fatale_noir ([info]fatale_noir) wrote in [info]ohnotheydidnt,
@ 2008-02-06 03:52:00
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Rollinstone Magazine cover revealed.....
ITS BRITNEY


The Tragedy of Britney Spears 







A pop star at the mall is an eternal cause for happiness, especially on a Sunday afternoon in the Valley. One moment, shoppers in the Westfield Topanga mall are living in the real world, monotonously selecting a new shade of eye shadow or rubbing perfume on wrists, but upon the rapture of Britney Spears, they are giggling, laughing, orgasmic, already sharing their secret on cell phones. "Her legs are actually really skinny," an adolescent whispers into her Sidekick, as Britney beelines for the Betsey Johnson boutique, pseudo-punk designer of evening dresses and splashy heels worn to suburban high school proms. In person, Britney is shockingly beautiful — clear skin, ruby lips, a perfectly proportioned twenty-six-year-old porcelain doll with a nasty weave. She cuts through the crowd swiftly, the way she used to when 20,000 adoring fans mobbed her outside a concert, with her paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, trailing behind.

Only a few kids are in the store, a young girl with her brother and two blondes checking out fake-gold charm bracelets. Britney rifles the racks as the Cure's "Pictures of You" blasts into the airless pink boutique, grabbing a pink lace dress, a few tight black numbers and a frilly red crop top, the kind of shirt that Britney used to wear all the time at seventeen but isn't really appropriate for anyone over that age. Then she ducks into the dressing room with Ghalib. He emerges with her black Am Ex.

The card won't go through, but they keep trying it.

"Please," begs Ghalib, "get this done quickly."

One of the girls runs to Britney's dressing room, explaining the situation through a pink gauze curtain.

A wail emerges from the cubby — guttural, vile, the kind of base animalistic shriek only heard at a family member's deathbed. "Fuck these bitches," screams Britney, each word ringing out between sobs. "These idiots can't do anything right!"

Ghalib dashes over to console her, but she's already spitting, growling, throwing a big bottle of soda on the floor so that it begins to spill underneath the curtain, and then she's got a box of tissues and is throwing them on top of the wet floor along with piles of discarded merchandise. A new card finally goes through, but by then Britney is out the door, leaving her shirt on the ground and replacing it with the red top. "Fuck you, fuck people, fuck, fuck, fuck," she keeps screaming, her face splotchy and red as she crosses the interminable mall floor, the crowd behind her growing larger and larger. "Leave us alone!" yells Ghalib.

The siblings run after Britney to get a video to put up on YouTube, and some of the shopgirls run after her to hand off the merchandise she left behind, and there's an entire bridal party wearing yellow T-shirts who have pulled out camera phones too. A crush of managers in black shirts and gold name tags try to keep the peace, but the crowd running after Britney gets larger, and now the shopgirls have ­started to catch up to her, one of them slipping spectacularly in her platform shoes, grazing her elbow. She pulls herself up, mustering the strength to tap Britney's shoulder. "Um, I'm from the South too," she mumbles, "and I was wondering if I could get a picture with you for my little sister."

Britney turns to Ghalib and grabs his arm. "I don't want her talking to me!" she screams. She whirls around and stares the girl deep in the eyes, her lips almost vibrating with anger. "I don't know who you think I am, bitch," she snarls, "but I'm not that person."

Excerpt from Issue 1046 





a few older pics of Britney















The Rollingstone cover was made with this picture:







source: Rollingstone


the Rollingstone site has a ton of old Britney pics, see more at the source



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[info]not_kosher
2008-02-06 02:09 pm UTC (link)
this post makes me very sad :(

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[info]emerging
2008-02-06 02:41 pm UTC (link)
that seriously made me want to cry.

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[info]ella__rose
2008-02-06 02:10 pm UTC (link)
I would be hella scared of Britney if I saw her. So so sad :(

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[info]inorio
2008-02-06 02:12 pm UTC (link)
fear and love britney. fear and love.

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[info]ateliergal
2008-02-06 02:10 pm UTC (link)
Boo! Rolling Stone! Boo!!!

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[info]f3d0ra_girl
2008-02-06 02:12 pm UTC (link)
shame :-/

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[info]inorio
2008-02-06 02:12 pm UTC (link)
ok. i might buy this issue. simply because of the way the writer describes britney in this little excerpt. i am divided whether this is accurately portraying britney or just bad writing.

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[info]therealycats
2008-02-06 02:19 pm UTC (link)
Well, I'd say coming from Rolling Stone it may be accurate, but I also know that the magazine tends to be leaning more and more towards sensational. Honestly sometimes reading it makes me ashamed to be a liberal. Actually, though, it just shames me that their blatant bias is the voice of liberalism.

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[info]timbre
2008-02-06 02:14 pm UTC (link)
Must buy.

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[info]potatoboat
2008-02-06 02:17 pm UTC (link)
but upon the rapture of Britney Spears


:(

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[info]dangerlad
2008-02-06 02:19 pm UTC (link)
ia :(

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[info]_katttttt_
2008-02-06 02:18 pm UTC (link)
:( aww

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[info]cluelesslyred
2008-02-06 03:16 pm UTC (link)
I love Patsy!

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[info]not_kosher
2008-02-06 02:18 pm UTC (link)
these pictures make me wonder what she would look like @ 26 if she had a "normal" life

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[info]noxonesxlooking
2008-02-06 03:50 pm UTC (link)
i know! when a woman is 26 thats supposed to be her prime..supposedly its when your in the best shape,best skin blah blah all that stuff

its so sad cause her prime was like 18 haha

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[info]wtf_garfunkle
2008-02-06 02:22 pm UTC (link)
she's so crazy :[

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[info]lime_skittles
2008-02-06 02:28 pm UTC (link)
Maybe not crazy at the mall, maybe stressed to the breaking point. I cannot imagine what she goes through between the public, the paps and what Sam Lutfi has done to her, plus the pressures of her career in general. She probably never learned how to express herself appropriately or manage her emotions. She's like a little pressure cooker. I feel bad for her.

I can't believe I'm defending her now.

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[info]hangar
2008-02-06 02:24 pm UTC (link)
:\ This is so sad.

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[info]vampiric02
2008-02-06 02:25 pm UTC (link)
Britney Spears: Inside An American Tragedy Trainwreck


Maybe it's just me, but I'm not really seeing the "tragedy" part in an article about a [former?] pop princess acting like a crazy, spoiled bitch.

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[info]kristina2477
2008-02-06 02:29 pm UTC (link)
Seriously. I'm so sick of people acting like this is the worst thing that has happened to America. I mean, hello!? There is STILL a war going on. The Nation is still in deep shit and is about to have a history making election, yet everyone is up for 24 hours or more waiting catch a glimpse of Britney strapped to a gurney? Ugh. Celeb Gossip is all good and fun (like ONTD for e.g.) but this Britney phenomenon is over the top.

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[info]vienna_sausages
2008-02-06 02:26 pm UTC (link)
o damn, brit will kill you!


i really dont understand why she doesnt just move somewhere else

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[info]kbo555
2008-02-06 02:26 pm UTC (link)
Why do her credit cards keep getting declined?

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[info]nodisrespect
2008-02-06 02:33 pm UTC (link)
am ex thinks she is bad for their image. lol.

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[info]kristina2477
2008-02-06 02:26 pm UTC (link)
"In person, Britney is shockingly beautiful — clear skin, ruby lips, a perfectly proportioned twenty-six-year-old porcelain doll with a nasty weave."

So I suppose the papz photoshop the acne on her face?

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[info]_katttttt_
2008-02-06 02:42 pm UTC (link)
i know! her skin is far from clear

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[info]iwanthaylienose
2008-02-06 02:26 pm UTC (link)
This is very sad

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[info]ms_madden
2008-02-06 02:26 pm UTC (link)
=(

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[info]markovnikov
2008-02-06 02:29 pm UTC (link)
is that her brother on the floor in the last one? if so, damn~

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[info]rainy_sunday
2008-02-06 03:52 pm UTC (link)
nah it's not

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[info]touchyou
2008-02-06 02:29 pm UTC (link)
I can't imagine what it will feel like once she wakes up from this daze and sees all of what has happened --- how out of it she REALLY seemed. It's all so embarassing. I don't think she'll ever be able to fully recover, knowing that everyone has seen her at her lowest and will never think of her the same again. It sucks.

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[info]paranoidrabbit
2008-02-06 02:31 pm UTC (link)
i just hope this IS her lowest, you know?

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[info]nodisrespect
2008-02-06 02:31 pm UTC (link)
damn, sounds like a good article

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[info]boomstick
2008-02-06 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Seems like everything was fine until she threw her little tantrum.

She needs major help. But we all knew this.

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[info]kristina2477
2008-02-06 02:33 pm UTC (link)
Oh, please. If any of this happened we'd totally have it on camera.

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[info]cpl593h
2008-02-06 03:09 pm UTC (link)
iirc there is video of her in the dressing room.

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[info]eviltera
2008-02-06 02:33 pm UTC (link)
soldiers dying in Iraq
children with no education
people with no health coverage

THOSE are American tragedies

Britney is a fucking American joke

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[info]frosting
2008-02-06 03:27 pm UTC (link)
get off ontd then
fuck

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[info]thirsty_bum
2008-02-06 02:34 pm UTC (link)
pssshh she doesnt have clear skin.

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[info]wanderingbelle
2008-02-06 02:35 pm UTC (link)
Wow. It sounds like she's needed medical attention for a long time and her enablers just ignored that.

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[info]babypants
2008-02-06 02:49 pm UTC (link)
It sounds like she's a spoiled twat, as other posters have pointed out.

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