i used to really think he was badass but now that he is with tha idiot, tara reid, i can no longer like him

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[info]xlolita_complex
2005-06-01 07:47 pm UTC (link)
"My baloney has a first name, it's p-e-n-i-s"

.... genious lyrics.

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[info]jezemel
2005-06-01 08:02 pm UTC (link)
"My baloney has a first name, it's p-e-n-i-s"

That reminds me of all the shit I'd write down while stoned, thinking it was going to turn into some brilliant novel.

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[info]gemini_chic_718
2005-06-01 09:35 pm UTC (link)
the dick must be REAL good, bc with the way he looks and the shit he does, i wouldnt fuck with him.

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[info]gemini_chic_718
2005-06-02 12:59 am UTC (link)
ugh i know, and the way he looks does not help matters. I cant even imagine him approaching a female & hitting on her...its disgusting.

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[info]andomae
2005-06-02 02:13 am UTC (link)
er... I think he's rather good-looking. :P

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[info]gemini_chic_718
2005-06-02 02:26 am UTC (link)
to each his own.

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[info]dianogi
2005-06-01 10:49 pm UTC (link)
I've always wondered just how big is he?!?!?!? His dick size can't be rare at all.

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[info]cathedralheat
2005-06-02 12:55 am UTC (link)
lol it's all over the web, check it out. it's not unimpressive lol

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[info]dianogi
2005-06-02 12:57 am UTC (link)
*sarcastic* I'm SOOO sure. I know guys with much better and bigger wangs.

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[info]gemini_chic_718
2005-06-02 01:01 am UTC (link)
maybe he knows how to work it..ew. But even still, sex only takes you so far..

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[info]dianogi
2005-06-02 01:05 am UTC (link)
Wow, you really believe the lie.

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[info]gemini_chic_718
2005-06-02 01:07 am UTC (link)
what lie ?

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[info]bettedavis
2005-06-01 11:11 pm UTC (link)
Rocker Tommy Lee was so fed up with setting off the metal detectors in airports he put himself through the X-ray machine with his luggage.

I didn't need to read any more than that. Speaking of making a joke of yourself...hello Tommy.

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[info]malfeasanceses
2005-06-02 12:04 am UTC (link)
Wow, that was a really smooth transition. "Tommy went through a metal detector... hey, he wrote a chapter about his dick! Dick dick dick! Sex!"

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[info]malfeasanceses
2005-06-02 03:08 am UTC (link)
Haha, thanks! I made it myself--quite the work of art, I know.

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[info]thingee
2005-06-02 02:24 am UTC (link)
His kids have so many years of shame ahead of them. Can you imagine? Your mom is Pamela Anderson, whose tits are bigger than you. Your dad is tattoo-covered idiot Tommy Lee, who talks about his wang publicly. Your step-mom is Tara Reid, universal joke/party girl. Nudie pix of all 3 are online. Their collective IQ is about 83. *shudder*

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[info]saraha
2005-06-02 04:36 am UTC (link)
The X-ray revealed that Pamela Anderson's ex-husband was carrying nothing more dangerous than his famous member.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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[info]mediinspokane
2005-06-02 06:33 am UTC (link)
Go Tommy...X-Ray your ass and amuse those people...show them exactly how mental you are.

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[info]ghoulygirl
2005-06-02 09:50 am UTC (link)
Why don't my piercings set off metal detectors!?!

Not fair

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[info]_weightless
2005-06-02 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Off topic ompletely but I've been meaning to tell you that you look great in that icon picture! :)

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[info]ghoulygirl
2005-06-09 10:56 am UTC (link)
Heh,thanks ;)

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