andrew ([info]fauxjoy) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-02-29 15:13:00
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Omg! The Moment We've Been Waiting For!

Justin Timberlake's sexy porno role


'Do ya think I'm sexy?'


JT does his best Bruce Lee impression


Mike Myers is back as the love guru

Justin Timberlake is more than living up to his moniker "Trousersnake" with a role as a well-hung wannabe 70s porn star in a new comedy.

The pop singer sports a dodgy 'tache, big hair, tiny speedos and little else as Jacques Grande in The Love Guru.

Grande is a professional skater and aspiring porno actor who has stolen away the wife of a rival hockey player whose career has subsequently gone on the skids.

Austin Powers star Mike Myers plays an Indian guru who makes people fall in love and he attempts to break into the US self-help market by resolving this "triangle of lurve".

Jessica Alba, Ben Kingsley and Jessica Simpson also star in this ridiculous comedy along with Verne Troyer, who played Mini Me in the Austin Powers series.

The film is set to be release this July.

Trailer


Source: Metro

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[info]tcklemepnkfloyd
2008-02-29 03:23 pm UTC (link)
JT looks suspiciously convincing as a pr0n star.

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[info]sockkpuppett
2008-02-29 05:36 pm UTC (link)
And just *how* would you know what a convincing porn star looks like?
:)

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(no subject) - [info]tcklemepnkfloyd, 2008-03-01 01:56 am UTC (Expand)

[info]stevinmichael
2008-02-29 03:23 pm UTC (link)
Hes such an asshole, and totally not attractive. He looks like an elf w/ a hot body.

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[info]herocksdude
2008-02-29 03:46 pm UTC (link)
IFUCKINAGREE. i only want his body not his soul lol

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(no subject) - [info]stevinmichael, 2008-02-29 05:08 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]babydiego
2008-02-29 03:23 pm UTC (link)
totally stuffed.

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[info]roxiblu
2008-02-29 03:25 pm UTC (link)
ikr? lol

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(no subject) - [info]willmerk, 2008-02-29 03:30 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]msbrewski, 2008-02-29 08:17 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]philpotts
2008-02-29 03:24 pm UTC (link)
We need macros, stat.

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[info]gretchen_rose
2008-02-29 05:15 pm UTC (link)
ia!

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(no subject) - [info]classifyed, 2008-02-29 06:00 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]wegeton
2008-02-29 03:24 pm UTC (link)
o___o

i dont find him attractive in the slightest

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[info]3mcoopandmaxie
2008-02-29 03:26 pm UTC (link)
James needs to do nudity

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(no subject) - [info]wegeton, 2008-02-29 03:28 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]fauxjoy
2008-02-29 03:24 pm UTC (link)

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[info]chiss
2008-02-29 03:40 pm UTC (link)
LOL

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[info]krysteener
2008-02-29 03:24 pm UTC (link)
ok I absolutely did not want to see this movie...until now.

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[info]amphigory
2008-02-29 03:24 pm UTC (link)
Justin Timberlake has amazing comedic timing, regardless of what an asshole anyone may think he is. He's the best host SNL has had in the past eight years.

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[info]crowded_dreams
2008-02-29 03:27 pm UTC (link)
"Bring it on down to Omletteville"-- one of my all-time favorites!

I love his Britney impression!

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(no subject) - [info]ariesangel404, 2008-02-29 03:46 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]roxiblu
2008-02-29 03:24 pm UTC (link)
Ew! He ain't no Dirk Diggler.

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[info]damonhyper
2008-02-29 03:24 pm UTC (link)
yeah...no.

After seeing Southland Tales and Alpha Dog...he should not be allowed to act.

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[info]chapel_noir
2008-02-29 03:33 pm UTC (link)
Was Southland Tales good?

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(no subject) - [info]damonhyper, 2008-02-29 03:57 pm UTC (Expand)
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[info]flower4pwr
2008-02-29 03:25 pm UTC (link)
This movie looks TERRIBLE. JT and Jessica Alba? Seriously?

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[info]flyingpigs_live
2008-02-29 03:26 pm UTC (link)
Overrated.

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[info]3mcoopandmaxie
2008-02-29 03:27 pm UTC (link)
lol i gotta admit his part in the trailer made me LOL

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[info]false_hate
2008-02-29 03:29 pm UTC (link)
Agreed, I couldn't believe I was laughing

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(no subject) - [info]sarinette01, 2008-02-29 05:36 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]kennacious
2008-02-29 03:27 pm UTC (link)
I see a Razzie award in his future.

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[info]autoridade
2008-02-29 03:27 pm UTC (link)
OMG JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND JOHN OLIVER IN THE SAME POST.

I officially love this day.

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[info]xsquare
2008-02-29 03:27 pm UTC (link)
i gotta say he sucks in dramatic roles (alpha dog, black snake moan) but he's HILARIOUS in comedy roles, especially on snl.

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[info]webofglass
2008-02-29 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Seriously. He has great comedic timing.

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[info]ellowyntinuviel
2008-02-29 03:28 pm UTC (link)
God, I'm so over Mike Myers. I feel the same way about him as I do about Will Ferrell: OMG DO SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES THE SAME CHARACTER OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

As for Timberlake: Why does he continue to try and act? FAIL!

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[info]no_urges
2008-02-29 03:29 pm UTC (link)
That is such a fake package.

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[info]willmerk
2008-02-29 03:50 pm UTC (link)
lol its supposed to be

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[info]bloomingsakura
2008-02-29 03:29 pm UTC (link)
Photobucket

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[info]annachu
2008-02-29 03:29 pm UTC (link)
ummmm. ok.

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[info]webofglass
2008-02-29 03:30 pm UTC (link)
I can dig it.

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I don't llike the cast
[info]spacenaut
2008-02-29 03:31 pm UTC (link)
It doesn't look good :/

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[info]bumilla9999
2008-02-29 03:31 pm UTC (link)
lord. i just had a dream with him in it last night. it was pretty LOL.

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IDGI
[info]hot143chocolate
2008-02-29 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Every other guy on TV is hotter than this unkempt, smug douchebag. He can't dance as well as 90% of dancers I know and his voice is nothing special; WHY IS EVERYONE OBSESSED WITH HIM?

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[info]cutestblueberry
2008-02-29 03:34 pm UTC (link)
i guess cause the teenyboppers were all about justin like 10 years ago and by now they're conditioned to like everything he does?

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Re: IDGI - [info]hot143chocolate, 2008-02-29 03:37 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]chapel_noir
2008-02-29 03:31 pm UTC (link)
He looks funny which works, but his voice is going to annoy me if I watch this.

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