Team Britney ([info]teambritspears) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-02-08 22:57:00
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Madonna's 'chest hair' reaction to skin cream



Madonna is rubbing male hormones on her face. The Material Girl has started a strict regime of massaging her skin with testosterone cream due to it’s toted ability to increase muscle mass, boost energy, improve memory, and ward off mood swings. But Madge has got a hairy surprise that’s a bit more than she bargained for.

“Madonna is hip to all the antiaging stuff,” a Star Mag mole says of the almost fifty year old pop music legend. “She’ll try just about anything, as long as it’s legal,” the spy says.

But there is a downside: “She’s developed some unwanted chest fuzz!”

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[info]notenuffglitter
2008-02-09 04:10 am UTC (link)
I'm surprised she's not hairier tbh

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[info]saikaro_x
2008-02-09 04:12 am UTC (link)
don't you think it would grow on her face more?

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[info]mderndayophelia
2008-02-09 06:53 am UTC (link)
mte. it's a face cream, but it's making hair grow on her chest?

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[info]shannondepp
2008-02-09 04:13 am UTC (link)
I hope this isn't true because it's so goddamn stupid. She can get all sorts of adverse effects from that, she doesn't need to be any more muscular

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[info]iamheartspants
2008-02-09 04:13 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[info]green__desire
2008-02-09 04:14 am UTC (link)
Thats like putting a booger on a pile of shit, it doesn't make much difference.

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[info]clever_zomboid
2008-02-09 04:15 am UTC (link)
ASDKLFJAHSDF LMAO

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(no subject) - [info]potatoboat, 2008-02-09 04:23 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]ieatpianos, 2008-02-09 04:50 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]imyourrapunzel, 2008-02-09 06:21 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]sindorei, 2008-02-09 06:49 am UTC (Expand)

[info]totes_adorkable
2008-02-09 04:14 am UTC (link)
just accept it, grl. you're like 84.

you still look fierce and all but, come on...

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this is the fucking alternative
[info]ajulysuicide
2008-02-09 04:14 am UTC (link)

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Re: this is the fucking alternative
[info]xhemalaj
2008-02-09 04:17 am UTC (link)
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]ultra_obscene84, 2008-02-09 04:18 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]dolcianiblows, 2008-02-09 04:19 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]teamkiradoll, 2008-02-09 04:20 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]dolcianiblows, 2008-02-09 04:28 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]teamkiradoll, 2008-02-09 04:39 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]jennyherself, 2008-02-09 04:28 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]aphobian, 2008-02-09 04:41 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]potatoboat, 2008-02-09 04:55 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]haud_desiderium, 2008-02-09 04:56 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]ilovestarburst, 2008-02-09 12:13 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]holymackeral, 2008-02-09 04:57 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]bagelofdeath, 2008-02-09 05:02 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]skaholic, 2008-02-09 05:07 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]bob80, 2008-02-09 07:08 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]leftword, 2008-02-09 07:31 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]sternel, 2008-02-09 07:52 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]ajulysuicide, 2008-02-09 09:39 am UTC (Expand)
Re: this is the fucking alternative - [info]ilovestarburst, 2008-02-09 12:14 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]dolcianiblows
2008-02-09 04:14 am UTC (link)
I don't even care if this is true...it's fucking HILARIOUS.

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[info]clever_zomboid
2008-02-09 04:15 am UTC (link)
Surprise, you're old.

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[info]cluelessraf
2008-02-09 04:15 am UTC (link)
I wish I went to that Raising Malawi benefit, I love things like that..

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[info]guinea82
2008-02-09 04:18 am UTC (link)
Lmao wtf, is all I have to say really.

And wtf the picture changed as I was posting this :| Weirdness.

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[info]mysticmaestoso
2008-02-09 04:18 am UTC (link)
Madonna can bring the apocalypse early, tru fax.

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[info]bob80
2008-02-09 04:20 am UTC (link)
So increased muscle, chest hair...basically she is becoming a man.

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[info]coldvic
2008-02-09 04:23 am UTC (link)

~YOUR MOMS CHEST HAIR~






I'm Janis...

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[info]cluelessraf
2008-02-09 04:30 am UTC (link)
hahaha too perfect.

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(no subject) - [info]sandluv, 2008-02-10 08:17 am UTC (Expand)

[info]xhemalaj
2008-02-09 04:27 am UTC (link)
Why don't people just age? Idgi.

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[info]ho_youz_triflin
2008-02-09 04:31 am UTC (link)
i refuse to like her again until she tames her poor child's eyebrows.

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[info]juanitatequila
2008-02-09 04:33 am UTC (link)
Is she implying that she wants to be a man?! :O!!!

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[info]punnky_kitty
2008-02-09 04:34 am UTC (link)
If this is true..she needs to stop IMMEDIATELY. Her daughter (and sons) will feel the effects of that shit and it's not cool.

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[info]punkywuxhere
2008-02-09 06:00 am UTC (link)
LIKE ON HOUSE ZOMGGGG

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(no subject) - [info]punnky_kitty, 2008-02-09 09:12 am UTC (Expand)
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[info]will_2001
2008-02-09 04:35 am UTC (link)
I wonder what Guy thinks of his wife getting more muscular and having chest hair. Didn't someone post a picture here of Madonna carrying a shopping bag that had a box containing a strap-on in it? That could explain a lot.

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[info]tico_tony
2008-02-09 08:27 pm UTC (link)
you´re right, we all know that Madonna is the top!

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[info]goosh_betheh
2008-02-09 04:36 am UTC (link)
I'm going to call bullshit on this. What's the likelihood of something that you don't ingest or put in your blood stream causing your biology to change? IDGI

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[info]bellekitsune
2008-02-09 04:41 am UTC (link)
you're kidding right?

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(no subject) - [info]aphobian, 2008-02-09 04:45 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]mrs_spork, 2008-02-09 05:14 am UTC (Expand)
Look at this! - [info]maybourne, 2008-02-09 05:34 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]androganus
2008-02-09 04:39 am UTC (link)
Im with her. I have an irrational fear of ageing too. I almost bought this eyecream in the store for mature women over 60 but then I got afraid I would look like I was sucked through a wind tunnel.

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[info]hypocrisyetal
2008-02-09 04:40 am UTC (link)
fucking bullshit

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[info]up_and_away1252
2008-02-09 04:42 am UTC (link)
lol uhhh gross

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[info]ragnarokgrl
2008-02-09 04:42 am UTC (link)
lol I could just see it now. Someone walks in on Madge and she's applying jizz cream to her face and it's all dripping everywhere HAHAHA. Testy cream. :)

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[info]secura
2008-02-09 04:46 am UTC (link)
jizz cream? what?

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